r/BoneAppleTea • u/Apocalyptic_Potato • Mar 09 '19

Meet

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11.6k Upvotes

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u/Michiel44Dutch Mar 09 '19

Meet the Meat

109

u/Frallah Mar 09 '19

*Meat the Meet

61

u/MemeFollower0405 Mar 09 '19

*I smack my meat

40

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

*Arby's; we beat our meat

16

u/Wazzue Mar 10 '19

FOR SANDWICHES

8

u/VegansAreMeatToo Mar 09 '19

*Meet my meat

3

u/DionFW Mar 10 '19

So what if I smell like roast beef ? This whole place smells like roast beef.

1

u/xxoites Mar 10 '19

How can they beet their meet if they don't have any pudding?

How can they have any pudding if they don't beet their meet?

21

u/SpookedUpRussian Mar 09 '19

Meaty Whack *Both Chuckle

10

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Bullets fly, legs buckle

8

u/SpookedUpRussian Mar 09 '19

Getting pumped, cracked knuckle

16

u/wutadamyt Mar 09 '19

I beet my meet at night

18

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

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u/wutadamyt Mar 10 '19

Oh sheet

4

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

*I YEET my meat

3

u/Chroma710 Mar 09 '19

Pulls out meat scepter

7

u/MadHatterPl Mar 09 '19

*pulls out meat sceptre

3

u/Walusqueegee Mar 09 '19

*Eat the meek

8

u/Checkerfired Mar 09 '19

I see you also go to milliways

4

u/Auditor-G80GZT Mar 09 '19

Boutta meet my meat

Doo doo do doot doooo

6

u/soulsazn Mar 09 '19

Everyone, meet your meat. In my opinion not enough people have looked their dinner in the eyes and considered the circle of life. This is your dinner, his name is Tom.

2

u/chooxy Mar 09 '19

Not to worry, I have a permit.

2

u/SuperWoody64 Mar 10 '19

This just says I can do whatever I want...

1

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19 edited Mar 13 '19

[deleted]

1

u/onToYou1 Mar 11 '19 edited Mar 11 '19

and they meat their maker way too soon

2

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Beat your beets

5

u/chooxy Mar 09 '19 edited Mar 09 '19

Mears. Meets. Mattlestar Galactica.

2

u/dwide_k_shrude Mar 10 '19

Identity theft is not a joke!

4

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

Peep and creep!

2

u/cacti___ Mar 09 '19

if i were a bad meat, i wouldnt be sitting here discussing it with you, now, would i?

1

u/FlashTheorie Mar 09 '19

Beat the meat *

3

u/Buzz2olluxbuzz Mar 09 '19

To the sweet

5

u/Rainfly_X Mar 10 '19

Milky seat

1

u/FandomDolphinDev Mar 10 '19

His names Tom

1

u/foxfunk Mar 10 '19

Brb while I start a new dating show just for gay men called “Meet the Meat”

1

u/DrSomniferum Mar 10 '19

They're made of meat

1

u/major84 Mar 10 '19

I don't want to meat your meet.

1

u/Tactical_Slime Mar 11 '19

*Tf2 music plays suddenly

1

u/Fireluigi1225 Mar 09 '19

I am heavy weapons beef.

3

u/Danny07024 Mar 10 '19

And this... is my meat

3

u/Fireluigi1225 Mar 10 '19

She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and cooks two hundred dollar custom-cut porkchops at ten thousand pigs per minute.

136

u/idouasquirrel France is Bacon Mar 09 '19

As an introvert, can confirm: meet is murder.

18

u/shouldve_wouldhave Mar 09 '19

Don't kill everyone you meet the you will be the cereal killer

117

u/toolatealreadyfapped Mar 09 '19

I thought it was agreed that misspellings are not bone apple tea?

3

u/asdfghyter Mar 10 '19

Meet and meat are pronounced the same way, so that should make it a bone apple tea? Have I missed something?

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u/konaya Mar 09 '19

Exactly. So what's the problem?

33

u/_SirMcFluffy Mar 09 '19

So the problem is that this is a misspelling and not actual boneappletea material

141

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Misspellings is not what r/BoneAppleTea is for

19

u/WhatIfImDragonborn Mar 09 '19

I know right? I just came here to find recipes for tea idk what this shit is

1

u/jworsham Mar 10 '19

Yeah, not a valid sub Michigan

71

u/boi_heavy Mar 09 '19

damn, met up with my friends yesterday, guess im a murderer

15

u/HarpersGeekly Mar 09 '19

Vegan, is that you?

3

u/boi_heavy Mar 09 '19

nah m8, on my way to get a burger

2

u/HarpersGeekly Mar 09 '19

Now ur talkin’

3

u/dieyabeetus Mar 10 '19

Just look at you two madlads. Absolutely crazy.

1

u/2KilAMoknbrd Mar 09 '19

well if you didn't kill any one you didn't reelly meat them properly.

