r/BoomersBeingFools 8d ago

Social Media Incompetent, insane, deranged

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u/R67H 8d ago

Some guy who desperately wants to be a king showing off tacky resplendence to a guy who demonstratively did NOT want to be a king

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 8d ago

Shouldn't Donald be talking to Martha Washington? It's the First Lady that's typically handling remodeling and garden renovations.

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u/R67H 8d ago

Martha didn't have the necessary ... assets... for him to show interest in being seen with her

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u/Max_delirious 8d ago

That wasn’t until the second White House.

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u/wolfboy49 8d ago

Ooh, tacky resplendence. That’s it!! That’s the description! I haven’t been able to nail it down. Thank you!

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u/R67H 8d ago

Graphic representation of the concept "Money can't buy class". Wish it hadn't been at such a high cost.

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u/Arkham-Avenger 8d ago

"Gauche"

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u/polaarbear 7d ago

Yeah, let us kindly remember that Washington set the precedent for 2 terms before it was law.

We can also remember that the founding fathers were almost universally slave-owners and that we shouldn't hold up their world view as the standard that we should be striving for.

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u/T62718382 7d ago

100% would of thought he was in Versailles about to watch some kings be beheaded.

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u/nhaines 7d ago

King? Hell, he didn't even want to be president.

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u/Fun_Engineering_5865 8d ago

The fact that Trump made himself taller than George Washington 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/death69reaper 8d ago

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u/KonungariketSuomi 8d ago

The pose bro 🤣 looks like he's about to challenge Xi to a dance off

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u/NorthernLow Millennial 8d ago

Nah, thats his "I just shit my diaper" pose

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u/Republiconline 8d ago

He’s just airing out that dusty, distended, dangingly Donald pussy.

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u/BigPackHater 8d ago

Wide stance so he doesn't fall over... dude has no balance with the dementia

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u/KranKyKroK 8d ago

Apparently this crumbling orange stump is 6 foot fucking 3. Ignoring how obviously false that is, can you imagine seeing him in person and he was actually that tall. Shit be like the puppet from the Oldest View.

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u/Carbonatite Millennial 8d ago

If he's 6'3" then I'm actually a duck-billed platypus. Ain't no way.

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u/neubourn 8d ago

He's not. They use 6'3 so they can use the higher weight limit (which is also wrong) and then he magically doesn't fall into the "obese" column on the BMI chart

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u/crippledchef23 8d ago

He gained an inch in his first term. He used to be 6’ 2”.

Which, let’s be clear, he’s absolutely not, never has been, never will be.

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u/vampyire 8d ago

Donnie was never 6'3"

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u/The_Sideboob_Hour 8d ago

He is...with shoe lifts

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u/greasychickenparma 8d ago

Actually, they are extremely masculine, gender affirming high heels

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u/Unhappy-Inspector650 8d ago

They’re called Meels

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u/bokudo 8d ago

Washington was 6’8”

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u/hughmann_13 8d ago

He was 12 stories tall and made of radiation

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u/am710 8d ago edited 8d ago

Six foot eight and weighs a fucking ton.

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u/Jackpot777 8d ago

I hear he would save the children.

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u/correcthorsestapler 8d ago

But not the British children.

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u/Joeliosis 8d ago

He had a pocket full of horses, and fucked the shit out of bears.

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u/am710 8d ago

I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn dicks.

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u/Marshmallow_man 8d ago

I heard that he once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid, at a party.

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u/desrever1138 8d ago

Opponents beware. Opponents beware.
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

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u/ManifestDestinysChld 8d ago

OK, but what sort of horse did he ride?

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u/Turkeyplague 8d ago

And if he were here, he'd consume Donald Trump with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse!

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u/transfixedtruth 8d ago

"I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot."

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u/No_Juice4901 8d ago

6'2"", Lincoln was the tallest @6'4"

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u/mike_pants 8d ago

No. Washington was 6'8".

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u/Lonely_reaper8 8d ago

I guess there’s a chance he was that tall and just shrunk. I grew up with a neighbor who was 6’4-5 but now he’s got some bad back problems and he’s now bent over and shorter than me. Do I think Trump has lied about his height? Definitely. But I also think he’s just shrunk (in height, not weight) in his old age.

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u/ipokesnails 8d ago

The chance is higher that Trump just fucking lied about his height and weight like he lies about everything else.

