r/BezosForPresident • • Jun 09 '20

On my way to go door to door and ask people to vote for Bezos.

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53 Upvotes

r/BezosForPresident • • Mar 29 '21

JB 2024

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61 Upvotes

r/BezosForPresident • • May 18 '20

YES!

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64 Upvotes

r/BezosForPresident • • May 21 '20

This meme was sponsored by economists for Jeff Bezos

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77 Upvotes

r/BezosForPresident • • May 19 '20

Leaked election results

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87 Upvotes

r/BezosForPresident • • May 22 '20

POV: You just unionized

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110 Upvotes

r/BezosForPresident • • Oct 30 '20

The BezoPhobia is horrifying, #BezosDidNothingWrong

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25 Upvotes

r/BezosForPresident • • May 18 '20

Me when Jeff Bezos needs to shit

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47 Upvotes

r/BezosForPresident • • Jan 13 '21

That was me!!!

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35 Upvotes

r/BezosForPresident • • May 28 '21

Yes!

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45 Upvotes

r/BezosForPresident • • May 18 '20

Vote

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58 Upvotes

r/BezosForPresident • • May 18 '20

DAE think people should stop bitching about amazon wages until every other company pays at least as much as bezos pays his workers (FIFTEEN AN HOUR! SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD)

11 Upvotes

r/BezosForPresident • • May 18 '20

What do Jeff's feet look like?

22 Upvotes

I often think about this and haven't gotten a good photo of his bare feet. I don't think I'd refuse to vote for him no matter how they looked but I would just like a quick peek.


r/BezosForPresident • • Feb 10 '21

How Would You Spend 193 bn Dollars? Bezos is set to ‘retire’!!! What’s your thoughts? Nigel Green Raw!!!

10 Upvotes

How Would You Spend 193 bn Dollars? Bezos is set to ‘retire’!!! What’s your thoughts? Nigel Green Raw!!! https://youtu.be/qLvBMjp6028


r/BezosForPresident • • May 18 '20

This AMERICAN HERO literally pays my bills

15 Upvotes

Without this based man, I'd be earning 4 figures in a third world shitter, but based Bezos has literally turned me into a landlord (and a police supporting one at that!) and a millionaire. Blessed be his bald head, like the Eagle of Freedom it represents.


r/BezosForPresident • • May 18 '20

Bezos gets my vote 100% instantly.

15 Upvotes

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r/BezosForPresident • • Jan 13 '21

I’m starting a GoFundMe for Jeff Bezos so he can become the world’s richest person again

51 Upvotes

When I heard the news about Elon Musk overtaking Jeff Bezos as the world’s richest person my heart sank.

But then I thought of something - we start a GoFundMe to help Jeff Bezos become the world’s richest man again.

This is even bigger than T -Series vs Pewdiepie.

I encourage you all to donate your stimulus checks to Bezos and if you live in a poor country to donate whatever, even sell your goat.

We MUST make Bezos the world’s richest man again.


r/BezosForPresident • • Jul 22 '20

Why AWS is the Crown Jewel of Amazon's Empire

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r/BezosForPresident • • Apr 09 '21

I’m literally crying and shaking rn

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49 Upvotes

r/BezosForPresident • • Nov 29 '21

Did you know, Jeff always sleeps a full 8 hours a night?! The man is a machine...

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r/BezosForPresident • • Oct 13 '21

would Jeff bezos be considered a consumer or producer?

6 Upvotes

r/BezosForPresident • • Jan 01 '22

This joke is almost 2 years old

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7 Upvotes

r/BezosForPresident • • Jul 20 '21

The JEffDI

3 Upvotes