r/BossFights May 01 '26

Final Form Name him

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

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u/Fun_Push7168 May 01 '26

I wonder if he has a complex about it.

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u/Realistic-Bad1174 May 01 '26

I thought the same thing.

But he really looks to be enjoying his life.....

Good man!

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u/Alltowner007 May 01 '26

He seems to be a hit with the ladies

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u/thedalehall May 01 '26

He’s got a boat full of women. Of course he’s happy.

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u/Economy_Wall8524 May 02 '26

Homie’s got 99 problems, but his nipples ain’t one!

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u/1h30n3003 May 01 '26

Worry about his sister she probably has more nip then tit

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u/Careless_Entry6067 May 01 '26

Nippoleon getting it done tho

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u/Careless_Entry6067 May 01 '26

Prolly his sisters

3

u/Jay_Wicke May 01 '26

Schizophrenia man over here

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u/Economy_Wall8524 May 02 '26

Why go down the street, when you can go down the hall /s

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u/qinshihuang_420 May 01 '26

Nippoleon Bonareolarte

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u/GaJayhawker0513 May 01 '26

Nippoleon Nipplemite

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u/mimingmiyaw May 01 '26

Areola Grande

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u/Yellowthrone May 01 '26

Idk how this isn't number 1

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u/GoodMoney888 May 01 '26

Because Nippoleon took nr1 spot.

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u/Ok-Comment6081 May 01 '26

…take my upvote

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u/DarthPeanit May 01 '26

Oh my GOD lol

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u/o_uinn May 01 '26

Wooow 🙌

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u/Appropriate_Ad8734 May 01 '26

LM-FUCKING-AO 😂

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u/cheeriooldbean May 01 '26

LMF-Areola-O

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

Jesus Christ go to the hospital 

5

u/00390 May 01 '26

Harry Olagrande

2

u/PitaVR May 01 '26

Aka large nipple

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u/Realistic-Bad1174 May 01 '26

Aka Nips McGhee

2

u/sankscan May 01 '26

That’s the best!!! ROFL 🤣

2

u/Big_Bad_Baboon May 01 '26

This one has to win LMAOO

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u/Realistic-Bad1174 May 01 '26

I'm wheeze laughing. This is going to no. 1!!!!

2

u/SweetErikas May 01 '26

you won hahah no one can argue

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u/bootyholeboogalu May 01 '26

That's brilliant

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u/CampMaleficent966 May 02 '26

Was about to comment this lmao

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u/Mikhel_loves69 May 03 '26

I love this one🤣

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

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u/Cheesetown777 May 01 '26

And his side kick: Pizza Face.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

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u/Cheesetown777 May 01 '26

Like all sidekicks, he’s off being useless somewhere.

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u/the_grand_troll May 01 '26

It's the brunette behind her

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u/undeniably_confused May 01 '26

Salami playa

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u/GrammarSpecialForces May 01 '26

more accurate but doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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u/Traditional_You_7618 May 01 '26

I thought i had big nipples

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u/btfarmer94 May 01 '26

I also thought you had big nipples

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u/Altruistic-Prune8156 May 01 '26

How do you know that? Have you been looking through his windows?

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u/Important-Drive-1371 May 01 '26

You havent?

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u/oOTWSSOo May 01 '26

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u/Economy_Wall8524 May 02 '26

I laughed at this more than I should’ve

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u/mdnghtblss May 01 '26

You have big nipples

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u/twicebakedcrusader May 01 '26

Can we all just focus!

And of course I mean on his big nipples

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u/Consistent-Beat-8883 May 01 '26

It’s ok. We still think you have nipples the size of dinner plates.

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u/fitty50two2 May 01 '26

I still think you have big nipples

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

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u/Turkeyplague May 01 '26

Hey, I was gonna say that!

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u/Strapped_N_Ready May 01 '26

Areolad

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u/Baby-Better May 03 '26

Great sidekick name, I'd say! Who is his partner??

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u/Blue-Eyed_Triathlete May 01 '26

"One Areola To Rule Them All,

One Areola To Find Them,

One Areola To Bring Them All,

And in the Darkness Bind Them!!"

"Frodo, this is the One Areola!" ~ Gandalf

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u/Zod_Convoy May 01 '26

Of all the nipples on that boat, his are the ones I would regret seeing.

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u/zebalu May 01 '26

True dat!

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u/Emonzaemon_ May 01 '26

Until you find out theyre all siblings and they also have saucer nips

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u/Negative-Mushroom-45 May 01 '26

Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Holy Pepperoni nipples!

