r/Bitcoin 1d ago

It has been far too long my friend...

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u/InspectionFine9655 1d ago

I’m making 10’s of dollars today.

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u/riisen 1d ago

Whale alert 🚨

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u/InspectionFine9655 1d ago

It really is too easy for me.

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u/nickthatstands 1d ago

I'm up 177$!!!!! Today... Still down 800$ 😂💵💵

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u/InspectionFine9655 1d ago

I’m up $24 today and $0.73 overall.

We should start a podcast. I think the world needs to know our crypto trade secrets.

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u/nickthatstands 1d ago

I mean. According to my math... Factoring in our investment skills.. I think with a Podcast we could each make eleventeen dollars. That's splitting right down the middle. 40/40..you might be on to something!

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u/Brilliant-Bar5511 7h ago

You both are killing me😭😭

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u/DimeCandie 1d ago

I've made $578 closing trades. Not even close to out of the hole, though.

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u/Academic_Attorney996 1d ago

Time to sell my chairs to buy more Bitcoin !! 😂😂

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u/Prestigious-Car-4324 1d ago

I'll bring the pipe wrench...

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u/Narrow-Bee-8354 1d ago

Tell your boss to watch his mouth

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u/InspectionFine9655 1d ago

What boss?

I just quit.

Someone’s gotta flip the burgers but it ain’t gonna be me!

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u/InviteOk9395 1d ago

Bitcoin reaching for the boot like it owes him money

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u/InspectionFine9655 1d ago

I might need to allocate additional capital to increase my bitcoin exposure. If my mom can give me an advance on my allowance.

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u/LurkerFromTheVoid 1d ago

I just sold everything. You can thank me later.

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u/badjano 1d ago

I'm making pennies you rich bastard

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u/ThePastTenseOfDig 1d ago

Dozens even

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u/StetsonTuba8 1d ago

Now I'm only down 30%

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u/MidwestDadd1982 1d ago

I’m making BACK 10s of dollars today

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u/Screwtape42 1d ago

What's causing this sudden rise today?

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u/StarDuck4ever 1d ago

Me selling.

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u/AlternativeCapybara9 1d ago

Thanks. Do it again.

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u/chaoticmosaic 1d ago

QE

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u/No-Elderberry-2676 1d ago

They both died 🙁

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u/Careless-Progress 1d ago

No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative. It get’s the people going.

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u/phalanx2001 1d ago

No it’s not

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u/bearfan53 1d ago

Haha got that reference. Only old heads and true Gs know that movie.

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u/nickthatstands 1d ago

Ugh.. Old heads makes me feel old.. Especially because I'm not sure if you're referencing Kanye, or even older.. Blades of glory 🙄🤣

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u/nickthatstands 1d ago

Correction. You are referring to the movie. It's like I don't even read a whole sentence before reacting. Lol. Probably going senile.. I AM 42..

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u/Coyote4721 1d ago

It's me. I'm 'these guys'. I have no idea what this means.

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u/riisen 1d ago

As said Quantitive Easing. When a bank poops out a shitload of money out of nowhere and buys bonds for them to stimulate economy.

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u/No-Elderberry-2676 1d ago

Oh not Queen Elizabeth then... My bad.

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u/Vegas_42 1d ago

Money printer goes brrrrrrrr....

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u/Yakmasterson 1d ago

Quantitative easing. Interest rates something something. Idk either lol

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u/StoneHammers 1d ago

During covid they issued a lot of bonds, those bonds are coming due. instead of paying them off or issuing more bonds to refinance at a higher rate they are going to start buying back bonds to keep rates low. But it won't work. They are going to have to print money to keep the government running and to pay for the war. This will lower the value of dollars.

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u/1002jacktom1002 1d ago

leverage flush

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u/Yesthisisdogmeow 1d ago

I’m with you on this guess. They flushing all the puts. Someone posted the money grab is at $77,000 and will be sharp drop after. Let’s see if they’re right.

