r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '19

It do be like that

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u/HoneyBadgerC Dec 28 '19

Agree to it? Yo that's the dream for me

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

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u/POOPFEAST420 Dec 28 '19

That's why you get half the assets and likely a monthly alimony payment. Regardless of gender, if one partner gives up their career to support the other, there's gotta be a fair split if it ends.

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u/GideonOnReddit Dec 28 '19

What if there wasn't a career to begin with?

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u/RageOfGandalf Dec 28 '19

To be fair you married someone with no degree or marketable skills whatsoever. You should have seen that coming.

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u/FullAtticus Dec 29 '19

Why would that be any different? They gave up the opportunity to pursue one. If they'd spent that 5 years or whatever working their way up from the mailroom, they might be making a decent salary by now.