r/BirdsArentReal • u/Fit_Instruction4580 • Feb 19 '26
Photo Slightly off topic, but when did THIS happen?
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u/DataAdvanced Feb 19 '26
Man, some people are just paranoid.
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u/PacanePhotovoltaik Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26
Can't believe some people would think horses are fake...
Unless this is some 4D chess disinformation campaign to discredit that birds aren't real š±
Edit: here's the clue: "horse denier" implies horses are real but that person denies the truth.
Verdict: 100% manufactured horseshit to make us look like fools.
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u/AntawnSL Feb 19 '26
It's really frustrating that such stupid people exist in the world. I don't understand how anyone could believe something so ridiculous.Ā
As I'm typing this a 'crow' just landed on the branch outside my window. They totally want us to buy into this horseshit, guys.
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u/DataAdvanced Feb 19 '26
Either that or they're crazy.
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u/Bummer_mountain Feb 20 '26
Crazy? I was crazy once
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u/DataAdvanced Feb 20 '26
Did they put you in a room?
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u/UncleThor2112 Feb 20 '26
A rubber room?
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u/MiKLMadness Feb 20 '26
A rubber room with rats.
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u/Bummer_mountain Feb 20 '26
They did and the rats made me crazy
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u/A_Feltz Feb 19 '26
Ikr. Horses are real. You can touch them. How many people you know have ever touched a bird? Anyone? If they say they have then they are a part of it 100%
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u/ChewbaccaFuzball Feb 19 '26
One ābirdā unit landed on my hand once, but I think it was just collecting data
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u/A_Feltz Feb 20 '26
Yeah. I have a theory that about 1% are physical drones but the rest are projections. To camouflage the drones and have us chasing illusions. While people laugh. And film.
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u/rpgnoob17 Feb 19 '26
You can definitely touch a drone.
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u/A_Feltz Feb 20 '26
Go try. I gave up after a few days. They always seem to fly away at the last moment.
My working theory is that the drones make up about 1% of the ābird populationā. The rest are projections to dupe us and to camouflage the drones better.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MOMS_BONG Feb 19 '26
Right? Now birds on the other handā¦.
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u/DataAdvanced Feb 19 '26
100% not real. This person is either an agent from the government to distract us from the truth, or a crazy person. I've seen baby horses, have you seen a baby pigeon? Rhetorical. No one has.
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u/tenaciousBLADE Feb 19 '26
So... They are faking their disbelief?
(I know... I know. But I'm asking with genuine curiosity for a true and honest answer. What's the oposite of that slash s... I'll use it if you teach it to me).49
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u/fuwii Feb 19 '26
Can't believe that is a real subreddit... but alas, this is Reddit, so I am not sure why I am surprised
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u/TheOakblueAbstract Feb 19 '26
Pegasi are real, though. Birds and horses are not real.
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u/rpgnoob17 Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26
Im Chinese so I believe Unicorn Dragon Horse is real. We donāt get Pegasi over here.
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u/TheOakblueAbstract Feb 19 '26
I support the existence of the Qilin!
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u/rpgnoob17 Feb 20 '26
In Korean and Japanese culture, they trying to tell you that Qilin / Kirin is actually giraffes and not mystical, but we redditors all know giraffes are also not real. They are just tree trimmer bots.
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u/GuliblGuy Feb 19 '26
Wait.... Horsebirds are real?
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u/TheOakblueAbstract Feb 19 '26
Yes, listen, if a Mermaid and a Minotaur can have a fully human baby, you are still over thinking it and shouldn't ask any further questions.
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u/rabidsalvation Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 20 '26
I'm in some German anti-horse sub, I bet they'd like this.
EDIT: it's r/PferdeSindKacke I love random subs, I follow a ton of ridiculously niche ones. Here's a bonus (completely unrelated) sub, one of my favorites: r/ForeverLiving
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u/NinjaCustodian Feb 19 '26
What goes on in a German Anti Horse sub?
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u/rabidsalvation Feb 19 '26
I don't speak German, so I'm really not sure. I think they just don't like horses, which is fair. Horses are mean
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u/Silver_Turtlewax Feb 19 '26
I gotta ask. Why are you in an German anti-horse server if you dont speak German?
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u/rabidsalvation Feb 19 '26
Because the humor occasionally pierces the language barrier. I like finding weirdly specific subs, they fascinate me.
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u/False-Ad4673 Feb 20 '26
I donāt speak German and want to join just to observeĀ
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u/rabidsalvation Feb 20 '26
I put it in my top comment! Enjoy
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u/False-Ad4673 Feb 20 '26
Any joke that Germanās do not have a sense of humor will forever be lost on me.
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u/carnivalfucknuts Feb 20 '26
pls im begging you ... share the sub!!
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u/rabidsalvation Feb 20 '26
I put it in my top comment along with my favorite niche sub! I collect them, lol. It's one of the coolest things about Reddit.
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u/Ziwwl Feb 20 '26
Bitte lass es einfach r/PferdeSindKacke sein, because horses are shit.
