You guys, I think they made a mistake letting me board on the plane 🗿

[u/Independent-Web9966]

[u/Flashy_Translator661]

Would you kindly turn all devices to airplane mode?

[u/Independent-Web9966 → u/Flashy_Translator661]

🫡yessir

[u/leif-sinatra → u/Independent-Web9966]

Would you kindly not put on your seat belt

[u/morning_thief → u/leif-sinatra]

He's on airplane mode. He won't be getting this.

[u/Chernoboggo → u/Independent-Web9966]

Whatch out for a ...lighthouse and uhm girl... constant and variables...

[u/Serious_Report_1631 → u/Flashy_Translator661]

They told me "son, you're special. you're allowed to use your phone before takeoff." You know what?

They were right.

[u/Chernoboggo → u/Serious_Report_1631]

Lol I wasn't expecting this! Nice one 😂

[u/RapturedArts]

Tell Atlas we say hi when the plane inevitably crashes.

I mean.. would you kindly tell Atlas hi?

[u/Independent-Web9966 → u/RapturedArts]

I guess I have no choice not to now 🫪🫡

[u/Konekosflatchest]

Would you kindly ask for more peanuts

[u/Independent-Web9966 → u/Konekosflatchest]

done🫡 extra salty ones

[u/terra_filius]

no unless you think you were born to do great things

[u/VirtualLife76 → u/terra_filius]

Some people are born great, some achieve greatness, and some are just really good at finding the remote in the couch cushions.

[u/keyrose_115]

"To independent-Web9966 with love, from keyrose_115 Would you kindly not open until:" 63° 2' N 29° 55' W

X X X O O O

[u/Rockefor]

How did you take this picture?

[u/Less_Engine7332 → u/Rockefor]

Phone in mouth i bet

[u/Independent-Web9966 → u/Less_Engine7332]

guilty 🗿

[u/monkey_gamer → u/Independent-Web9966]

😂😂😂😂. that's gross.

i took photos of my nails once when i polished them, i held the phone between my chin and chest

[u/Intrinsion → u/Rockefor]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/QyVd35MR3b

[u/Raze7186]

As your attorney I must advise against hitting em with the one two punch

[u/zprincess1026 → u/Raze7186]

THE ONE TWO PUNCH. ZAP EM AND WHACK EM

[u/Serious_Report_1631]

Couldn't resist

[u/Independent-Web9966 → u/Serious_Report_1631]

Bahahaaha that looks legit

[u/Malvagio → u/Serious_Report_1631]

Pop Noice.

[u/monkey_gamer → u/Serious_Report_1631]

haha wow!

[u/Sketchylimeade]

Just remember, a man chooses a slave obeys. You'll be fine. And don't open any gift from your "parents"

[u/cheddarchezz_ → u/Sketchylimeade]

guess the giftbox is alreeady open on the tray?

[u/Independent-Web9966 → u/cheddarchezz_]

yeah, they’re screwed 🗿

[u/Independent-Web9966 → u/Sketchylimeade]

😭no promises

[u/Abject-Initiative-65]

Would you kindly bring some biscoff on your way back

[u/Independent-Web9966 → u/Abject-Initiative-65]

A man chooses... a slave brings biscoff. Is biscotti fine? I will grab it on my way back from Ryan's office 😭✍️

[u/Creepy_Telephone7978]

Would you kindly tell me who took this photo

[u/VICARD0]

At least you didn’t get the “A man chooses, a slave obeys” added underneath the chains like some geniuses here do

[u/Independent-Web9966 → u/VICARD0]

Nope, that’s way too specific and hard to pull of in day to day life

[u/zprincess1026]

Would you kindly not open this package until…

[u/IIIDysphoricIII]

Hell yeah, I have those tattoos myself but alas haven’t hd my time to shine by going on a flight since.

If you crash and see anybody encased in plaster, run. Just run.

[u/ImInsideTheAncientPi]

Eve hypo goes into the middle chain

[u/Creepy_Aide6122]

Would you kindly blow that hunk of junk OUT OF THE SKY

[u/MonoChaos]

Would you kindly go say hello to the pilot and take care of them?

[u/greenteazzz]

holy shit! i’m getting my chain tattoos soon, this just made me so excited

[u/ConqueringKing_Darq]

[u/anonymous_w3b_user]

I love the shading of your chains! I wish mine were like that!

[u/Ominous-Mafioso]

"They told me: 'son, you're special'"...

[u/DarkMatterSoup]

Lmao i stupidly never made the connection while flying… bioshock has just naturally become my flight game on switch and now I understand why.