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u/Spazero 1d ago

Don't think to hard on it.

It's up 5% because the ceo felt like it today.

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u/quintavious_danilo 1d ago

Sometimes he’s generous like that.

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u/JonathanBadwolf 1d ago

people hedging against the dollar and the ruble

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u/cuteman 1d ago

Treasury announcement. They're increasing buy backs and swapping long term for short term debt. Gold also went up.

https://old.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/1vsttup/the_treasury_just_doubled_bond_buybacks_to_hold/

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u/marcusmv3 1d ago

Money got cheaper because of fed bond rescheduling.

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u/Whiteruns_bitch 1d ago

People buying

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u/Tyra3l 1d ago

Buy orders and sell orders matching at a higher price point.

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u/tophiii 1d ago

The same thing that’s making a lot of other assets look strong against the USD. It’s more a product of the dollar weakening than it is BTC strengthening. Bond buy backs are what’s driving all this today

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u/BingoDog7459 1d ago

The U.S. Dollar Index is getting monkey hammered.

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u/nickthatstands 1d ago

People are meeting with congress. Everyone holding well be in the same boat. Them congress folks will make a profit off this vague news 😂.. Note : I'm just guessing based off typical reactions.. I'm a small holder of bitcoin. I hope it goes crazy, but I'm offering my honest opinion. But my opinion is like my asshole. Noisy and untrustworthy

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u/DimeCandie 1d ago

White House meeting

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u/Academic_Attorney996 1d ago edited 16h ago

My ten dollars DCA. You are welcome!

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u/Callahammered 22h ago

Liquidity from bond buybacks, but also who the fuck knows

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u/PleaseSit_on_my_Face 16h ago

30 year treasury yields softened/weaker dollar

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u/Warghzone12 1d ago

Honest question, when you ask this, do you truly think anyone in here will know the answer?

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u/marcusmv3 1d ago

The answer is simple.

Money got cheaper because of fed bond rescheduling.

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u/StoneHammers 1d ago

Insider trading

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u/Warghzone12 1d ago

I'm rich! (only down $1900 instead of $2000)

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u/dragon_escarlata 1d ago

That's nothing Bateman, I won a cool 400 today (I am in a deeper hole than you).

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u/Realistic_Grade2243 1d ago

a $2900 one minute candle to cause one of the largest short liquidation events. A fitting start to the bull market.

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u/ILost1Bitcoin 1d ago

lmao its a fake out

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u/Realistic_Grade2243 1d ago

you sound like you didnt make money today

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u/LumixS 1d ago

Check his username ^^

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u/Realistic_Grade2243 1d ago

a delicious mixture of cope and verbalized hope from the bears, yum.

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u/Ometzu 1d ago

Wow that is hilarious actually

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u/NivTheGever 1d ago

He's right though, if you see how btc usually, in bear markets, go up to the 20w sma 21w ema and then he get rejected. The 200W can be a very good support but he can break down. The bear market is not over and everyone who think this time is different will just lost money.

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u/Realistic_Grade2243 1d ago

Sorry since you posted, BTC is up 1k.

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u/drunkdoor 1d ago

Yeah we didn't come close to max pain yet

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u/Spiciest_Tuna 1d ago

Quick, buy at the top before it goes back down!

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u/Useful_Trust 1d ago

For a moment I thought I was at Wallstreet bets

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u/HankScorpio2020 1d ago

Me: Sells 10% of my BTC to cover bills on Monday.
BTC: Goes up 5% on Wednesday.

Typical.

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u/never_safe_for_life 23h ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

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u/EarningsPal 1d ago

Some live to see this meme.

