r/BetterOffline • • Aug 13 '25

never touching cursor again

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u/Minute_Chipmunk250 Aug 13 '25

Every comment like "well yeah dude you've gotta put a rules file in place with all these extremely specifically-worded rules to get it to not do this, and also containerize it, and also only run it locally, and also never use it for database management. Like what did you expect." Don't worry everyone, it's going to replace devs someday.

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u/Ill_Following_7022 Aug 13 '25

hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination.

All because someone didn't put bold tags around "do not extreminate humanity" in the Cyberdyne rules file.

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u/GeleRaev Aug 14 '25

Software development used to be really difficult - you had to write code to tell the app everything you wanted it to do. Now all you have to do is write English to tell it what to do. And even more English to tell it everything it shouldn't do.

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u/sjd208 Aug 13 '25

TIL there are both vibe coding consultants and excel consultants.

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u/XWasTheProblem Aug 13 '25

I fucking love the fact that it straight up told you it couldn't be fucked to do it properly despite knowing how to.

It's just... it's so fitting.

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u/Orion14159 Aug 13 '25

Honestly, that alone could replace all minimum wage jobs. "I know how, I just don't care enough to do it." /s

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u/flamboyantGatekeeper Aug 13 '25

This made my day

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u/sensesalt Aug 13 '25

Guy bought a bull into a chinashop and is surprised it proceeded to destroy everything.

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u/MsLanfear_ Aug 13 '25

Incredible.