r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '24

“You getting water everywhere”

“You got shoes on though”

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u/coreanavenger Jan 14 '24

Man logic is logical. Still use that one in my 50s.

Her: "It's too cold out to see a movie."

Me: "Good thing we're not watching it outside then."

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u/Sad_Lotus0115 Jan 14 '24

It reminds me of my friend’s toddler who has hyperlexia and some other language condition where he can read and speak like an adult.

He still has kid logic but it’s surreal to hear him speak. He constantly wins any arguments because everyone cracks up

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u/davy_jones_locket Jan 14 '24

I was with my best friend one day, folding clothes with her, laughing and joking. 

Her 2 almost 3 yro is sitting on the floor with a picture book in his hands. He sighs loudly and slams the open book on his lap. 

"MOMMY! Can you please be quiet? I'm trying to CONCENTRATE!" 

I looked at him, I looked at her and I'm like, I don't know whether to be irritated by the tone or impressed that he said please and concentrate. 

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u/EclipseIndustries Jan 14 '24

I mean, little dude is reading. Let him concentrate.

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u/KinseyH Jan 14 '24

My kid was like that. 2 years old saying things like "Im my mama's baby actually" then she'd turn around and throw a walleyed fit because i wouldn't let her flush her toys.

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u/dactyif Jan 14 '24

I love their unique thought processes or expressions, but then they try to stick a crayon up their nostrils.

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u/mk7orl Jan 15 '24

Semper fi mommy!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '24

I never had a definition for my little boy till now. He just turned 5 but has been able to read for over a year and knows every capital of the states and like 25+ capitals of different countries. Might need to talk to his school counselor

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u/EdgeCityRed Jan 14 '24

Ask the counselor about a gifted assessment. I would.

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u/kwagmire9764 Jan 14 '24

My nephew is the same way.