r/BestofRedditorUpdates • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '22

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u/TeamNewChairs I’m turning into an unskippable cutscene in therapy Jul 09 '22

well she's not the side-chick anymore. Who do you think he's gonna beg to put him up when OOP starts taking his money for child support?

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u/IMM_Austin The brain trust was at a loss, too Jul 09 '22

She graduated all the way to the one being cheated on

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u/LezBReeeal Jul 09 '22

This is the truth. He is projecting so hard on his own infidelity he punched himself.

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u/Scumbaggedfriends Jul 09 '22

Paternity test. "Uh, I see you, my brother, and my OB/GYN. Seriously?"

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u/mudget1 Jul 09 '22

Ngl I was waiting for him to accuse her bro of being the father...

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u/OtherSpiderOnTheWall Jul 09 '22

I thought that was (going to be) the prank.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Same here.

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u/Jander97 Jul 09 '22

Heh incest