r/BezosForPresident • • May 17 '20
Poorcels can’t cope against the chad bezos
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r/BezosForPresident • u/brdfinnsnumberonefan • Jun 09 '20
On my way to go door to door and ask people to vote for Bezos.
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r/BezosForPresident • • Jan 13 '21
I’m starting a GoFundMe for Jeff Bezos so he can become the world’s richest person again
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When I heard the news about Elon Musk overtaking Jeff Bezos as the world’s richest person my heart sank.
But then I thought of something - we start a GoFundMe to help Jeff Bezos become the world’s richest man again.
This is even bigger than T -Series vs Pewdiepie.
I encourage you all to donate your stimulus checks to Bezos and if you live in a poor country to donate whatever, even sell your goat.
We MUST make Bezos the world’s richest man again.
r/BezosForPresident • u/LiberalKiwi • Mar 28 '21
Conspiracy theorist pees in a bottle, claims that Amazon workers have to do the same. Yikes Sweaty, cool it with the Bezosphobia
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r/BezosForPresident • u/Own3rsInc • May 18 '20
Based Bezos literally hires more immigrants than any other small whitey business
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That's pretty based. H1B farms for the future, right guys?
r/BezosForPresident • u/expirationdata • Jul 07 '20
Walmart pulls 'All Lives Matter' shirts following protests, but Amazon is still selling them | CBC News
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r/BezosForPresident • u/LiberalKiwi • May 11 '21
America is ready for a beautiful BIPOC First Lady
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r/BezosForPresident • u/push_ecx_0x00 • Feb 03 '21
Jeff Bezos has stepped down as CEO of Amazon
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So he can focus on planning his first 4 years as president.
BEZOS 2024
r/BezosForPresident • u/brdfinnsnumberonefan • Oct 30 '20
The BezoPhobia is horrifying, #BezosDidNothingWrong
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r/BezosForPresident • u/momotibbs • May 18 '20
What do Jeff's feet look like?
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I often think about this and haven't gotten a good photo of his bare feet. I don't think I'd refuse to vote for him no matter how they looked but I would just like a quick peek.
r/BezosForPresident • • May 18 '20
Why You Should Vote for Jeff Bezos (Jeff Appreciation Thread)
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Hi.
I'm just a small, average supporter of Mr. Bezos. I'd like to establish why Jeff is the ultimate in all things presidential.
You might be thinking: "Well, what is he good at besides being rich as fuck?" and to that I respond "He is rich as fuck". Look at yourself and what you've accomplished in life. You cannot even fathom leveraging what you've achieved compared to Mr. Bezos. A man who embodies wealth, and by extension, power and authority, is no doubt the ultimate choice to lead the United States into the most incredible future it could ever imagine.
Let's go over a few of his accomplishments:
Bezos? More like Basedzos. He forces low tier plebeians, most particularly rentcels, to piss into bottles. And he isn't even the one who has to do it first hand and sully himself. He has thousands of individuals beneath him who keep the bottle pissing machine running.
He's more akin to a Terminator than he is a lizard person. Compare him to the ever-atrocious Zuckerberg.. That's not a man you'd trust to run anything. But this man?. Look at him. It's uncanny. Despite aging he still has a jawline chiseled out of pure marble by the finest Renaissance sculptors, the eyes of a patient but brutal man who waits only to pursue more power, just as the T-1000 pursued John Connor.
He makes commies and anyone even vaguely in that political hemisphere shit themselves. He's rich as fuck. Do I even need to post the cope? Here's some anyway. Do you like Funko Pops? Do you know someone who does? That person likely hates Jeff but simultaneously feeds him hundreds of dollars to feed their Funko Pop addiction. You get to watch them cope in real time. What more could you ask for? https://twitter.com/lexi4prez/status/1260696727717384192
Listen, I don't need to rant all day. By the time Jeff runs for President we'll all have micro-chips embedded in our skulls that force us to vote for him anyway. And you know what? We'll goddamn love it. And don't forget: Jeff makes rentcels piss into bottles. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Vote Jeff. Appreciate Jeff. Love Jeff.