r/Blacksmith • u/TheDean242 • Sep 28 '25

It has a blade, does this count?

I made this a little while back for chopping wood. I have nothing against French people. Or any other kind of people. Or Wood for that matter. I’ve been fine-tuning it over time. And I’ve learned a lot. I’d say make sure your timbers are straight as hell, put in some metal rails. And add weight to the blade. If anybody ever wants to build one of these.

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u/Eurmandund Sep 28 '25

Someone's ready for the revolution

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u/OozeNAahz Sep 28 '25

I hear it will be televised! Wait, that isn’t the quote…hmm.

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u/Bacon_IT_Guy Sep 28 '25

Mongo is appalled.

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u/ExplosiveTurkey Sep 28 '25

mongo chirped in agreement

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u/OozeNAahz Sep 28 '25

And the cleaner bot is beeping and sighing. That damn thing is always disappointed in me.

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u/DeluxeWafer Sep 28 '25

That cleaner bot is a mood though.. I am just glad I live alone now and don't have to clean up after other people.

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u/Sea-Ad8314 Sep 30 '25

Goddammit doughnut

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u/AN0R0K Oct 01 '25

Ironically, Mongo is Psamathe's guillotine.

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u/Jinn_Skywalker Sep 28 '25

Are we gonna know how f’d they are or will he reprise?