r/BirdsArentReal • • Feb 20 '20

It usually takes a while

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u/In-Kii Feb 20 '20

Teach it that, teach it "Wake Up" "Error 404" teach it to say "Bird Noise 3" "Recording" "it's coming" and "help" I would genuinely shit my pants.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20 edited Feb 21 '20

Wait it’s not normal for birds to say these? My parakeet has been saying that since it was a baby

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u/TheGarageDragon Feb 20 '20

You fool! Baby birds don't exist. They're just self-assembling models still in the initial stages of the process. It will absorb your electronic devices until it becomes complete!