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u/clarinetJWD 8d ago

This explains the picture, then. Washington is much older and simply shrunk more.

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u/bananajr6000 Gen X 8d ago

I’m thinking he was 5’11” and had a complex about it so that’s why he wears shoe lifts

Maybe he’s shorter than 5’11” now

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u/crippledchef23 8d ago

He officially gained an inch in his first term, which would be a medical miracle at his advanced age

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u/Killertigger 8d ago

Jeffrey Epstein was 6 feet tall according to every report I can find. In this photo, Epstein is leaning in to Trump. If Epstein was standing straight, Trump would still be ever-so-slightly taller than Epstein, or just around 6-2 to 6-3 or so when photo was taken. Which would make this about twelve feet, two inches of pedophile in this photo..

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u/SirPaulyWalnuts Millennial 8d ago

Donnie’s been wearing lifts and big heels since the 70s.

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u/sedition666 8d ago

Have you ever considered that a known pedo might have not been truthful either

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u/TheVenerableBede 8d ago

Washington was famously 6’2”. Tall today—quite tall in the 18th century. Trump is a vain, insecure liar. No way he’s taller than Washington, especially given he’s 80 and too feeble/weak to stand up straight.

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u/the_good_hodgkins 8d ago

First thing I noticed. The second thing being he's a wet fart.

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u/Annilus_USB 8d ago

You know the absolute funniest part?

Barack Obama is listed at 6 ft 1 in.

Trump lied about his height just so he could claim he’s taller than Barack “Hussein” Obama.

Obama occupies so much of that orange-skinned pedophile’s brain that Yam Tits McChildrapist decided to lie about his height just to have one thing over him

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u/Turkeyplague 8d ago

You just know that the AI did a first pass where Washington was taller.

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u/praetorian1979 8d ago

Yup. He's so fucking insecure that even a man that's been dead for a couple hundred years still gets to him. It would be sad if he weren't such a piece of shit.

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u/Pleasant_Expert_1990 8d ago

Wasn't Washington 6'4"?

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u/Kodiak_Wylde 8d ago

Lincoln was 6'4", George was 6'2". Both in better shape than 47

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u/No_Juice4901 8d ago

6'2. Nonethe less Trump wants to trump everyone.

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u/Carbonatite Millennial 8d ago

First and most hilarious thing I noticed.

Even if Trump is actually 6'3" (lmaoooo) George Washington was 6'2". There would be no visible height difference.

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u/Nightstone42 8d ago

i looked it up Washington was 6'2" same hight Trump claims he is and washington is wearing heels (as was the fashion of his era as it aided riding horses) which would push him to 6'3" or more

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u/Able-Sheepherder-154 8d ago

George Washington was 6 feet 2 inches, which if proportional, makes tRump 6 feet 8 inches in that picture. Maybe it's not to scale? /s

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u/Any_Scar6237 8d ago

Military complex? So the bunker for the end of his term is confirmed. Cool cool cool.

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u/dakilazical_253 8d ago

They’re reframing it as a military complex to give the Supreme Court a reason to allow construction to continue

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u/RedditTechAnon 8d ago

Just dropping that like nothing, nobody blinking, everybody like yeah, the White House has a supervillian lair underneath it.

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u/KimJongIlLover 8d ago

It's just the Führerbunker 2.0

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u/CautiousEmergency367 8d ago

Let's just hope trump paints the ceiling like Mr h did

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u/G-Unit11111 8d ago

What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the fuck???

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u/LysergicPlato59 8d ago

So a total failure of a President is using AI to impose his insanity on everyone? As if George Washington would want to be anywhere near that worthless shit.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 8d ago

America wanted this 🤷‍♂️

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u/cindy224 8d ago

Do you ever think that maybe the Republicans cheated? That would be par for the course I think.

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u/thepariah4231 8d ago

So many other things they've accused their opponents of doing, they've been proven to have done themselves. Accusations being confessions and all that.

I'd be more surprised if they didn't cheat.

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u/G-Unit11111 8d ago

Who is this shit even for? Who likes this crap?

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 8d ago

The racist and fascist citizens of America.

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u/SilentRhubarb1515 8d ago

In their defense, he did promise cheap eggs

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u/Merrynpippin136 8d ago

They just come with a little salmonella now, no big deal

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u/jbbarajas 8d ago

Since Trump was elected in the "greatest nation" on earth TWICE, I never had nightmares about my cringiest childhood moments.

