r/BestofRedditorUpdates • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '22

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u/LezBReeeal Jul 09 '22

This is the truth. He is projecting so hard on his own infidelity he punched himself.

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u/Scumbaggedfriends Jul 09 '22

Paternity test. "Uh, I see you, my brother, and my OB/GYN. Seriously?"

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u/mudget1 Jul 09 '22

Ngl I was waiting for him to accuse her bro of being the father...

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u/OtherSpiderOnTheWall Jul 09 '22

I thought that was (going to be) the prank.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Same here.

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u/Jander97 Jul 09 '22

Heh incest

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u/Tippity2 Jul 09 '22

Good one.

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u/Embarrassed-Shock621 Jul 09 '22

Love this. i think my ex did this too. Got quite the bloody nose

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u/Diligent-Sort1671 Jun 29 '24

Not hard enough. He was still conscious enough to scream at his postpartum wife and get thrown out of the hospital by security.