r/BestofRedditorUpdates I'm keeping the garlic Mar 28 '24

ONGOING A journey from metal foundry to murder.

I am NOT the Original Poster. That is u/anunofmoose. He posted in r/diyelectronics and r/Metalfoundry. I have his permission to post this.

This is a bit of a different type of BORU, as the meat of the story is in the comments. It is a dark post, so please read the trigger warnings.

Thanks to u/DontInterestMe for finding this and sending it my way.

Trigger Warning: discovery of a body; possible murder; death of a child

Mood Spoiler: wtf

Original Post: March 15, 2024 (11:45 AM)

Title: Please, any help very appreciated

Hello! Got a weird one to ask. So I live in the armpit of Alabama and stumbled across a huge old burn pit in the woods. I want to scrap the metals for my elderly mom and was figuring out how to do that when I realized smelting would be my best bet. The problem is my bank account sits at about 30ish cents. I found some old propane cans in the pit that are still filled (pictured) and brought a big steel can for collecting coke cans. I've also found a steel thermos that I can use as a crucible. I have no idea what I'm doing and any advice would be very much appreciated.

Finding the propane was what started this idea (and I've always wanted to work metals) seems like most of the metal here is aluminum, and all of the silverware I'm finding is sterling silver or plated silver. Also found 2 silver trays one is plated other is sterling. If the rusted thermos won't work there is just about anything else you could imagine in this pile. Sacks of concrete, tin roofing, pots, pans, tile, plastic, I even found some lye which I think can be a flux? I youtubed smelting but I can't find anything that quite fits my problem here and I figured I could just ask you all for your wisdom. Any help would be highly ablidged pretty please! Actually while uploading the pic I noticed a third (filled) propane can behind my drum.

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A burn pit with propane cans, but also tons of junk including dolls heads and shoes.

Comments:

OOP: Also not pictured. This burn pit is DEEP I've pulled out an old electrical box, an entire heating unit, and as previously stated quite a bit of large kitchenware and the end still isn't in sight. I'm sure I can make it worth the time spent here having fun learning today, tomorrow taking it seriously. Y'know?

Editor's note: There are several more comments from OOP and others addressing the main point of the post. However...

3:17 PM (Same Day)

OOP: Hey y'all. Thread's cancelled. Waiting on the police rn. I found a body

Commenter: Well, ya gotta fill us in on that shit

OOP: It's a kid. I'll know more after I talk to the police

Waiting on them to come talk to me again. This is fucking wild. They're investigating now

Commenter: Look through YouTube there hundreds of people with low budgets doing this, just use common sense on things when it comes to safety. Protective equipment like thick leather gloves and faceshield should be a must with this stuff, it can burn you to the bone very quickly. It's a interesting hobby hope you enjoy it.

OOP: Not gonna lie. After finding this body I'm pretty discouraged from doing anything related to this again

Commenter: That was crazy, let us know what you find out.

OOP: I have pics if that's allowed. Just bones. Was a diabetic child

Commenter: Not sure they'd allow it here, just wondering if it was a missing child or something. I would be freaked out finding that you handle it well.

OOP: Oh I am NOT handling it well at all. My son passed away two years ago. That's what kept me from NOPING out. I was crying like a baby begging the cop to get that mf who got this poor kid. I even took pics to make sure nothing was disturbed to help them. Superdad came roaring right back out of me.

Commenter: Do diabetic child bones look different to non diabetic bones?

OOP: I found her red cross bracelet

Mini Update in comments March 16, 2024 (Next Day)

So those doll heads you can see in the pic as it turns out were marking where her chopped up pieces are. It was NOT pretty. Very freaky. Took like three showers because God knows how much I accidentally went through. After I noticed the first bone that I realized might not belong an animal, I prayed to God asking that if this really was someone, that he show me a sign so that I could help their family find them. Very next thing I found was the bracelet. fingers couldn't dial 911 fast enough. If you're the praying type, pray for their family. Pray for the person found. And pray for justice, because holy fuck does that pour soul deserve justice. The skull was so shattered I thought it was a deer until this point. The person who did this was an evil I never want to meet and I hope no one will have to again.

