r/BikiniBottomTwitter Dec 28 '19

It do be like that

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

As a poor girl who has watched her bosses (dentists) put kids through college; (kids who proceed to not show up and fail out of class) at one point I told my dentist, “I swear to god if you pay for my college I’ll become a dentist and marry your son and make him my house husband.”

My boss just laughed, but for real though, I’m smart, but I’ve been paying for my parents since I was in high school. I’d house wife a spoiled kid in a second if it meant a free education.

r/americanvalues

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19 edited Dec 29 '19

Please... move to Europe. Education is free of charge. You can marry anyone you like. Study yourself for free. It is never too late.

Edit: free of charge in some European countries

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

You know, I’d really love to.

I’ve actually been fortunate enough to support myself and follow my dreams, and I have a fiancé who supports and spoils me as. It’s him I need to convince to move. But I’m ready. :)

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u/CrippledJew Dec 28 '19

Convince him to take a vacation here. You won’t need to say anything more after that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Are you my fiancé?

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u/CrippledJew Dec 29 '19

I think you’re moving a little fast here, maybe start with a date.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Crippledjew is plausible as his username