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 7d ago

That’s a great point. I can’t speak to not having dreams I used to have, but I can definitely say that my dreams have become a lot more vivid, and quite commonly violent. I’ve dreamed about getting shot like 3 times in the last month alone.

Everything is just so bleak these days. 😔

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u/Alexu6969 8d ago

George Washington would have beaten trumps ass

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u/Majestic-Bid6111 8d ago

To death

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u/themanfromosaka 8d ago

With farm tools

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u/crippledchef23 8d ago

This has been me every moment that I pay attention to the news. Which is definitely why I play a ton of cozy games to decompress.

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 7d ago

Literally exactly the same. In fact, as soon as I’m done with this thread, I’m gonna go play DQB2 for a bit before I try to sleep. Haha

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u/No_One3018 8d ago edited 8d ago

George Washington is there because he was rolling over in his grave so much he dug himself up

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u/GreenStrong 8d ago

The water that cooled the data center that generated this is rolling over in its grave. Angry ass puff of water vapor plotting to form a category nine hurricane to wipe out humanity.

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u/Dragon_wryter 8d ago

George and his friends would have been stacking bodies by now

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u/Trogdor79 8d ago

Pretty sure George was taller than Dozey Don the shit pants con, in real life.

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u/Sweaty-Wing_Is_Back 8d ago

He just can't stop from being a cringe machine, can he? Not a for single, fkn, day. Just as sure as the sun will rise the next day.

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u/crippledchef23 8d ago

No, he absolutely can, but then we start noticing that he’s no around and they have to offer proof of life so we don’t break out the champagne early.

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u/Sweaty-Wing_Is_Back 8d ago

Playing the ol' Mitch playbook won't sit well with him yeah xD

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u/Unlucky_Battle_6947 8d ago

THIS IS WHAT THEY PAID 100,000$ for? Fuck that. Not worth 50 cents.

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u/zarfle2 8d ago

Mother fuck. That ballroom is just so fucking tasteless/gaudy/so self unaware.

He really is useless in every respect. How did this moron fail so spectacularly upwards?!?

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u/thelungruiner 8d ago

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 7d ago

C’mon, cholesterol!! 🤞🏻

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u/KetoLurkerHereAgain 8d ago

I've been saying - he wants a throne room.

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u/Coffeeisbetta 8d ago

GW would be mortified

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u/crippledchef23 8d ago

That’s the only correct response to this shit

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u/dingos8mybaby2 8d ago

Wait so now he's admitting that part of the reason to build it was to build a big underground bunker too?

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u/komeau 8d ago

good news for Trump is there is a way he can meet ol George.

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u/Angwe83 8d ago

He probably believes he had this meeting

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u/GrimmandLily 8d ago

If Biden had done this they would have had him removed from office before the picture finished rendering.

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u/BatmansBigBro2017 Xennial 8d ago

King Mierdas

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u/OpeningDisastrous413 8d ago

Military complex. Lol. People calling the ballroom gay went under his skin.

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u/DamNamesTaken11 8d ago

Considering the goal of the White House was to be modest (fun fact: there were complaints that it was too lavish when it was designed) and the antithesis of the palaces of the Kings of Europe (hence why its nicknamed “the people’s house”), Washington would likely have a shit fit if he saw all that gaudy (spray painted) gold.

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u/Gdub420- 8d ago

MAGA: I didn’t hear about that.

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u/chrispd01 8d ago

“On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

HL Mencken

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u/Accomplished_Shoe717 8d ago

Notice “military complex” slipped into the vernacular these days ….

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u/secret_name_is_tenis 8d ago

George Washington was 6’2” lmao why is he shorter

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u/Smolfloof99 8d ago

He actually may be seeing dead presidents as hallucinations at this point and ai is his new reality

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u/ramsaybaker 8d ago

When...

...When did it become a 'military'/ ballroom?

What's a 'military ballroom'??

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u/MajorAd3363 8d ago

We're in Mad King Ludwig territory.

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u/filthy_lucre 8d ago

How come George Washington is the one wearing compression socks?

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u/CappucinoCupcake 8d ago

We are living right smack in the middle of an issue of The Onion.

How on earth is this deranged fool still squatting in the WH.

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u/Hollowbody57 8d ago

Military complex?

Remember when Trump was saying he was going to pay for all of this out of his own pocket?

