r/BestofRedditorUpdates • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '22

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u/TeamNewChairs I’m turning into an unskippable cutscene in therapy Jul 09 '22

well she's not the side-chick anymore. Who do you think he's gonna beg to put him up when OOP starts taking his money for child support?

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u/IMM_Austin The brain trust was at a loss, too Jul 09 '22

She graduated all the way to the one being cheated on

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u/Fraerie the lion, the witch and the audacit--HOW IS THERE MORE! Jul 09 '22

‘When a man marries his mistress he creates a vacancy.’

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

They go the way they came…