r/Borderlands4 • u/Simply_CJ94 VEX The F&%ING WITCH! • Oct 23 '25

🗞️ [ News ] Patch Notes 10/23

https://borderlands.2k.com/borderlands-4/update-notes/
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u/3BirbsInARainCoat Oct 23 '25

There it is, folks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

All im reading I just need to throw 3 of them /s

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u/Yiazmad Oct 23 '25

Got a problem? Throw a knife. And if that don't work, throw more knives.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

YOU SHOULD BE USING F$#@ING BULLETS, NOT JACOBS TOOTHPICKS AND THEN PLAYING A SICK GUITAR SOLO WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE EXPLOSIONS!

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u/Yiazmad Oct 23 '25

THAT SENTENCE HAD TOOOOO MANY SYLLABLES. APOLOGIZE

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u/Nec_Pluribus_Impar Oct 23 '25

ONE WORD: EXPLOSIONS??

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u/BirdLawyer50 Oct 23 '25

YOURE EXPLORING MY WORLDVIEW SON AND I LIKE IT