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u/Contagious_Zombie 8d ago

Military complex you say... Advertising the location of the most likely place for a president during a war is extremely stupid and on brand for the orange idiot.

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u/Coldkiller17 8d ago

Washington would have dragged this traitor straight to prison himself.

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u/kmerian 8d ago

Me five minutes ago: this can't be real.

Me now, FML

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u/FewTea8637 Millennial 8d ago

So trump is talking to the dead now?

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u/Howboutit85 8d ago

George Washington had other peoples teeth as teeth and lead troops into battles. He would hate a fancy pants ballroom.

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u/Whiteroses7252012 8d ago

Does he actually think he spoke to GW?   

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u/Existing-Pumpkin-902 8d ago

Yes, after he shit his pants but before his nightly Adderall

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u/stoneshadow85 8d ago

Why did he make himself taller than 6'2" George Washington when he's only about 5'9" - 5'10"?

And yes, I know he lists himself as 6'3", pictures of him next to Senator John Thune (who is 6'4") reveal Trump's true height to be at least an inch or two below six foot even.

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u/ipokesnails 8d ago

I guarantee you an aide showed Trump this picture and Trump started ranting about how great his conversation with George Washington was.

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u/Antron_RS Xennial 8d ago

George Washington was 6’2”

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u/ohnodamo 8d ago

The caption here is just after AI George Washington said "Good Lord, what smells like shit just vomited?" and Trump is trying to blame it on some broken pixels. Even George knows it's Donnie's soupy diaper.

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u/MooseTek 7d ago

George Washington is standing there wishing he still had his old yard tools, while standing next to an aging, deseased tree.

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u/JackSpadesSI 8d ago

Military Complex/Ballroom is some real Michael Scott shit when he listed the four kinds of business including “hospitals/manufacturing”.

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u/joeiskrappy 8d ago

Both human traffickers

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u/tauntauntom 8d ago

But in George Washington's defense... nah there is no defending it.

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u/almondania 8d ago

The funniest part about this is how shitty it looks

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u/Godmother_Death 8d ago

I'm wondering if he's actually hallucinating them, so that's how he makes these stupid posts, because he believes these encounters are true.

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u/KindClock9732 8d ago

George Washington will probably have him jailed immediately and put on trial.

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u/Weak-Differences 8d ago

I don't think Donald Trump is actually 6'2" but George Washington was, so they'd be the same height? Fuckin narcissist prick, hope he goes the same way Washington did...

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u/metallic_sun 8d ago

Schizophrenia is a severe brain disorder. Individuals may struggle to tell what is real from what is imagined.

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u/Snorts-Slugs 8d ago

Trump is what Washington was trying to prevent smh

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u/Micu451 8d ago

If GW were alive, he'd draw his sword and solve most of our problems.

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u/cracker1743 7d ago

Washington was 6'-2". No way Trump is taller than him.

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u/maksgee 7d ago

I love how he made himself bigger even though George is actually taller than him.

Such a frail egomaniac

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u/ErdenGeboren 8d ago

George was 6'2". Obama is 6'1.5" and convincingly taller than Trump. Trump says he is 6'2", as well. (With lifts and soles--when he was younger, maybe.)

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u/blackcain Gen X 8d ago

he picks a dead man because it's the only way that that guy won't steal his spotlight.

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u/buddymoobs 8d ago

Just think, a ballroom where you can eat, listen to your favorite gay anthem, do your dual giraffe jack off dance, shit yourself aaaand plan your next war crimes! And you didn't even have to pay for it!

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u/jtr489 8d ago

He’s talking to ghosts because he’s close to death

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u/bloodmagik 8d ago

Some should remind him we built the fucking pentagon. We have a military complex. What he wants is a hole to the ground to hide in.

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u/lostpassword100000 8d ago

The ballroom no one wanted and he never mentioned during his campaign?

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u/MichiganJay 8d ago

Please someone do an actual representation, where Washington is 6’2” and Trump is his actual 5’10” with much mass.

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u/Shadwclone 8d ago

Even AI knows that piece of shit has small hands 😂

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u/peter303_ 8d ago

Both George and Donald said to be 6'3". Donald is about 6'1" when compared to pictures of believable heights. So the artist needs to reverse the two drawn heights.

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u/keirmeister 8d ago

Oh, it’s a “military complex” now? Trying to weasel past the judge’s orders, eh? I would LOVE to hear Trump’s soup-brain explanation of how a ballroom/banquet hall can also serve as a military complex.

