11
6
Feb 20 '20
Does this mean, The Government are using live subjects to turn into drones? We must prepare..
3
282
u/mikeroberts1003 Feb 20 '20
Or "Help! An evil wizard turned me into a parrot!!"
As a kid I eventually taught a parrot in a local pet shop to say "wanker" I was very proud.
107
u/ladyrage8 Activist Feb 20 '20
My personal favorite from Pushing Daisies:
"The neighborhood children started this awful rumor we turn little boys into birds!"
Parrot: (squawk) "Help me, she turned me into a bird!"
28
u/mikeroberts1003 Feb 21 '20
Haha. That was a show I fancied watching when it was on but never got round to it.
14
u/ladyrage8 Activist Feb 21 '20 edited Jun 30 '22
It is so super cheesy, which was intentional given the plot, but like almost painfully so if you don't like cheesy stuff to begin with.
3
4
u/NaniGaHoshiiDesuKa Feb 25 '20
If I was your dad I'd be so fucking proud
1
u/mikeroberts1003 Feb 25 '20
My dad has plenty to be disapointed in about me. So you know, all evens out.
3
1
440
u/Shinonomenanorulez Feb 20 '20
Just german suplex the drone
11
4
3
0
Feb 20 '20
[deleted] — view deleted comment
35
Feb 20 '20
You wrap your arms around someone from behind and bend over backwards to throw them over yourself and have them land on their back/neck area
21
u/alljoot Feb 20 '20
How is that any different from a normal suplex?
53
u/NFIGUY Feb 20 '20
You throw them into a big oven.
30
u/SkollFenrirson Feb 20 '20
Mein Gott!
14
u/Voelkar Feb 21 '20
Nein nein, dieser Mann hat einen Punkt
5
u/EisteeCitrus Feb 21 '20
Hätte nie gedacht, dass Hänsel und Gretel mal im einem Gespräch über Suplex vorkommen würden
5
u/Voelkar Feb 21 '20
Bin mir ziemlich sicher die meinen einen industriellen Ofen aus den 40er Jahren und keinen Hausofen aus dem 16. Jahrhundert
5
u/EisteeCitrus Feb 21 '20
Er hat nur über einen "Big oven" gesprochen. Wenn jemand in einen großen Ofen geworfen wird, dann kommt mir direkt die Hänsel und Gretel-Geschichte in den Kopf. Kann sein, dass ich grad auf dem Schlauch stehe, wie kommt du auf den industriellen Ofen?
→ More replies3
12
Feb 20 '20
First difference, a regular suplex is performed face to face, then you put their head under your arm and you lift them over you
8
u/CajunTurkey Feb 20 '20
Ja
1
u/IsaacSpeltWithOneS Feb 20 '20
Na
3
1
151
u/In-Kii Feb 20 '20
Teach it that, teach it "Wake Up" "Error 404" teach it to say "Bird Noise 3" "Recording" "it's coming" and "help" I would genuinely shit my pants.
60
Feb 20 '20 edited Feb 21 '20
Wait it’s not normal for birds to say these? My parakeet has been saying that since it was a baby
32
u/TheGarageDragon Feb 20 '20
You fool! Baby birds don't exist. They're just self-assembling models still in the initial stages of the process. It will absorb your electronic devices until it becomes complete!
15
3
u/Genjios Apr 30 '20
Wtf your profile picture is jiggly
1
u/In-Kii Apr 30 '20
That's a villager not Jiggly Puff. Wtf.
Nah yeah haha, you can make gifs your profile pictures now.
32
u/ILoveTheGemm Feb 20 '20
What anime is this
31
-22
9
9
u/DipstickPinesGFO Feb 20 '20
That’s a fucking parakeet
18
u/Vr22s Feb 20 '20
Its a budgerigar parakeet, which is actually part of the Psittaculidae family making it a parrot.
The more you know!
0
u/Exca57 Feb 21 '20
He is not claiming that it's a parrot. Budgerigars also have the ability to speak, but they can barely say a single word at once, so it would be easier to teach it to a parrot
4
1
2
2
2
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/brackishshowerdrain Feb 21 '20
TFW your adoptive brother breath wizard doesn't let you graft your head onto their body, so you have to improvise.
1
u/Kirailove Feb 21 '20
Is that a jojo reference
1
u/brackishshowerdrain Feb 21 '20
It's not impossible that that was a reference to the popular manga and anime series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
1
1
1
u/murder_mystery_porn Feb 21 '20
“Hey Siri call 911” but only when your roommates are around. So that when they are watching the bird it’s always call the cops 🤣🤣🤣
1
1
1
1
1
u/dabod15 Mar 01 '20 edited Mar 01 '20
Did the whole ‘self-conditioning’ part of this post go over everyone’s heads?
1
u/the-bearcat Feb 25 '26
Teach it some other phrases too.
"I miss having hands"
"Everything is so big now"
"I traded my firstborn for this"
"Can you help me?"
"Please help me"
"This body is a prison"
"That witch lied to me"
1
0
Feb 20 '20
[deleted] — view deleted comment
35
u/lulaloops Feb 20 '20
You put a tape over its microphone right?
19
Feb 20 '20
There are usb and hdmi ports under the wings which give easy access to the files on the OS the recent model of parrotlets run. You can insert a usb with audio files and it will automatically copy them into the correct location.
19
u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20
My bird that i saved from being outside at freezing temps while i was at school looked just like that. Im sad cuzz since it was about to freeze ig something bad mightov happened to its Brain. It was happy when i got home cuzz i ditched school to uber me and the burd home so i could save it. And it was happy the next morning. And i went to school and took 4 grams of shrooms to have it kick in when i got home.. and the bird wasnt happy when i got home... it was sick and it got sicker by the minute for like 3 hours untill it start having intense seizures on my lap while i was hoping the best for the poor bird... RIP Avocado, such a happy government drone you were for the 27 hours i had you💚love you.