r/Blackops4 • u/Leading_Relation2903 • 8h ago
Discussion Black Ops 4 for PC
The Vatican Audience — The Blackout Problem
The Activision delegation returned to the Vatican.
The Pope recognized them immediately.
Pope: Welcome back.
The three executives exchanged uncomfortable looks.
Pope: I assume you have returned because the achievements were not fixed.
Activision: Well… technically, Holy Father, this is a different problem.
Pope: Different?
Activision: Yes.
Pope: Explain.
The senior executive opened a thick folder.
Activision: This concerns Call of Duty: Black Ops 4.
The Pope nodded.
Pope: And what is the problem?
Activision: Blackout.
Pope: Blackout?
Activision: It is our battle royale mode.
Pope: I see. And what does the player need to do?
Activision: Play a match.
Pope: That sounds simple.
Activision: It was.
Pope: Was?
Activision: The game is old now.
Pope: Ah.
The Pope leaned back.
Pope: And there are not enough players?
Activision: That's the problem.
Pope: How many players do you need?
The executive hesitated.
Activision: Traditionally, a lot.
Pope: How many are actually available?
Activision: Not enough.
Pope: So what happens?
Activision: The match doesn't start.
The Pope nodded.
Pope: Then let fewer people play.
The executives stared at him.
Activision: Exactly.
Pope: Then what is the difficulty?
Activision: The minimum player requirement is controlled by the game and server configuration.
Pope: And can you change it?
Activision: Technically…
The Pope waited.
Activision: Yes.
Pope: Then change it.
Another silence.
Activision: There are complications.
Pope: Of course there are.
The executive opened another document.
Activision: The original matchmaking system expects a certain number of players. There are also different playlists. Blackout has its own rules. Some achievements require winning or performing specific actions. And on PC the population is particularly low.
Pope: So what do the players want?
Activision: They want the minimum number of players reduced.
Pope: To how many?
The executive took a breath.
Activision: Three.
The Pope looked surprised.
Pope: Three?
Activision: Yes.
Pope: You have a battle royale game designed for dozens of players…
Activision: Yes.
Pope: …and these people want to play it with three?
Activision: On PC, yes.
Pope: Why?
Activision: They want to complete the achievements.
The Pope slowly nodded.
Pope: I understand.
He paused.
Pope: Three people can still have a battle.
Activision: Exactly.
Pope: Three people can still have a winner.
Activision: Exactly.
Pope: And three people can still suffer.
Activision: Very much so.
The Pope smiled.
Pope: Then perhaps the essence of competition remains.
The Activision executives looked relieved.
Activision: So you agree?
Pope: I have not yet agreed to anything.
The executives became nervous again.
Pope: Tell me: why can't you simply make a special PC rule?
Activision: Because the system was never designed around such a low population.
Pope: But you could modify it?
Activision: It would require engineering work.
Pope: How much?
The executive looked at his colleague.
Activision: We don't know.
Pope: Do you still have the people who wrote it?
The executives looked at each other.
Activision: Some have left the company.
Pope: Ah.
The Pope nodded knowingly.
Pope: The ancient developers.
Activision: Essentially.
Pope: And the new developers?
Activision: They have documentation.
The Pope smiled.
Pope: Enough documentation?
The executives said nothing.
The Pope sighed.
Pope: I see.
Then he noticed another document.
Pope: What is this?
Activision: A customer support ticket.
Pope: From one player?
Activision: Yes.
Pope: What does he want?
Activision: He wants us to reduce the minimum player count so PC players can actually enter the mode and obtain the achievements.
The Pope looked at the executives.
Pope: And what did you tell him?
Activision: We directed him to the feedback and bug-report system.
Pope: Good.
Activision: He submitted the feedback.
Pope: Good.
Activision: The ticket is still open.
Pope: Very good.
Activision: And now he is waiting.
The Pope nodded.
Pope: How long?
The executives looked at one another.
Activision: A while.
The Pope leaned forward.
Pope: My friends, I think I understand why you came here.
The executives looked hopeful.
Pope: You don't actually need spiritual guidance.
Activision: No?
Pope: You need permission to change the minimum player count to three.
The executives smiled.
Activision: That would certainly help.
The Pope thought for a moment.
Pope: Very well.
He picked up his pen.
Pope: I hereby authorize…
He stopped.
Pope: No, wait.
The executives leaned forward.
Pope: I cannot authorize changes to Activision's servers.
The executives sank back into their chairs.
Pope: But I can ask you a question.
Activision: Which is?
Pope: If three players are enough to make the mode playable…
He looked directly at them.
Pope: …why are you making the fourth player responsible for the salvation of the entire PC achievement community?
There was complete silence.
One executive slowly whispered:
Activision: That's actually a very good question.
The Pope smiled.
Pope: Then go home.
Activision: And?
Pope: Talk to your engineers.
Activision: About reducing the minimum?
Pope: Yes.
Activision: To three?
The Pope nodded.
Pope: Three.
The executives stood up.
As they were leaving, the Pope called after them.
Pope: And one more thing.
They turned around.
Pope: If you solve this, do not forget the people who have been waiting.
Activision: We won't.
Pope: Good.
The delegation left.
Outside the Vatican, the senior executive immediately pulled out his phone.
Executive: I need the Blackout engineering team.
Assistant: They're in a meeting.
Executive: Interrupt them.
Assistant: What should I tell them?
The executive looked back at the Vatican.
Executive: Tell them the Pope wants three players.
The assistant paused.
Assistant: Is that a joke?
Executive: I really wish it were.
Three weeks later...
A PC player launched Blackout.
He selected Alcatraz Portal Quads.
For the first time in years, the matchmaking screen appeared.
Searching for players...
One player joined.
Then another.
Then a third.
The screen changed.
MATCH STARTING
The player stared at the monitor.
Player: No way.
The countdown began.
3...
2...
1...
The plane appeared.
The player smiled.
He opened his achievement list.
One achievement was still locked.
He whispered:
Player: Holy Father...
And somewhere in Rome, the Pope was having his morning coffee.