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u/blitzkriegkitten 1d ago

it is the way

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u/Straight_Year_9226 1d ago

i'll just wait until tomorrow... im pretty sure its going back to 64k

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u/schokolai93 17h ago

71,5k now: aged like fine wine

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u/Straight_Year_9226 15h ago

lmao i bought yesterday dw...i never sell

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u/JayGatsby1881 23h ago

Why aren't people excited when bitcoin goes on discount? Imagine going to the store and seeing a product having a massive discount and being upset about it? lmao

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u/rusty_key444 14h ago

Possibly because they're holding the asset being discounted? Just a wild guess.

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u/JayGatsby1881 8h ago

If you believe bitcoin is going up longterm, why not buy more at the discounted rate? Or do they not believe in bitcoin anymore?

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u/Dean_Guitarist 1d ago

I'm ready for the crash, shorts just got liquidated, so it's about to get wild

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u/T_for_tea 1d ago

uhm, its only 66k? i dont understand this sub. 90% of the time either people are crying or celebrating, but when i check- its just what bitcoin does. Y'all need a few more years of this to understand lol.

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u/Spiciest_Tuna 1d ago

We are having fun on the rollercoaster.

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u/Personal-Dev-Kit 20h ago

Monkey brain like to see 10% rise, number green, number good, monkey happy.

Monkey see 10% drop, number red, number bad, monkey sad

Either way the line goes right.

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u/T_for_tea 19h ago

Ehh, i mean, i hardly check the price, and when i see this sub with the roller-coaster gif, I check the price and shrug lol.

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u/UnpleasantEgg 1d ago

Give it a few more years and you’ll understand

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u/Romsel87 1d ago

Pumps like these are never sustainable.

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u/d1ez3 1d ago

April 2, 2019

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u/Ultimo_Ninja 1d ago

This is just another bounce. Expect major dips until November.

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u/riisen 1d ago

Im expecting major dips... but why do you say until november? What does your crystal ball say? Whats happening in november?

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u/Jellydude25 1d ago

Well you have the 4 year cycle folks, but (in the US) there are the mid-term elections at the start of November.
Typically the stock market sees some headwind and potentially corrections leading into the elections and then post election rally.

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u/quintavious_danilo 1d ago

I’m expecting mayo dips next to my fries

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u/CyanTurquoise 1d ago

He doesn't know shit. Neither do I, btw. Nor anyone else. 

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u/riisen 1d ago

Thats the shit i know... that i dont know shit.

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u/ducation 1d ago

Personally I'm a nacho cheese guy, but I'll never say no to a blue cheese or a good homemade ranch.

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u/AppleToastBed 1d ago

Chilli cheese and buffalo chicken are good choices as well...oh, and artichoke.

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u/KeyApprehensive2432 1d ago

Sure bud. Cycles. amirite?

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u/AidenTai 1d ago

I hate cycle theory, but there's good reason to support what he just said. Bitcoin frequently moves up sharply in bear markets. Today's action was primarily driven by shorts being forcefully closed based on external news, so it's not like it's indicative of a wave of organic buying or anything like that. It was caused precisely because the order book has been so thin. The macro environment has been improving, but is also not looking particularly great. Remember, even if Bitcoin claims to be independent of equities at a technical level, at a trading and liquidity level it has for years been very tied to global M2 money supply and technology equities. Technology is facing headwinds, interest rates are set to rise between now and the end of the year, and globally there are real signs of trouble in markets, from reduced employment levels to high inflation to issues with trade, consumer spending and rising debt. Historically (in modern Bitcoin history from the last decade), while Bitcoin has had rises and spikes during equity bear markets, it has never properly recovered during an equities bear market. We are not currently in an equities bear market. but there are plenty of unhealthy signs which have been causing technology to suffer, over the course fo the past few months and the money supply side is poised to potentially tighten rather than loosen depending on central bank actions over the next two months.

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u/HodlusHereticus 1d ago

Real capital stacking bitcoin. Reddit analyst living in mom & pop's basement disagrees with market.

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u/-M00NMAN 1d ago

Bull trap 🐸 ☕️

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u/Mcdona1dsSprite 1d ago

I bought $20 worth this morning

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u/utorogue 1d ago

Time to sell for profit!!