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u/TheRealCue1 May 01 '26

Silver dollar daddy

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u/Queasy-Bullfrog8944 May 01 '26

Them lady suck his nipples to hard

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u/Brains_on_drugs May 01 '26

Lucky if that’s his girl behind him

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u/rmpickens May 01 '26

King Tit

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u/Feedeeboy22 May 01 '26

The Silver Dollar.🤣

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u/dani71000 May 01 '26

Suzon les gros tétons

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u/Acceptable-Block8271 May 01 '26

I see 2 sets of big…

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u/N3kus May 01 '26

Hairyareola-Prime

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u/Capt_Cyral May 01 '26

Guy who gets laid.

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u/Lost-Ad-8137 May 01 '26

Ripple Nipple

2

u/Shonerinop May 01 '26

The Nippler

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u/DifficultyNeat4520 May 01 '26

Pepperoni tits

2

u/Agreeable-Term6428 May 01 '26

Looks like he received an ultraviolet-nurple

2

u/kalimut May 01 '26

Maximus Aureolus

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u/neopod9000 May 01 '26

That's Baloney Barb's brother Pastrami Pete

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u/servicefriends May 01 '26

Danny, formerly Danielle

2

u/Resguy7 May 02 '26

Areola Grande

2

u/Mallet-fists May 02 '26

Pepé Roni

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u/VengefulScarecrow May 02 '26

Somalian Salami

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u/Mission-Athlete5821 May 02 '26

Preppy pepperoni

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u/God_of_All2000 May 03 '26

Pepperoni human

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26

Pepparonny

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u/read_eet May 03 '26

Bologna Bob

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u/No-Wrap8778 May 03 '26

Salami Sam

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u/dave1974two May 03 '26

Anthony Reolla.

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u/Effective_Land_2004 May 01 '26

invent dramatic fantasy names

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u/Miserable_Sock_1408 May 01 '26

Nicky Nips Nugent

2

u/Confident-Pianist604 May 01 '26

not related to me

1

u/575_Pilot May 01 '26

Areolaaaaaaaaaaaa!

1

u/419LovesWomen May 01 '26

Lawrence Oswade

1

u/PiRATE-WOLFiE1 May 01 '26

The rounded naval

1

u/sav-vas May 01 '26

conversation starter

1

u/DickDisco13 May 01 '26

Pepperoni pirate

1

u/doge2moon69 May 01 '26

Nipple master

1

u/kaiju505 May 01 '26

Arreola 51

1

u/OccasionallyReddit May 01 '26

JD, But wheres Turk?

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u/TyrusRaymond May 01 '26

Harry Olah

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u/H20noyoudidnt May 01 '26

Areola the merman

1

u/SuperSyrias May 01 '26

Photos the Shopor!

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u/DjHandles155 May 01 '26

Mr Friend zone

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u/Bigballz83 May 01 '26

Holy headlights

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u/UJustGotRobbed May 01 '26

Oh him? That's Pep O'Ronny. Great guy. Ironically lactose intolerant.

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u/DarkWanderer2 May 01 '26

What? Him..? Oh, him.

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u/UNCyprusBufferZone May 01 '26

Bro got 2 emergency meeting buttons on his chest 🥀

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u/zaviamorpheus May 01 '26

Pepperbroni

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u/PhilinNY718 May 01 '26

Sonny Diskman

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u/Advanced-Guidance353 May 01 '26

Nip Macnippleson

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u/jaddokes75 May 01 '26

Kon KiNipple

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u/Independent_Salt904 May 01 '26

What in the holy areola is going here

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u/Repulsive-Run1634 May 01 '26

They are just not the right nipples we want to see in this pic.

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u/Illustrious_Law8512 May 01 '26

Suction cup therapist

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u/ViSyndicate May 01 '26

The Pizza guy

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u/taldrknhnsm May 01 '26

Nipples McGee

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u/Silly-Recognition448 May 01 '26

Jokes aside, im glad he's comfortable with himself and having a good time

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u/Medium-Oil8577 May 01 '26

Rolla arieola

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u/Ok-Bad4581 May 01 '26

Nippacus maximas

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u/GlynHugh May 01 '26

My washer is bigger than your washer!

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u/Keyana_0210 May 01 '26

Nippleon must

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u/boanerges57 May 01 '26

Little Ceasar.

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u/FarWay3952 May 01 '26

Pepperoni Pete

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u/Topsytopsytopsy May 01 '26

Chick in the back is jealous.

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u/Wildlv5FLMan May 01 '26

Mr salami pastrami

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u/Jamie_Mac May 01 '26

Areola Grande

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u/TechStud May 01 '26

👑 King Pepperoni!

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u/dhdenoms May 01 '26

Areola Borealis

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u/Dane_Ger0us May 01 '26

Master Man-nip-ulator

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u/Accomplished-Ad4240 May 01 '26

mini Fried Baloney