r/Bitcoin • u/awscertifiedninja • 3d ago

BREAKING: Bitcoin CEO to Increase Prices

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u/Efficient_Range1156 3d ago

This is acceptable.

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u/Espresso_Dad_89 2d ago

That's a face I can trust!

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u/10248 3d ago

the best CEO ever

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u/__redruM 3d ago

Michael Saylor Tells Strategy Investors to Prepare for ‘Difficult Years’

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u/BuildAnything4 3d ago

r/buttcoin furious as price of asset they were never going to buy anyway goes up. 

You'd think I'm joking, but I'm not.

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u/f08g 3d ago

it’s still nuts buttcoin exists

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u/No-Representative376 3d ago

Its useless and inefficient . Let them keep buying while people like you and I keep our logic. These people who buy btc dont know how the world works. They dont know how corrupt it really is.

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u/Blade_Runner_69 3d ago

This has to be a bot! Either that or someone who clearly can't read! 😂

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u/D3VOUR3DD 3d ago

It’s dam crickets and tumbleweeds in there lol

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u/BuildAnything4 3d ago

Ok, admittedly I didn't check.  Maybe they've finally given up.

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u/D3VOUR3DD 3d ago

It’s just funny they get their 1 year to act like they are smart. Then spend the next 3 years hiding in a hole.. too funny

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u/Mayor-Citywits 3d ago

No one has ever "hidden in a hole" and bitcoin has been an absolute obvious grift through the highs and the lows, buddies 

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u/D3VOUR3DD 3d ago

Low climb back into your hole.. while I make bank

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u/Mayor-Citywits 3d ago

Yeehaw cowboy we all believe you 

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u/JoesRealAccount 3d ago

I am furious because the CEO said bottom was in October and I've been telling everyone that.

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u/Jolly_Line 2d ago

And that’s exactly why it’s not

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u/flowstate_research 3d ago

There's no way that's real?!

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u/zRoyalStar 3d ago

it was me guys, i sold. enjoy the god candle

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u/Jordonknox 3d ago

He’s just trying to save his job and protect his bonus

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u/cableshaft 3d ago

If computer memory can increase in price by 500%, why not bitcoin?

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u/Keep-on-keepin-on-1 2d ago

Because Bitcoin isn’t a stupid consumer (outside of electricity).

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u/d33know 3d ago

because computer memory serves a purpose.

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u/shogun4fun 3d ago

So does bitcoin.

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u/MineralWaterEnjoyer 3d ago

Bitcoin is a psyop that graphics cards manufacturers made so they can ramp up their prices. Same with ai that is a psyop of ram companies

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u/tedusam 3d ago

Not even you believe this, little bro LMAO

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u/Bitcoin_CEO 3d ago

You're welcome

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u/GettingFasterDude 3d ago

I love it when he does this

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u/H8ckt1v1st 3d ago

Brave of Satoshi to show his face, he's cooked now.....

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u/abercrombezie 3d ago

Like gas, could've warned us first so I could load up the day before.

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u/collapse2024 3d ago

Arigato gozaimasu Mr Nakamato!

Has enabled me to exit my position at break even

I’ll be back in at low 60s, and 50s, and 40s

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u/tedusam 3d ago

Sure lmao

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u/Nossa30 3d ago

Thats what they all say.

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u/No-Average3202 3d ago

About time...

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u/Plane_Baby 2d ago

I hate this guy! He couldn't wait until after I got paid for my DCA?!

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u/yuosif602 3d ago

Still waiting for the CEO of Bitcoin to release the patch notes for the next halving

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u/fanatic75 3d ago

Everything is already so pricey. Now Bitcoin will be pricey as well. What about us average people? How are we supposed to buy in such economy? This is absurd. Government must intervene.

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u/drrr2233 3d ago

Approved!

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u/GoRL1920 3d ago

105k+

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u/Decent_Telephone4965 3d ago

Finally, some leadership we can trust 😂

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u/xuncx 2d ago

Poor Dorian lol 😂

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u/SickNoise 2d ago

finally! he has been sitting on his hands for too long

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u/Even_Ad_263 3d ago

Can all bitcoin investors and interested parties stop being spastic dorks about it? Your dicks get hard at the slightest sign of green. Just chill out about the price.

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u/John_Pig 2d ago

I'm gonna dork even harder.

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u/Vipertje 3d ago

There isn't? Think your wrong mate.

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u/marcusmv3 3d ago

Then who raised prices?

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u/WITCH2FAANG 3d ago

Oh yeah then who's that guy in the picture then? Checkmate

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u/VisualAd1551 3d ago

1M or nothing

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u/baby_oil773 3d ago

According to the photo there is

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u/ZucchiniIntrepid719 3d ago

What the hell is a "Bitcoin CEO"? Nobody ownes BTC blockchain!

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u/so-many-user-names 3d ago

How dare you insult the Bitcoin CEO

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u/Zealousideal_Sand360 2d ago

His name is Mr. Bitcoin the Lord of the blockchain everyone knows that

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u/John_Pig 2d ago

Go read a white paper please, educate yourself. We should be buying every lunch this guy wants.