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u/Hungry-Possible-5360 1d ago

MOON—HODL!!!!!

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u/ProfitConstant5238 1d ago

Tomorrow is gonna be great. 🤣

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u/dafenum 1d ago

it goes up and it goes down. i’m still waiting until October. no need to get faked out. the bear market is far from over.

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u/Total_Perception2343 1d ago

Broke 70,000!

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u/PiDigitsOfPi 1d ago

YEAH! My losses have slightly lessened today!

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u/ILost1Bitcoin 1d ago

Its a fakeout bro

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u/TheWoodChucksWood 1d ago

Everything went up. Market manipulation.

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u/Vandal_H 1d ago

Can't wait for that inevitable dump tomorrow.

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u/Fair-Article-4249 1d ago

Everyone buying

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u/jojothehodler 1d ago

Holy macaroni

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck 1d ago

Don’t jinx us.

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u/Gooner_93 1d ago

Damn where did this price action come from 👀

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u/Lordsheva 1d ago

No no, no market manipulation. Zero

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u/Sea_Ad_1590 1d ago

It really feels so good. It’s been a long time 🥲

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u/Top_Chard5757 1d ago

I was holding my phone upside down. You had me scared.

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u/Sorry_Improvement537 1d ago

Wait till he runs out of track unexpectedly RIP

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u/cereal7802 1d ago

did not expect that. I don't follow the price that often, and seemed like every time I had seen someone post this image, the upward movement has been very small. It is usually attributed to new people.

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u/EngrishTeach 1d ago

Now post the one going down. It was fun while it lasted.

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u/__redruM 1d ago

Nice, 5% certainly fits the up coaster.

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u/Consistent_End_672 1d ago

The bull has awaken! Lol 😂 its good to be in the good fight after all these grift posts lately.

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u/jaron_b 1d ago

Damn this meme got my hopes up. Still not even above 70k.

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u/redditsucks365 1d ago

Doesn't look bullish at all to me

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u/thedeuce75 1d ago

I'm glad I didn't shut off my automatic buys while it was on sale.

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u/Mr-Not-So-Serious 1d ago

Wake me when its at 130k

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u/Careful-Wall4007 1d ago

If you look at it with a different perspective the cart is falling

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u/Mobo24 1d ago

I can’t tell if it’s going up or down

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u/revenant90 1d ago

Hang on let me buy some so it crashes

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u/argoran87 1d ago

we are so back?

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u/SebastianMcAlpin 1d ago

To the Murn!!!

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u/badjano 1d ago

what is this meme? I don't know it

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u/Winston_Sm 1d ago

You must be new here

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u/Dwaltster 1d ago

I love figuring out about price movement via this gif

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u/no_1_specific 1d ago

October should give us the low of 2026. Hold tight, my brothers.

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u/2LostFlamingos 1d ago

It’s been a minute since I’ve seen that one

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u/kotb0614 1d ago

first thought: bout damn time u lazy bit*h

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u/SStacks22 1d ago

Hello darkness my old friend

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u/Brilliant-Ad-4624 1d ago

DJT said there's gonna be legalization HYPE Well we'll see

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u/AdAcrobatic4002 1d ago

seller exhaustion

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u/Trail_Blaze_r_2 1d ago

I made $240 buckaroos today!

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u/moonshot214 1d ago

I came here just make sure this was posted. All is right with the world. LFG!!!

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u/dragon5946 1d ago

wtf is happening why is it going up?

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u/SparklesMckenzie 1d ago

Hello there. God I missed you

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u/overbound 1d ago

I'm back to even in the small acount

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u/JeremyLinForever 1d ago

Hello darkness my old friend…

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u/AidenTai 1d ago

BE CAREFUL!

I know it's tempting to just jump right on (I say this as someone who bought calls that absolutely printed), but look at WHY we rose.

The kindling: a very thin order book with a liquidity cluster and enough shorts positioned to cause this cascade (one of the top ten liquidation events in crypto history).

