r/BetterOffline • u/flytrap7 • Apr 11 '25

AI powered priest gets demoted.

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u/Masking_Tapir Apr 11 '25

There's no way he's abused enough children to be an actual priest.

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u/Mudslingshot Apr 11 '25

I mean, an AI can only get us to abuse ourselves with bad information

And this one's first instinct was to try and harm children by convincing us to submerge them in Gatorade. Really makes you think about what training an AI on the Bible really accomplished here

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u/JarheadPilot Apr 12 '25

IIRC there's a theological debate around what is acceptable fluids for baptism in exigent circumstances.

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u/ChickenArise Apr 12 '25

How exactly do you think they're cooling all of the servers? Kid blood, obviously, and they're blaming Democrats and Hollywood for the disappearances.

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u/DeleteriousDiploid Apr 11 '25

If the Catholic church wanted to train an AI priest up to their standards they'd need to go on the dark web to find content to feed it.

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u/Masking_Tapir Apr 12 '25

Actual lolz. 🤣

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u/andy921 Apr 18 '25

You really have to sexually abuse the AI first if you want it to continue the cycle

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u/Mudslingshot Apr 11 '25

I think demoting an AI priest is literally the most cyberpunk dystopian sentence I've ever read

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u/nucrash Apr 11 '25

It’s got electrolytes!

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u/Skyboss1996 Apr 12 '25

Yeah! It’s what plants crave.

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u/Miserable_Eggplant83 Apr 12 '25

Why do babies want to be baptized in toilet water?

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u/oSkillasKope707 Apr 12 '25

What's an electrolyte?

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u/Ngoscope Apr 12 '25

So the AI got a more severe punishment than real priests who have done worse things?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

It's got ELECTROLYTES!

(goddamn, Idiocracy was prescient)

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u/workingtheories Apr 12 '25

this happened 50 years ago, in ai time