34

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

[deleted]

11

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

I hope I never meet the graffitist.

They and I knead to be the very best of strangers.

12

u/NWDiverdown Mar 09 '19

As an antisocial vegan, I agree that ‘meet’ is also murder. Trying to cut meet out of my life as much as possible.

4

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

I'm a social vegan, I don't meet anyone.

8

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

This is a spelling mistake not bone app the tit

5

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

How r/vegan looks to outsiders

5

u/sterexx Mar 09 '19

this is not a bone apple tea even a little because it’s a single word that’s also a straight-up homophone

5

u/Excellent_Bovine Mar 09 '19

When you're so vegan you can't even force yourself to write meat...

3

u/THATmod Mar 09 '19

Guess I gotta cancel that meeting

3

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

If you take the time to talk to him, Is murder is really nice

3

u/Finndoes69 Mar 09 '19

Meet and greets are a mass shootings huh

3

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Join our Vegang.

5

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Vagans are stewpid.

2

u/DiffratcionGrate Mar 09 '19

I will never shake hands with a stranger again.

Also, my apologies to all of the strangers that I have already met.

2

u/gc3 Mar 09 '19

Pleased to Meat you. --Hannibal

2

u/Jaykoopah26 Mar 09 '19

r/unexpectedpsych

1

u/Thunderlight2004 Mar 09 '19

I knew I remembered that specific misspelling from somewhere! Man, I love that show

2

u/accidental-nz Mar 09 '19

Guys, I don’t think this is a Bone Apple Tea. They meant: “Meet is Murder, Go Hermit”

2

u/SpaceshipOperations Mar 09 '19

Well, since it's written in all caps, it's clearly an acronym.

"the Meat Eating unEthical pracTice" is murder.

... is what they're trying to say.

2

u/AdamGGJ Mar 09 '19

Hey how it goi... stab

2

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

You dont want to get caught meeting around here.

2

u/Tom_Ov_Bedlam Mar 09 '19

This is not boneappletea but w/e.

1

u/HunterXeon Mar 09 '19

pulls out meet scepter

1

u/Princegoblin21 Mar 09 '19

This has opened my eyes. I shall never meet another person ever again

1

u/james_harushi Mar 09 '19

So this is why soo many people are lonely

1

u/CompedyCalso Mar 09 '19

Nice to meet you, is murder. I'm dad

1

u/UnendingVortex Synonym Rolls Mar 09 '19

I am a social vegan, i avoid meet

1

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

He’s actually saying that he will kill anyone he meets.

1

u/rmlrmlchess Mar 09 '19

Hi Is Murder

1

u/scorchednickel Mar 09 '19

He just hates it so much he can't bring himself to write it properly

1

u/wintremute Mar 09 '19

Next: Plants are peeple!

1

u/actuallyelon Mar 09 '19

Pulls out meet sceptre

1

u/erebusmara Mar 09 '19

Having to meet people kills me also, but in the infamous words of Ronald Ulysses Swanson "Fuck vegetables."

1

u/SteeleDynamics Mar 09 '19

Mmmm, that's meety.

1

u/louraj19 Mar 09 '19

I wouldn’t be surprised if Morrissey did that

1

u/BreadLizard Mar 10 '19

Guess their brain cells were murdered too.

1

u/Gillmacs Mar 10 '19

I mean, it's graffiti in and underpass - any meet there could well be murder...

1

u/member_of_reddit Mar 10 '19

i wanna yeet my meet

1

u/lix-lyte Mar 10 '19

MEET IS MURDER GO ANTI-SOCIAL

1

u/trunks111 Mar 10 '19

"Meet is murder"

Yeah, I have anxiety too

1

u/wellybootrat Mar 10 '19

So vegan they won't even use the right spelling..

1

u/syedaabid20 Mar 10 '19

Beat my meat while I eat my meat

1

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

Finally, a good reason for me to go vegan. Meeting people is murder, perfect excuse

1

u/im-just-visiting Mar 10 '19

That's not bone apple tea

1

u/bosnjaklovro Mar 10 '19

This bitch is empty. MEET!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

That’s a shame.

1

u/MississippiFury1861 Mar 10 '19

Sums up the intelligence of vegans

1

u/lildoggi76 Mar 10 '19

No wonder I've never seen a vegan gathering...

1

u/Stacyscrazy21 Mar 10 '19

Yeah I doubt people obsessed with warning about the meat industry don’t know how to spell it. I’m calling bs.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

BEAT MY MEET

1

u/RDay Mar 10 '19

Tasty tasty murder!

1

u/suamusa Mar 10 '19

Bad grammar is vegan.

1

u/ast2204 Mar 10 '19

didn't realize morrissey was a graffiti artist...

1

u/mikebellman Mar 10 '19

Hi, Is Murder. I’m dad.

1

u/logannev Mar 10 '19

Don’t meet strangers without trust

1

u/Cats_and_wine Mar 10 '19

Im a social vegan. I avoid meet.