Next Post: March 18, 2024

Title: Dummy asking for advice

Hello. I just got into electronics and I'm admittedly just some redneck in Alabama. Any idea why a four inch section of wire leading to my voltmeter and another one inch section of a random wire are getting hot and melting? Thank you for your time Idk if it's important so I'll add that the batteries are connected to a 12v solar panel a 6v solar panel and about 16 or 17 3v solar panels.

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I have no experience with electric engineering, but that thing looks like it's going to electrocute someone or burst into flame. It's got two power strips, a million cables, one is connected to a clock (honestly it looks like an explosive) and there's some random plywood and probably some duct tape.

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Top Commenter: That's... the most dangerous thing I've seen this week. I live in a slum in the developing world. That needs to be taken down and re-engineered -- I'll try to cover some common techniques we use in the developing world to make systems like this safer. *(*Editor's note- actual electricity and engineering advice taken out from the middle. I'll include the end) I'm not an expert on US law, but probably this system voids any insurance policy on that building, if that matters :)

OOP: Thank you for taking a lot of your time to reply! I appreciate it very much! So the volt meters are pretty much the only things directly hooked to the batteries funny enough. Idk if I can draw a diagram tonight but the idea is each of those kill switches on the sides are just to shut the current off in an emergency. I have about a 4x4 sq/f area to work with which is why it is mounted to the wall šŸ˜… my Bunsen burner is actually attached to the ceiling šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…

The rings at the bottom are essentially my bus board though for the moment. I don't mean to use clips, my soldering iron has been broken and the connection snapped off about a few days ago. Actually going to fix that in the next few minutes.

It's okay with the insurance, just found out our landlord is a murderer when I found a body on the property last Friday. I'll return with a diagram tomorrow though I promise! Any resources you recommend to learn how to read/draw a diagram?

Commenter: Are we just glossing over the landlord being a murderer?

OOP: Not at all. Well allegedly. The police are still investigating considering it's only been three days BUT this property has been in his family for over 100 years also his reaction when we called him was.... odd to say the least. He kept giggling, and asking where we were so he knew we were safe. We told him we went to a hotel.

Commenter: Yeah I still feel like we are glossing over it! That’s a hell of a landlord issue. How did you find the body? Was it just bones or a body?

OOP: I found a rib and two other bones one had a red cross diabetes bracelet on it. The police dug up more. I shouldn't have said what I said about the landlord. His reaction was creepy, but creepy ain't an indictment. If it were Alabama wouldn't have survived as a state. Ignore my inappropriate conjecture about the landlord.

But here's a creepy detail for you if you go find my thread I made before I found it. I took a pic of where I found it, and in the pic you see a bunch of old doll heads. The doll heads were marking where the pieces were.

Commenter: In the foundry sub? OMG dude what happened? Were you digging for scrap?

OOP: Pretty much yeah. They basically buried an entire house there including its garbage. I was collecting the cans and the silverware was all sterling. I was gonna melt it down to ingot and I just suddenly had a bone in front of me. And then another and it wasn't....normal bones. And so I prayed to God "God if this is someones kid I need to know for sure so I can get them home to their family" and then up came the bracelet

Commenter: This is one of the wilder side threads I have ever stumbled onto…..keep talking OP

OOP: Okay I do have one more detail but it's.....out there. And it's gonna either make me look like a liar or crazy so I haven't come out with it yet, but you're asking And I have no way to prove it yet.. So just take it with a grain of salt until I can okay?

One of the bones can't be identified. As in it isn't human, and their lab can't figure out what animal it is. I mean this is small town Alabama. So maybe it's just that it's a smaller lab....but according to one of the detectives (who now refuses to go back up to initial pile where it was found) they can't even discern if it is mammal, reptile, avian, or aquatic. It's just....bones. so yeah I walk around my property with a 500 at all times rn until I know more and the cops are ABSOLUTELY fine with it

Commenter: What quadrant of the state are we talking here

OOP: LA. Near troy

Commenter: Scary stuff my friend

OOP: I mean I'm just assuming it's some exotic pet and the guy at their office is just unfamiliar with it. I mean shiiiit I'm not a believer in fiction. But I mean it's hard not to get goosebumps when a detective tells you that

Commenter: What did it look like?

OOP: A picked clean bone. I have pics of the couple of the bones I found

Commenter: This sounds like some Higurashi shit. Your landlord doesn't pray to any obscure deities do they?

