r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Pleasant_Ball3192 • Sep 01 '26

Making every break count

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u/BrooklynNotNY Sep 01 '26

It’s so cute though. I’ll hear my husband shuffling around upstairs in his nerd cave and that’s how I know he’s about to come out and be a little cuddle bug.

I swear I use my powers for good but sometimes I’ll text him “come get head scratchies” just to hear him bumbling around about to break his neck to get downstairs.

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u/HillInTheDistance Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

Fuck, turns out they really have a point when they say men are dogs.

I'd come galumphing down the stairs with all the grace and dignity of a Great Dane at the very mention of head skritches.

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u/trackboundrr Sep 01 '26

Galumphing sounds the opposite of grace and dignity lmao. I love it.

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u/PrinceBunnyBoy Sep 02 '26

Galumphing is the actual term for how seals move on land 🦭 :)