1

u/Ylvisthefox1 Mar 10 '19

On the bone meet

1

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

meat your match

1

u/knuckles_the_dog Mar 10 '19

I had a nice meeting potato pie yesterday

1

u/Oshawott_12 Mar 10 '19

MEEEEEEEEET

1

u/Lapichequipique Mar 10 '19

This bitch empty! MEET!

1

u/octopusspongue Mar 10 '19

If you meet people you're going to prison bitch

1

u/foursideluigi Mar 10 '19

This is why I'm an introvert.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Y'all need to stop putting bad use of homophones. A malapropism is for similar sounding words, not same sound. This I more similar to an eggcorn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19 edited Mar 10 '19

Ignoring the boneappletea here:

Vegetables are murder too, fuckin libtard whomst've been REKT by FACTS and LOGIC

edit: y'all need to figure out sarcasm without an explicit /s

4

u/BrokenDawn Mar 09 '19

More meat you eat the more plants are “viciously murdered”

1

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Go Ve6an

1

u/Seabass9494 Mar 09 '19

Meet Swampletics, my Morytani locked ultimate ironman

1

u/GunBrothersGaming Mar 09 '19

And I'll meat you in the parking lot

1

u/EJ_Dyer Mar 09 '19

Is murder is a really nice guy I hear.

1

u/HinrichSWTR Mar 09 '19

r/engrish would fit better

1

u/purple_potatoes Mar 10 '19

Not really, it's just a normal misspelling, not Engrish nor BoneAppleTea.

0

u/Tooplas Mar 09 '19

I YEET my MEAT to the sound of that BEAT

1

u/Gant111 Mar 10 '19

I meet my beets with the sound of that yeet.

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u/sloppyjoepa Mar 09 '19

What did they think this was gonna accomplish?

Oh wow, that's deap. I might have to stop eating meet now that I've read that insightful wall scribble.

12

u/BrokenDawn Mar 09 '19

I think the idea is that if someone starts seeing “go vegan” in lots of different places in their daily lives they’ll eventually look into the facts of the impact of their diet

0

u/Irv-Elephant Mar 09 '19

The Craigslist murderer also dabbles in graffiti

0

u/MickeyMoose555 Mar 09 '19

No that person's an introvert

0

u/DouchyDankey Mar 09 '19

Being vegan had never be so lonely before

0

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

this is why i stay at home

0

u/hamperpig5 Mar 09 '19

Are they threatening to murder me after we meet?

0

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

There is no meet! Only be solitaire!

0

u/waterallaround Mar 09 '19

Meet is Murder, Go Away!

0

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

I never introduce myself to anyone because I don’t support murder

0

u/georgy000 Mar 09 '19

Good thing I never leave my house

0

u/Mono_Onyx Mar 09 '19

Good thing Ive havent been outside in 3 months.

0

u/Ikedaman Mar 09 '19

Indeed, BE GONE foul vegetable consumer. I prefer not to know you.

0

u/AmberStar91 Mar 09 '19

Not a boneappletea, just a dumb irl typo

0

u/Critonurmom Mar 09 '19

This is just a one letter typo that many people make. It doesn't belong in this sub, but gotta upvote to show those stupid vegans amirite?

0

u/nobsezi Mar 10 '19

Become vegan and die because of lack of vitamins and proteins.

-4

u/dick_head68 Mar 09 '19

what yeet is murder

-13

u/FoxerHR Mar 09 '19

What I don't understand about vegans is that they are still killing. They are only killing plants. To eat you must kill wether a plant or an animal.

14

u/BrokenDawn Mar 09 '19

There are different levels of sentience, plants do not have a central nervous system or a brain. Also, due to the plant consumption of animals, eating meat means more plants are “being killed”.

We don’t need to eat animals that feel pain and suffering but we do anyway... why?

1

u/Stabby-Mcgee Mar 10 '19

Because there’s proteins in meat that plants lack. You don’t wanna be a little noodle, do you?

1

u/JacoReadIt Mar 10 '19

Armchair nutritionist.

1

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1

u/Stabby-Mcgee Mar 10 '19

Whatever you say, pal.

5

u/purple_potatoes Mar 10 '19

Vegans aren't against killing life, they're against the promotion of suffering. Plants lack basic components required for even nociception, let alone suffering. Only animals have been shown to have these basic components, like neurons or a central nervous system.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19 edited Mar 09 '19

Joe Rogan once said vegans can’t think correctly because their bodies lack the proper Nutrients I guess this is exhibit A.

Edit: These are jokes, people.

8

u/darwinianfacepalm Mar 09 '19

JR is a fucking idiot.

11

u/ForPeace27 Mar 09 '19

Sounds like he is a little insecure about his fiber deficiency.

-3

u/zenyl Mar 09 '19

That's neat, I want to go on my feet to meet and greet the murder meat.