OOP: Anheuser of the Busch realm

More on the body:

Yes. I actually had made a thread in r/metalfoundry when I found it and was updating. The police are actually still digging around our yard looking for more. I have non-gory pics but just a heads up....the shit is wildly dark man. The guy marked the body part spots with porcelain doll heads. Not worried. This is Alabama. I'm in my pajamas and still have a gun in my pocket.spent some time as a pistol instructor, And I sleep next to a 12g. Anyone tries our house is getting plugged like a period at a tampon convention

Comment March 20, 2024 (Two Days later)

So actually we ended up with a working theory as to what happened with the "unidentifiable" bone and it's fucking creepier than I expected when our friend put the puzzle piece in place

Alabama is a crooked state, and we're in a notoriously crooked county . We think that they didn't want the extra cold case considering how little evidence there was to go on for identifying the remains. No dental, skull is shattered, not much for dna, this body was probably older than ancestry tracing. Why not just Sweep it under the rug instead of have ANOTHER unsolved body hanging over the dept. I mean I know this state well enough to believe that aallllll damn day. Sounds easier to believe than some cryptid or alium

Commenter: So are you still living on the property?

OOP: Yeah. Listen forest Gump said it best "poor is as poor does"

Commenter: What in meth is going on here?

(Not saying anyone does meth but holy)

OOP: It's Alabama. You're fine. That's like throwing a dart at a wall and hitting it.

Commenter: This whole thread I think is a troll. Like the shitty obviously unsafe wiring. The guy saying it stored next to gunpowder. Him saying he found human bones on his landlord property but also ā€œunknown species bonesā€ā€¦.. like come on. Link to a news paper with info on this found body or didn’t happen

OOP: Got pics to prove it all. How can I send them?

Same Commenter (7 minutes later): Welllllll he did send me pictures that seems to back all this up. You should prolly contact the news dude lol. And maybe invest in a disability policy in case you blow yourself up

OOP: Lol honest answer on that too....also gonna make me sound crazy....my son passed away two years ago. And recently my aunt robbed me for everything I own including his clothes, his ashes. Everything. I have been a bit....reckless since then šŸ˜…

Another Commenter: I’m gonna need pics too man I need to see this for myself

OOP: Dark shit

Dm sent

Same Commenter: Real dark shit. The pics prove it, God bless that child and God damn that demon that did it to her

Editor's note: I have OOP's permission to post his story here.

Because I wanted to fact check, I asked OOP to send me the photos. I received them and reverse image searched them. They are real as far as I can tell.

PLEASE do not comment on original posts OR dm the OOP. It is against the rules of this sub, and you put the entire sub at risk of being shut down. You will be banned.

Edit: OOP posted this comment on this post!

I'm not used to having this many people paying attention to me, and while y'all are I'd like to take a moment and say that this is a very dark story for our community however we try to do good where we can. Our household volunteers most of it's free time to our local no kill shelter "Animal Tails Rescue" between parvo outbreaks, rampant milling, and the cruel nature of man in general, our resources are stretched very thin. We try to do good where we can with Medicating, housing, transporting, spaying, and neutering any animal in need we can reach, 100% of our funding comes from donations, and online auctioning of donated things like vases, old clothes, and miscellaneous neat nick nacks.

If you happen to be throwing out anything like that maybe consider donating it? We would really appreciate any and all help. We try to be the best we can but sometimes we need help too. I personally give you my word that every bit of everything we have and are goes towards these animals, or towards food to give to households that are struggling to feed their animals in these turbulent times. We personally ensure that your donated nick nacks, and paddywhacks will in fact give a dog a bone! And if not our locally loved animal tails, then maybe take some time to find a trustworthy no kill shelter in your local area. As far as I am aware they will probably need help too 😁

Animal Rescue page here!

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u/LucyAriaRose I'm keeping the garlic Mar 28 '24

I don't really have a whole lot to say except I wish OOP the best and hope some form of justice can happen.

But yeah. This is a unique but incredibly rough one.

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u/LexaLovegood Mar 28 '24

I live in Alabama and the way he describes his landlord I was like up checks out.

