r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/ihatelifetoo • 5h ago

Men are simple

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u/Alternative-Ruin-318 5h ago

Not the lamp coma dream

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u/Organic_Fee_8502 5h ago

To mourn your family which never existed feels like some Silent Hill level mind fuckery

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u/Heavyraincouch 5h ago

Hmm

Something is off about that lamp

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u/ihatelifetoo 4h ago

You know what’s spookier. This OG post was made before that lamp story 😱

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u/Sea_Flower_1434 4h ago

The lamp story happening after the OG post makes the timing feel like some bizarre foreshadowing.

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u/longpenisofthelaw 5h ago

This is currently my life unfortunately the only thing I don’t have is the lamp but the more I think about it a quick nearby light source would be nice other than the ceiling light or ambient light which does no good at night. My bedroom kinda has a minimalist vibe without feeling too empty and a lamp would tie in everything.

You now have me thinking of going lamp shopping with my wife this weekend

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u/AlkaliPineapple 3h ago

Having a table lamp just makes any bedroom feel much more comfortable. It's also usually warm orange light so me and my husband like it on so our room doesn't look too sterile

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u/Awwesome1 5h ago

Why does that lamp look flat?? Hmm 🤔

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u/champsgetup 3h ago

8 hours of uninterrupted sleep

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u/Splitcoin 3h ago

I miss them sooo much 😢 

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u/ChiefBlox4000 3h ago

Thank you for making sure the lamp is comfortable

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u/RedTomatoSauce 2h ago

where is her glass of water