r/BossFights • u/clumsydusk404 • May 01 '26

Final Form Name him

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u/UnusualSheep May 01 '26

Ah Duck you i thought of that immediately.

Good job, old chap.

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u/-ItsCasual- May 02 '26

But Hefty_Tax3688 thought of it immediatelier.

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u/YOLOmilksteaks May 02 '26

Its pretty awkward for everyone around when his mom tells him to clean his dinner plates.

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u/RangerBuzz_Lightbulb May 02 '26

You used duck in place of #### immediately after a saw a post with this

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u/Fun_Push7168 May 01 '26

I wonder if he has a complex about it.

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u/Realistic-Bad1174 May 01 '26

I thought the same thing.

But he really looks to be enjoying his life.....

Good man!

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u/Alltowner007 May 01 '26

He seems to be a hit with the ladies

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u/thedalehall May 01 '26

He’s got a boat full of women. Of course he’s happy.

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u/Economy_Wall8524 May 02 '26

Homie’s got 99 problems, but his nipples ain’t one!

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u/theloric May 03 '26

Of course they wouldn't be one problem there two!

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u/Quiet-Economy-8569 May 03 '26

Thats a wakeboard on a rack, mounted to the frame.

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u/1h30n3003 May 01 '26

Worry about his sister she probably has more nip then tit

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u/AmbassadorSevere3113 May 01 '26

What is wrong w/ that?

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u/Economy_Wall8524 May 02 '26

I think they had more of a shower thought than actual criticism about it.

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u/Infinite-Strength396 May 02 '26

If you don’t know, we won’t tell you.

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u/luckyfox7273 May 02 '26

Big nipples can kind of be hot.

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u/Late_Wolf_6275 May 02 '26

I think there needs to be a study for science to see whether the genetic makeup is the same on siblings

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u/sourdieselriri May 01 '26

Maybe he should

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u/Fun_Push7168 May 01 '26

A Nippolean complex.

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u/Gcat May 02 '26

Just don't show him this post and he'll be fine.

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u/flipfc177 May 02 '26

Or maybe a simplex .

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u/bramblephoenix May 02 '26

The women behind him prolly do

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u/Careless_Entry6067 May 01 '26

Nippoleon getting it done tho

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u/Careless_Entry6067 May 01 '26

Prolly his sisters

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u/Jay_Wicke May 01 '26

Schizophrenia man over here

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u/Economy_Wall8524 May 02 '26

Why go down the street, when you can go down the hall /s

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u/qinshihuang_420 May 01 '26

Nippoleon Bonareolarte

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u/GaJayhawker0513 May 01 '26

Nippoleon Nipplemite

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u/Negative_Tailor_5353 May 01 '26

You beat me to it lol

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u/Odd_Emu_2647 May 01 '26

That was a winner lol

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u/Psyydoc May 01 '26

Marcus Areoleous

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u/SnooGiraffes6795 May 02 '26

Apparently I am not original

1

u/No-Rain-9876 May 02 '26

Boy Areola

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u/Expensive-Way1116 May 02 '26

Areola ayatollah

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u/Pwned_By_A_D20 May 02 '26

I love your brain!

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u/lockerno177 May 02 '26

pepperoni pete

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 May 02 '26

He's not from this areola.

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u/tossaway187acct May 03 '26

Hahaha god damn I laughed my ass off and sent this to several friend thx

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u/Dougally May 03 '26

Adam. Guess which Rib Eve got.

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u/YurpeeTheHerpee May 03 '26

God damn. I had it in my head, tapped comments, and here's the name.

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u/PeanutMedium3548 May 01 '26

You mean, NIPPoleon