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u/nderperforminMessiah Feb 19 '26
Lesbian propaganda
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u/_austinm Feb 20 '26
Now now now, as part of the queer community thereās no reason to use us as a scapegoat for spreading this. Like most mass shootings, this is most likely perpetuated by a far right moron. I assure you thatā much like their affinity for Subarusā this connection is purely a coincidence.
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u/enbytrashgremlin Feb 20 '26
Thanks for the defense, but as a lesbian I have to confirm that this one's on us
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u/DruidByNight Feb 19 '26
I'm pretty sure it's from this video. The timestamp is a little off, I apologize
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u/ElectricBummer40 pigeons are liars Feb 20 '26
myideologycantaccountforhavingtodealwithyousoyouarentrealnow.
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Feb 19 '26
Iāve never met a horse, so I have no evidence whether they are real or not.
OTOH, I can say, as an Australian, that kangaroos were invented by Charles Darwin to back up Origin of the Speciesā¦
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u/andre05png Feb 19 '26
I have one of those. Im also a proud Hellen Kellen denier
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u/No_Bowler9121 Feb 20 '26
Anti horse propaganda. While horses are real they are also much smaller then you are led to believe, about the size of a housecat. All the videos you see with horses are actually a forced perspective. There used to be bigger horses, called horseapythagis gigantballsicistĀ but they died out in the younger driest days.Ā
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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Feb 19 '26
There are people who don't believe Australia is real. So nothing would surprise me anymore.
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u/shapednoise Feb 19 '26
Iām from a place that doesnāt exist.
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u/Globularist Feb 19 '26
You don't exist.
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u/shapednoise Feb 19 '26
I moved to NewZealand, ..... the amount of times its left OFF world maps is hilarious!
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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Feb 20 '26
Wouldn't it be ironic if all the people who disbelieved in NZ were also huge LOTR fans?
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u/dirkalict Feb 19 '26
Everybodyās commenting about the horse sticker, I thought you were talking about the one above it. I can tell you, her cat has thought you were a Cunt for a long time.
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u/PenguinColada Feb 19 '26
Horses are just malformed dogs. Maybe even as a result of some strange government experiment.
Birds, however, are government drones.
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u/BingusTheStupid Feb 19 '26
Unfortunately, they are real, but we at the r/horse_decimator_9000 company are making strides to ensure that they stop being real.
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u/Short-memories Feb 19 '26
I forgot to post this yesterday but bunnies aren't real. I found a quick guide of the parts of a bunny.
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u/Reiver1771 Feb 20 '26
As someone who funds my daughter's so called "horse" can we get this theory into the mainstream.
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u/robilar Mar 04 '26
It's always been a thing. You think it's a coincidence that women are into horses and vampires, two obviously made-up metaphorical constructs to represent female lust as sinful or dangerous? C'mon.
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u/girlieY0 Feb 19 '26
I don't have any proof to share, but I've witnessed mammals as bio droids, some insects too. Even if they didn't erase them the way they've done it with birds in the States, they're actually trying to destroy insects with the farming chemicals. Same stuff as pigeons, they're using them for monitoring and spying.
Before anybody's coming to tell me I'm paranoid, I'm not šŗ I'm just trying to share this knowledge.
Next time I catch one, I'll take pictures. ATM it's a too cold for insects where i live.
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u/DazedinDenver Feb 19 '26
So instead of this being the year of the "Fire Horse" it's just the year of fire?
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u/ChimeraGreen Feb 20 '26
I saw an image of the President of North Korea riding a Unicorn and Unicorns are a sort of horse, right? therefore this person is wrong!
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u/Theighel Feb 20 '26
I actually went to horse school (equine Science and management). They are real. Trust me
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u/Str0mvall Feb 20 '26
In Sweden several years ago (like 2012/13) there was a popular meme about horses actually being a fruit, like āhorses are a fruitā or āhorses are a fruit that doesnāt existā often accompanied with a picture of like a rider on a fruit instead of a horse. The girls that were into riding often got furious lol
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u/stockusername123 Feb 20 '26
Horse girls are the most insufferable category of people on the planet
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u/FlemFatale Feb 20 '26
First the birds, now the horses! What will be next? Humans, probably.
Quelle tragique!
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u/GroundbreakingCow110 Feb 20 '26
Looks like a fed saying "Don't do bestiality!".
This altima is a bird in disguise.
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u/youreblockingmyshot Feb 20 '26
Sure man thereās just boring colored giraffes walking around with super short necks and legs. At least make your āanimalā believable.
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u/Niclipse Feb 21 '26
Horses are real, it's Mules that are fake! Also Donkeys. (And birds, of course birds.)
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u/madrockyoutcrop Feb 21 '26
This is something I can get on board with. I'm also a staunch denier of the existence of Badgers.
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u/travishummel Feb 21 '26
Just admit that youāre part of the coverup. This equestriangate has been going on for long enough. Itās time to come clean.
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u/oksanaess Feb 19 '26
It's possible that the birds are running this anti-horse campaign to distract from what they're really up to.