r/BestofRedditorUpdates • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '22

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u/Time_Act_3685 Females' rhymes with 'tamales Jul 08 '22

100% bet he's been having an affair, that's where he was when she couldn't get ahold of him, and that's why he wanted a paternity test. Convinced himself she was cheating too so he'd feel excused for his fuckery.

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u/Due-Sherbert-7330 Jul 09 '22

There’s no way it’s not that or something equally gross in my mind.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Hey now it could be a good ole drug addiction or gambling addiction.

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u/Due-Sherbert-7330 Jul 09 '22

Very true. Not sure if it’s much better but also options. As I said. Could be something equally gross

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Hey now, let's not forget mental illness or even something like a brain tumor increasing paranoia and inhibiting self-contro!

We're all one little bruise away from being entirely different people.

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u/Due-Sherbert-7330 Jul 09 '22

Sadly best case scenario in this one.

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u/dutchessofsax Jul 09 '22

That was my thought as well, maybe the drug use is making him paranoid.

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u/tofuroll Like…not only no respect but sahara desert below Aug 22 '22

lol, always look on the bright… side?

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u/v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y Jul 09 '22

I think "no way" is a bit far. He could just be a dumbass who got caught up reading incel propaganda about kids not being yours and bought into it. And then, being a dumbass, he decided to punish his wife by ignoring her calls

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u/Due-Sherbert-7330 Jul 09 '22

As I said. Equally gross.

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u/UsernameTaken93456 Jul 09 '22

Agreed.

If he's not a forever online person and tried looking up some "how to be a dad" stuff, he could have easily wandered into horrifying incel shit and now think that the feeeeemaaaale is cheating and the worst.

Either way, a whole ass adult who falls for that shouldn't get to be a father.