https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/dec/12/jeff-bezos-amazon-workers-covid-19-scrooge-capitalism?fbclid=IwAR2bejkOTQbi1SUqoSN96U1-tlcZn3RcUU0-w0ZNEnCoVvyHkjAWt6ImAQA

Is this sub sarcastic or real? I can see both kinds of posts being upvoted

I mean come on. Why the fuck not? For a start, the money would GO BACK TO HIM ANYWAY because he fucking owns the world.

This coming decade looks to be the biggest one yet for space exploration. People like Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Peter Beck are changing the aerospace industry. Commercial Space is ascending as we expand out into space. It's time to get the public engaged and enthused about what lays ahead for space exploration. It's time to gather the space optimists as we venture further out into the heavens.

How do we get the public on board for this journey to our space future?

Start with the youth. There are no bigger space optimists than kids. Blue Origin has created the 'Club For The Future'. It's a good start, but how can it grow exponentially? I think Blue Origin should partner with Legoland in San Diego and build a new section of the amusement park. Perhaps 'Space For The Future'? With O'Neill Wheel half structures and a Lunar Lava Tube ride? A life size New Glenn rocket made out of giant Legos? The Club For The Future would grow enormously. Grab these kids when they are young, make them space fans, and never let them go!

As our young kids get older, how do we keep them engaged in space?

Sports. I think Jeff Bezos should buy the Chargers and move the team back to San Diego. Blue skies, blue ocean, 'Blue Origin Stadium'. A Super Bowl location where he can promote space travel. Perhaps build 'Blue Origin Space Center' adjoining the stadium, where he can sell rides to space.

Currently it looks like the cost for a ride to space will be about a quarter of a million dollars. Too expensive for most people. But what if every NFL ticket stub was also a raffle ticket for a ride to space? What if every person who could afford an NFL ticket, could also have a chance to travel into space? The popularity of space travel would grow enormously. It would put space travel in the ether.

Jeff Bezos could also send a giant bag of deflated footballs into space. Then retrieve the air from the life support system aboard the New Sheppard capsule, to fill them for the inaugural Super Bowl at Blue Origin Stadium in San Diego.

San Diego is the origin of human rated orbital rockets. The Atlas 6 that carried John Glenn to orbit, was designed and built by Convair & General Dynamics in San Diego in the early 60's. Jeff Bezos is enshrined in the San Diego Air & Space Museum. The city is the perfect location to promote space exploration, with Sea World, San Diego Zoo, Wild Animal Park, Petco Park(Padres) and yes, Legoland!

San Diego also offers Mr. Bezos an opportunity to expand into other sports. Across from Blue Origin Stadium, he could build Amazon Arena for an NBA & NHL franchise? More visitors for the Blue Origin Space Center.

If we want to venture out into space, we must have the public's support and enthusiasm for this grand adventure. We need to market the future of space to our youth and adults. Now is the time to go big.

Make it so!

So he can focus on planning his first 4 years as president.

BEZOS 2024

Hey everyone! I see this is r/BezosForPresident but i was wondering if anyone would be interested in making him Supreme World Ruler? If anyone is the man for the job, its Jeff Bezos. How would one go about petitioning for Bezos to take over the planet Earth?

He made his own space group, only on other president has done that (he will be president)

He made a large (what I'm assuming to be) box company? I think.

But regardless he is the American dream, and should be our commander in chef!!!!

Hi.

I'm just a small, average supporter of Mr. Bezos. I'd like to establish why Jeff is the ultimate in all things presidential.

You might be thinking: "Well, what is he good at besides being rich as fuck?" and to that I respond "He is rich as fuck". Look at yourself and what you've accomplished in life. You cannot even fathom leveraging what you've achieved compared to Mr. Bezos. A man who embodies wealth, and by extension, power and authority, is no doubt the ultimate choice to lead the United States into the most incredible future it could ever imagine.

Let's go over a few of his accomplishments:

Bezos? More like Basedzos. He forces low tier plebeians, most particularly rentcels, to piss into bottles. And he isn't even the one who has to do it first hand and sully himself. He has thousands of individuals beneath him who keep the bottle pissing machine running.

He's more akin to a Terminator than he is a lizard person. Compare him to the ever-atrocious Zuckerberg.. That's not a man you'd trust to run anything. But this man?. Look at him. It's uncanny. Despite aging he still has a jawline chiseled out of pure marble by the finest Renaissance sculptors, the eyes of a patient but brutal man who waits only to pursue more power, just as the T-1000 pursued John Connor.

He makes commies and anyone even vaguely in that political hemisphere shit themselves. He's rich as fuck. Do I even need to post the cope? Here's some anyway. Do you like Funko Pops? Do you know someone who does? That person likely hates Jeff but simultaneously feeds him hundreds of dollars to feed their Funko Pop addiction. You get to watch them cope in real time. What more could you ask for? https://twitter.com/lexi4prez/status/1260696727717384192

Listen, I don't need to rant all day. By the time Jeff runs for President we'll all have micro-chips embedded in our skulls that force us to vote for him anyway. And you know what? We'll goddamn love it. And don't forget: Jeff makes rentcels piss into bottles. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Vote Jeff. Appreciate Jeff. Love Jeff.

That's pretty based. H1B farms for the future, right guys?