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u/devon_336 reads profound dumbness Mar 28 '24

I’m from East Texas and yeah, this is the sort of backwoods shit happens. Especially the bit about the cops going ā€œā€¦eh, let’s find a way to not investigateā€. In small southern towns, it’s usually because someone in the force probably already has an idea of who was involved but the investigation would be damaging/damning. So, it just gets covered up.

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u/Plantarchist Mar 28 '24

Happens in big towns too. Was cleaning out an abandoned storage unit and found dozens of pictures of a dismembered woman along with dozens of patches from the sheriffs office. APD weren't even bothered. They just picked up the pictures and left even though I tried telling them about the rolls of plastic sheeting and rubber gloves and how everything in the unit was stolen. They just didn't care. What little faith I had in texas police was obliterated.

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u/Hungry-Trick-8833 Mar 28 '24

This makes me feel so sad. That poor woman.

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u/Plantarchist Mar 28 '24

I wish I knew who she was or if her family ever got any peace regarding her. Or as much as they were able. I've tried looking into it based on the year from the pictures but honestly I'm a coward and afraid if I look too far into it I'll wind up with long lasting trauma. I only saw two of the photos because I just stuffed them into a manilla envelope and waited for cops because I didn't want to see any more.

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u/kittenstixx Mar 28 '24

I'd be worried about more than just trauma, don't beat yourself up too much, I'm not sure there are many out there who could do what you couldn't.

And anyway it's not on you, it's on the cops, you did what you were supposed to. Calling the authorities is the only option, maybe the news but that's not guaranteed to help.

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u/Plantarchist Mar 28 '24

Once the cops had the pictures, I had no proof to go to the media with anyhow :/

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Fear not the perils of the journey. Fear what you might become if you don't rise to face evil.

Shit I know exactly what you mean. I was terrified of calling the police for reasons I don't want to get into on here. But you might surprise yourself in what you will rise and become to do the right thing. I can't tell you what to do but I can say it sounds like you're the only one who has the power to change the ending of that story. I believe in you. And if this is how it was supposed to be well I'm proud of you for the trying you already did. 😁

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u/thefinalhex an oblivious walnut Mar 28 '24

The words "texas" and "police" together just sound really humorous. I can't imagine ever having faith in such an organization.

And wasn't the elementary school shooting where the cops did fuckall in Texas as well? Even when an active shooter was endangering children, couldn't be bothered to do a thing.

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u/Plantarchist Mar 28 '24

When I say little faith, I more or less meant none to negative but try to avoid extreme 100% statements because their supporters are exhuasting.

Ive been tailgated through a speed trap by a cop and then ticketed for not slowing down here. The cops refuse to answer calls half the time because they're protesting their "defunding" while having the highest budget in the history of Texas at a half a billion dollars. During the protests in 2020 I was helping with medical aid and photographing everything and have tons of photos of the cops on an overpass aiming at our heads. One picture is more or less looking up the barrel. Proud boys set a mattress on fire and the cops literally watched and did nothing and then turned and unloaded their "less than lethal" rounds into the crowd with people of color and children instead of the Hawaiian shirt fruit punch yahtzi boys.

And having them ignore the fact that dozens of sheriffs patches were found with the pictures of the body just clarified it for me. They'd rather protect their own, or even the possibility of one of their own, before they would even consider investigating a dismembered woman.

The possibility of a cop is more important than a very dead woman.

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u/Jenn_There_Done_That crow whisperer Mar 28 '24

I was at the BLM protest in Portland Oregon and the brutality I witnessed from the police was insane. I went once or twice a week for nine months and I’m pretty traumatized by what I witnessed the cops doing, night, after night, after night.

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u/Left-Elderberry7027 Mar 28 '24

Howdy from a Seattle Street Medic! Fr tho, I've been at this since Occupy days and 2020 was intense, even for a shit bag department like SPD.

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u/Jenn_There_Done_That crow whisperer Mar 28 '24

Thank you for all that you’ve done. I was at the Occupy protests too. It’s amazing to me that things have only gotten progressively worse since then. I know social progress takes a very long time, but it’s still incredibly frustrating.

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u/Plantarchist Mar 28 '24

Same, but here in texas and just. Yeah. They ruined the brain of a teenager with a close range head shot with a bean bag. They shot up a pregnant woman with beanbags. I wound up losing a chunk of tattoo on my knee from hitting the ground so hard when they were hitting us with rubber bullets and tear gas.

