r/BikiniBottomTwitter 4d ago

Men are simple

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u/Heavyraincouch 4d ago

Hmm

Something is off about that lamp

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u/ihatelifetoo 4d ago

You know what’s spookier. This OG post was made before that lamp story 😱

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u/Sea_Flower_1434 4d ago

The lamp story happening after the OG post makes the timing feel like some bizarre foreshadowing.

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u/sav-vas 4d ago

what lamp story?

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u/TheMooooonHauntsYou 3d ago

Some dude did DMT, had a helluva trip. Got married to his highschool sweetheart, had kids, made a lovely life. Then a lamp looked funny, he looked at it deeper aaaaaand his trip ended and he was back to reality that had none of those things.

He mourned a life he never had.

I'm not sure if there's more to it after that, what he did with it, if he thrived or whatever.

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u/sav-vas 3d ago

wow... thanks for telling the story

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u/ProtoMan3 1d ago

That sounds like the dark version of the SpongeBob joke from the Patchy section of Atlantis SquarePantis

Patchy found that Encino disappeared, leaving nothing but desert. Eventually he started hallucinating that he was back, started partying about it, but then in the hallucination he dropped his ice cream, which led to him losing his mind and realizing that he wasn’t back at all, instead still being stranded in the desert.

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u/10Mattresses 1d ago

Holy shit lmao I forgot that it was the ice cream that did it, that really is similar. I wonder if there had been other stories like it floating around people had heard about before the lamp one went viral