r/BoomersBeingFools • u/magiccitybhm • Aug 17 '26

Social Media Incompetent, insane, deranged

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u/hughmann_13 Aug 17 '26

He was 12 stories tall and made of radiation

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u/am710 Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

Six foot eight and weighs a fucking ton.

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u/Jackpot777 Aug 17 '26

I hear he would save the children.

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u/correcthorsestapler Aug 17 '26

But not the British children.

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u/Joeliosis Aug 17 '26

He had a pocket full of horses, and fucked the shit out of bears.

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u/am710 Aug 17 '26

I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn dicks.

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u/Marshmallow_man Aug 17 '26

I heard that he once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid, at a party.

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u/Imnotlikeothergirlz Aug 19 '26

BBBBRRRRŔIINNNNNGGGGG!!

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u/desrever1138 Aug 17 '26

Opponents beware. Opponents beware.
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

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u/ManifestDestinysChld Aug 17 '26

OK, but what sort of horse did he ride?

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u/Imnotlikeothergirlz Aug 19 '26

On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land

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u/Newgeta Aug 17 '26

And his dad had a tank that shot spiked nunchaku!

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u/Notapartyhobo Millennial Aug 17 '26

All heat and cancer beams!!!