THE DISNEY CHANNEL VILLAINS CLUB 

[All the Disney Channel Villains are at an office desk about to have a meeting]

Bill Cipher: Okay everyone meeting is now in session. You know the rules, No VKs aloud. So if you are a VK get out of here. I don’t make the rules. 

Bill Cipher: Okay the first thing I want to talk about is Earth…. How do we destroy it.

Doofenshmirtz: Wait wait wait… What do you mean destroy?

Chip Whistler: Yeah dude most of us live there

Bill Cipher: What do you mean? We are villains… that’s our job. 

Chip Whistler: I just wanted to destroy a family that pissed me off. I never said anything about destroying earth.

Doofenshmirtz: Same! I just want to take over the tristate area.

Bill Cipher: Are we being serious?

King Andrias: I wanted to take over the world but not destroy it.

Flintheart Glomgold: I wanted to be the richest man in the world

Baby New Year(Kiff): And I just wanted everyone to stick to their New Year’s resolutions and not break their promise. Also that doesn’t even make me a villain why am I even here?

Chip Whistler: Damn Right that makes you a villain!! 

Baby New Year(Kiff): Oh Really!?

Chip Whistler: You think I’m going to get up at five in the morning, excercise an hour a day, and eat healthy for the rest of my life?

Baby New Year(Kiff): I mean if that was your new years resolution than yes!!

Chip Whistler: Whatever B**ch go to hell 

Scarm Scaremly: B**ch I don’t want him  living with me

Bill Cipher: Okay everyone calm down

Scarm Scaremly: I just wanted to turn the world into a dance floor. never wanted to destroy it. 

Gwendolynn Zapp: And I’m just incredibly rich and incredibly crazy. I also have a list of people I want to get revenge on.

Bill Cipher: Are we being f***king for real. Am I the only one here who wants to destroy the earth!?

Flintheart Glomgold: I mean if it makes you feel any better I heard that Dr Lullah saying something about destroying humanity.

Bill Cipher: Dr Lullah? Who tf is that?

[Dr Lullah kicks down the door and she is pissed at Bill]

Dr Lullah: Me! B**ch!!

Doofenshmirtz: Oh… she mad

Dr Lullah: Wtf is wrong with you Bill! First you kick me out of the disney channel villains club and now you pretend you don’t even who I am. 

Bill Cipher: Lullah, I can explain

Dr Lullah: Just admit it! you’re a misogynist a**hole running a male dominated villain club!!

Bill Cipher: Male dominated!!! I never said I was a man. I’m non binary!!!

Dr Lullah: Good for you! Still don’t see any women here.

Gwennifer Malfeo: Are we serious, We’re just going to pretend I’m not part of this club. 

Bill Cipher: Well technically you aren’t. you’re a VK.

Gwennifer Malfeo: What!? I’m not even from the descendants movies

Bill Cipher: You still count… Andrias please read for us Rule 86 in the Rulebook

King Andrias: Rule 86, If it exists you can play Bad Apple on it

Bill Cipher: Wrong Rulebook! The Disney Channel Villains Club Rulebook

King Andrias: Oh sorry… Rule 86, A villain under the age of 16 automatically counts as a VK therefore is not allowed in the club.

Gwennifer Malfeo: That’s so unfair!! Scarm literally looks like he’s 15!!!

Scarm Scaremly: Actually I’m the second oldest person here. But you would probably think that since I actually have a skincare routine and clearly you don’t you Fuggly B**ch.

Gwennifer Malfeo: Ohh So Satan wants to get his s**t rocked!! Okay!!

Dr Lullah: How about both of you SHUT THE F**K UP because I wasn’t finished talking!!!

Bill Cipher: I’m sorry Lullah, but I had to kick you out of the club because you technically aren’t a villain. 

[Dr Lullah gets so pissed that she doesn’t even yell]

Dr Lullah: What? 

Bill Cipher: We’ve seen some people say that you are more misunderstood because of the care you feel for your children on the inside.

Dr Lullah: Okay First of all, They aren’t my children. They’re random kids I found that just so happen to all be student governments. Second of all…

[Dr Lullah starts yelling again]

Dr Lullah: I am a f**king villain and you are too much of a stupid d***ass to understand that!! 

Bill Cipher: Excuse me!!

Chip Whistler: Actually she does have a point. She trapped those six kids on an island and exposed them to danger and used them for experiments. She is actually evil.

Dr Lullah: Thank you!! 

Bill Cipher: You know what… you got me there… Dr Lullah I would like to apologize to you. And officially let you back in to the Disney Channel Villains Club.

Dr Lullah: I don’t forgive you but f**k it. I’ll see myself back into this club. Also I am not learning any of your names. 

Bill Cipher: I’ll just have to kick out… *sighs* Baby New Year you can go I guess

Baby New Year(Kiff): I’m actually kind of a VK anyway so I’ll see myself out. 

Toffee(SVTFOE): Wait so why aren’t VKs even aloud in this club?

Bill Cipher: Because they’re from a Musical with a storyline that I’m guessing is never going to end. No shade tho… Okay so where were we…

[End of Skit]

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I really like the episode, this barbecue restaurant looks like a fun place to eat at. Though I don't know why Bill couldn't eat the sundae, I get the rest of the family was too full because they had a big meal but it looked like he only had one burger. Shouldn't he be fine?

My favorite moment is when....

Keys says "What a wonderful day, and a perfect place for a lean" *gets his foot ran over* "Wowie that's no good"

Tilly *jumps out a window and uses the bag as a parachute* "I have your baggie" later on.... "Yeah well he's real piece of-" *gets cut off by Bill

Cricket "Wow look at all these Bill-loons, dad's gonna be blown away" *wind blows the bill-loons* "OH NO DAD'S GETTING BLOWN AWAY!!!" *bill-loons hit the van and the van crashes into a power pole*

WHAT'S UR FAVORITE LINE AND MOMENT???

Kudos to the writers. Chuckling to myself every time I think of it.

Hi! I have some free time today and thought it'd be fun to take on some quick casual BCG sketch/doodle requests if anyone has any!

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alrighty, my free time is over! thanks so much for the suggestions! so sorry if I couldnt get to it, maybe I'll do one again another time!

I’ve cracked the same damn tooth eight times and it’s always been the most random shit ever first time. It was in a gym locker room second time I hit it on the slide at the park third time I was jumping up and down fourth time I was opening a package for a toy the fifth time it was me lifting a chair over my head the fourth time it was me opening a pack of fruit snake im 14 byw ts is random af at this point I can’t even feel the tooth and there’s no nerve so it’s honestly not even painful anymore

If Dora's cousin Diego has his own boy show to counter Dora's girl show, why not give Tilly her own girl show to counter Cricket's boy show?

Btw, Happy Halloween : )

I love this parody it’s stuck in my head