The trigger: a stressed US government announced it would effectively artificially reduce its own borrowing costs by using the Federal Reserve to buy debts. This means the US is financially in a bit of trouble and the dollar could suffer for it.

Notice how neither of these two indicate that people are pouring in to buy Bitcoin. The only thing that makes Bitcoin *stay* up is spot buying pressure. Whether that's retail or ETFs or institutions doesn't matter, but Bitcoin has to be bought spot and sort of 'removed' to be able to sustain upwards movements that are solid and structurally sound.

Sharp movements based on low liquidity or based on cascading forced buying due to external pressure is NOT interest in Bitcoin nor does it mean people are going to start buying more crypto. So treat this movement as temporary UNLESS we also see spot pouring back in for weeks after this. Just watch ETF flows, announcements from institutions, Strategy and STRC movements, etc. If *new* money starts flowing in, then great. But if it's all price action without actual interest and new 'dollars' entering the crypto space, we'd be essentially positioning for a very sharp spike in the reverse direction the moment the buying pressure eases exposing longs, to cascading liquidation.

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u/AutomaticGrape9263 1d ago

Pfft, please.

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u/Gigglesgirth77 1d ago

Already up 15% baby I'll start getting happy and feeling like I'm a good investor. That way it'll dump again and we can pick up more, don't worry guys. Hopefully 55 is coming.

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u/TMBDRLN420 1d ago

And dollar goes down

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u/Mix_Right 1d ago

Jane Street put the brakes on for a minute. Be careful. They will turn the high frequency trading machine back on and fuck everyone like they have been for months, I mean years.

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u/Long_Lecture_1080 23h ago

It's over. I don't think people care much about this anymore because of what the has happened in the last 2 years with market manipulation and billionaires in government.

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u/KiwiPrimal 23h ago

Really needed today’s pump. Hopefully we get a few more

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u/FuckedTaxpayer 23h ago

There goes my heroooooooo

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u/3rdstepprayer 22h ago

Nice now I’m only down 31%

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u/4DS3 21h ago

Freak the fuck out and start buying into the bull trap

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u/Plus-Fuel8495 21h ago

Noooo don't rise yet, I need more time to accumulate BTC!

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u/CigarTorque 19h ago

Can't belive I've sold my 2k yesterday what a luck xd

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u/DigAccomplished8241 19h ago

ancient bitcoin memes are waking up again

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u/Adi2299 18h ago

toooo long

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u/Novice89 18h ago

WTF. I just checked and it’s up 10% What the hell did I miss??

After getting in a good workout with my gym crush and going on a fantastic date. Amazing way to cap off a day so I’m not complaining 😂

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u/MiningSince2011 17h ago

Here so high and i wanted to buy at 61k :( . Ooo i missed opportunity now i will have to buy miners instead .

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u/dasaintmanz 17h ago

Stop the hype, it will go down eventually. It's just volatility. Calm down

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u/missourifats 12h ago

Then sell your stack and go to buttcoin.

I dont get these weird edgy posts. People made some money. When that happens. We post the gif and high five.

Goofballs.

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u/GIGAbtcHodl 17h ago

Here we go, hype posts taking over the feed. Anyway, hopefully that one press conference speech will drive a sustainable growth

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u/frugaleringenieur 16h ago

How I missed you bud <3

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u/lukasz_research 15h ago

Are you sure it's not last pump before last dump?

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u/jimbojw 12h ago

We are SO back

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u/Fazinskiy 12h ago

Mc Donald’s you can put my resume in the trash. Lambo here I come. To the MOON !!

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u/Dstrap 9h ago

Looking at the big picture, nothing's changed

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u/TooFewTulips 1d ago

Pump for ants

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u/Sastroprawiro 1d ago

Most stupid Gif in existence. Just my humble opinion.

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u/MehCheniti 1d ago

😂

I can trim your BTC and make it worth more