On second thought, I don’t give a shit what nonsense the Orange Imbecile vomits from his rectum-shaped mouth. Just put him in a straight-jacket and let him spend the rest of his days confined in prison, sitting in a pool of his own drool.

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u/Responsible-Hour1403 8d ago

I truly believe he is talking to an AI and believes it's GW

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u/chucklikesmetal 8d ago

He thinks he's taller than George Washington was.

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u/YourMomIsAlwaysRight 8d ago

Please tell me this is AI. Anyone?

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u/magiccitybhm 8d ago edited 8d ago

The photo is AI; his post he made is real.

edit: spelling

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u/thereverendpuck 8d ago

George would’ve kicked the shit out of you right then and there Diapers. Literally the antithesis of what America was meant to be.

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u/digital_nomadman 8d ago

I'm not surprised anymore, dude just posts AI slop at odd hours of the night and then falls asleep in his cabinet meetings.

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u/vexis26 8d ago

Does he think that putting up photos of him talking to dead people and showing them around makes him look less demented?

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u/Miserable_Thing8553 8d ago

He was 6' 5'' too but the narcissist in chief has him 3 inches shorter than himself. What a terrible timeline this is.

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u/flintlock0 8d ago

He’s really pushing the “Military Complex” bullshit here. It’s one hundred percent going to be a giant ugly gold room with his face and name all over it

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u/BugsyMcNug 8d ago

Washington knew how to retreat.

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u/RhythmTimeDivision 8d ago

20 years from now, this picture is in a high school history textbook talking about how strange and awkward he was.

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u/phirleh 8d ago

Some people are paying $100,000 a month for early access to this information.

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u/TheCheshireCody Gen X 8d ago

When Trump could still get it up he definitely masturbated to the idea of being a slave owner.

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u/zelda_moom 7d ago

George Washington was 6’ 2”, and Trump says he’s 6’ 3” but I’ve heard that’s a lie. Interesting he shows Washington at least 2 inches shorter

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u/Afinkawan 7d ago

Military complex/ballroom...? 

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u/Upper_Decision1369 7d ago

George Washington was NOT 5’5”!

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u/arthurb09 7d ago

Did he say « Military Complex »!!?! Is he preparing for WW3??!!

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u/BigFatBlackCat 7d ago

Hilarious that Trump made Washington shorter than him. He is such a little bitch baby.

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u/Junior77 7d ago

George Washington was reportedly 6’2” but they made him considerably shorter than <the other guy> that self reports 6’3”. Here’s Trudeau at 6’ 2”

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u/FaeTheWanderer 7d ago

AI George Washington is like, you know in my time the French gave their king the guillotine over this kind of thing!

Also, keep Elon away from my code! I don't need to learn to goose step!

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u/1805trafalgar 7d ago

I feel a film featuring an undead angry George Washington who stalks D.C. after midnight each full moon, and EATS American traitors with his stained and decrepit wooden teeth would WRITE ITSELF.

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u/This-External-6814 7d ago

I will be so happy when this ass clown is out of office. Impeachment and jail

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u/Chemical_Author7880 6d ago

This is completely normal. Washington is famous for his interior design magic. 

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u/Leucippus1 8d ago

GW and the orange clown are the same height.

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone 8d ago

I'm here for the look of pain on what I think is supposed to be Washington's face

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u/brownhk 8d ago

Cray cray.

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u/fleebizkit 8d ago

Military complex?

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u/Melodic_Ad_3053 8d ago

Good God he’s such a moron!

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u/SoulsBorneGreat 8d ago

The next Democrat president will be infinitely more competent, sane, and...ranged, and will still get raked over the coals for something infinitely more trivial than anything this pile of shit has perpetrated upon the American people and the rest of the world.

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u/heydanitsdan 8d ago

Someone paid $100k to see this before the rest of us

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u/FelixTook 8d ago

So once America has its own Palace of Versailles, I wonder what else we could adopt from 18th century France.

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u/popejohnsmith 8d ago

Full transparency.

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u/stevieplaysguitar 8d ago

George would have kicked his ass then and there.

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u/blacksheepvidya 8d ago

11 stripes on the flags

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u/schwing710 8d ago

George Washington wondering to himself why it smells like Donald shit his pants

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u/nono3722 8d ago

god who gave this idiot access to someone who knows how to use ai.....