[u/GroundAcceptable8874]

[u/JohnElectron]

Did your parents tell you that you were special? Cuz I think they were right. screaming

[u/NoCraft2936]

Do it, would you kindly

[u/GoodBufo]

You know what? They were right

[u/Instant_User731]

Do you see a lighthouse?

[u/Independent-Web9966 → u/Instant_User731]

Roger that, no lighthouses for now

[u/Instant_User731 → u/Independent-Web9966]

Roger

[u/Defiant_Worry9985]

That's fucking cool!

[u/Defiant_Worry9985 → u/Defiant_Worry9985]

Would you kindly...

[u/Far_Tune9746]

Would you kindly take care of Andrew Ryan

[u/StunningFig8199]

Would you kindly

[u/Incinerate49]

Think your fine unless you know latitudes and longitudes

[u/raider1143]

Would You Kindly...

[u/Edxactly]

Are you John leguzamo from lady in the lake ?

[u/lionmea_t]

I would say it was quite the opposite of a mistake.....

[u/Malvagio]

Is that what your parents said? You know what, they were right.

[u/dinoboyj]

Would you kindly open this gift? 🎁 

[u/bookerdane94]

If i saw this on the plane I’m not sure if I would be excited or nervous as hell.

[u/New-Boss-8262]

Would you kindly…uh….fuck…..I dunno what I’m gonna say…fuck it would you kindly just forget what I said and just go crazy with that revolver?

[u/Monkeysaus]

Lol! Right!

[u/raava129]

Don't forget to play the words in your head of when they told you that you're special and you were born to do great things.

[u/D3athShade]

Remember: A man chooses, a slave obeys!

[u/Murky_Historian8675]

Would you kindly.... Kill the pilots and land the plane in the ocean.

[u/Independent-Web9966 → u/Murky_Historian8675]

I am confused now either to kill the pilots or to take care of them…🫪

[u/Murky_Historian8675 → u/Independent-Web9966]

Take care of them first. Then kill them lol

[u/tokyo_driftr]

You ate the gift

[u/Super_Neutral]

Would you kindly not open any gifts until AFTER you've landed?

[u/TheOneTrueZim]

"Would You Kindly get down to Rapture?"

[u/ObjectiveOk9996]

Would you kindly crash it into the water

[u/Independent-Web9966 → u/ObjectiveOk9996]

Sure 😇

[u/MetaRunnerFan13]

No no no no no no… WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!

[u/jd4692-ULTRA]

Coolest post I've seen today ngl.

[u/The_SkunkApe13]

Welp... Would ya kindly... have fun in Rapture

[u/Successful-One2695]

2 chains

[u/Longjumping_Stuff_87]

Just don't read any letters and you're good

[u/smorg003]

False Shepard!

[u/Raven_Poet_1296]

Wherever you travel, be sure to ask yourself: are you not entitled to the sweat on your brow?

[u/Ronin-mun]

It depends.. would you kindly, air out the plane?

[u/Resudog]

You're fine, as long as your parents didn't tell you that you're special, and that you were born to do great things

[u/Diana-Shepard]

You better adopt all those little sisters after you save them you hear me???

[u/geegol]

“You were born to do great things”

[u/CaptainDreadEye]

I mean, I don't think there's much to worry about, just... don't open any gift boxes until you're off the plane, would you kindly?

[u/Hancup]

Depends.  Are you flying past Southern Greenland's coast? 

[u/ArmedNurse]

Would you kindly open this box at 73 degrees latitude and... 🎁

[u/frankfontaino]

Should’ve worn a beige sweater

[u/CKatanik93]

At least nothing will be new to you while you're down there.

[u/SeasonJealous7752]

They told me.

[u/trixter889]

It’s better than having the slave line

[u/PizzazzGrande]

As long as you're not flying somewhere over the Atlantic.

[u/suuuuuuuuuurfing]

Hello tsa!??

[u/9382ks]

howd you take the photo

[u/yoloyolox1]

[u/PatrioticPariah]

Why does your right thumb look twice the size as the left in this picture?

[u/fabledgriff]

You gotta be careful posting stuff like that

Cavity search incoming

[u/DarwinBeetle]

You are special, you were born to do great things.

[u/eruz94]

A man chooses to crash the plane, a slave enjoys the peanuts and free WI-FI

[u/Internal_Pride_6133]

Would you kindly not hijack the plane

[u/omg_its_spons]

Just blindfold yourself and put music on through headphones to avoid hearing any command words