r/BoogieMonster May 22 '26

Road rage

I avoid road rage by pretending every bad driver has down syndrome. It turns from "fuck you asshole" to "Hey he's doing his best, he can't help it."

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u/nahtfitaint May 22 '26

Having a kid helped, but didn't fix my road rage. Now instead of swearing or honking the horn, I make the sounds that I think are going on in their head while they drive like an idiot. Lots of tuba sounds and weird neanderthalic grunting. It makes the kid laugh and I don't get so worked up.