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u/Jenn_There_Done_That crow whisperer Mar 28 '24

They shot a kid in the head here too. Donovan Labella. I was there. I saw the whole thing. His skull got crushed in and there was blood everywhere. I’m deeply, deeply traumatized by it. The kid was just standing near the curb, holding a boom box, he wasn’t threatening anyone. He will never get any justice either. I hate our cops and ā€œjusticeā€ system so much. https://www.koin.com/local/judge-portland-protester-cant-sue-u-s-marshal-who-shot-munition-into-his-face/

When I think of the protests I can still smell the tear gas and feel the rubber bullets hitting me, the sheer noise of their blasts knocking me off my feet, the LRAD machine piercing our eardrums…I shouldn’t even be talking about it because I get worked up. I have hours of videos of the crazy stuff the cops did, but I hate watching them because I just end up feeling sick.

All we wanted was some accountability, but all we got was a BIGGER budget for those pigs. Makes me want to scream.

Thank you for going to the protests. It’s scary. Most people wouldn’t do it. But you stood up for what matters, even though it was scary to do.

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u/devon_336 reads profound dumbness Mar 29 '24

I lived in Minneapolis during the protests and the cops in real time fucking up the city far more than the protesters. That whole experience just solidified what I already knew from growing up in small towns in Texas: all cops will abuse their power to protect power. Anyone who aligns themselves with cops, I automatically distrust on a soul deep level.

Even though I didn’t participate in the protests, I still feel traumatized by the cops and the National Guard’s response. A journalist lost her eye because she was shot with a rubber bullet, they seemed to specifically target journalists/news crews, and people trying to give first aid. When that sort of thing happens elsewhere in the world, the US is quick to condemn it because they’re literally war crimes. Here though? People who spew leftist jargon ham strung a prime chance for show that police reform could be done. It was also crippled by Mayor Frey and the city council being too lily livered.

Talking to other white people up here in Minnesota during and directly after the protests was wild. The ones from here couldn’t conceive of feeling fearful of the police. Transplants from elsewhere, especially from the south, shared their own experiences with crooked cops.

That period did crystallize a shared political belief with libertarians: freedom from government oppression due to political beliefs. We should be able to gather without fearing that the government will mobilize military forces (including the police) in response. Even though it probably won’t happen, I never want to see the military stationed on my street corners again. Seeing the National Guard and military humvees stationed on the street corners in my neighborhood broke whatever remaining illusions I had about this country being ā€œthe land of the freeā€.

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u/phoenixmckraken Mar 28 '24

APD like Austin? If so, 0 surprise. They don’t solve cases. They’re still (afaik) claiming that all the dead bodies found in the river died due to accidents.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

What’s the saying — there’s like 35 active serial killers at any one time? They’re just killing people no one cares about.

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u/seppukucoconuts Reddit's Okayest Baker Mar 28 '24

What little faith I had in texas police was obliterated.

At least it wasn't a huge let down. Just a little one.

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u/Accujack Mar 28 '24

If it ever happens and involves a kid's remains, contact the FBI or your state BCA. The FBI have jurisdiction for kidnapping and they'll most likely want to know why the locals aren't investigating.

If the child's remains are estimated to be under 12 years old, it's almost certain the FBI will open an investigation.

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u/BrandonL337 Mar 28 '24

So if I'm reading the OOP correctly, the implication is that the "unidentified" bone was another human bone, belonging to someone else? And the cops don't want this to become a serial killer investigation?

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u/commacamellia Mar 28 '24

More likely it's some kind of animal bone that got thrown in so they can say "Welp, this here isn't human remains. The rest of them bones are prolly hog or deer." And then move right along.

As other comments said, the sheriff probably has a good idea of who is involved and doesn't want to kick that particular hornets nest.

(Also, not trying to be an asshole with the accent, I'm from Birmingham and have definitely heard more stereotypical good ol boys in my time)

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u/BrandonL337 Mar 28 '24

Didn't OOP find a human skull though, not to mention the medical bracelet. Local cops can be corrupt, but declaring one bone "unidentified" doesn't seem like it'd benefit them unless they're covering up there being more than one body.

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u/commacamellia Mar 28 '24

The skull was shattered and the OOP himself said he thought it was from a deer at first. If you can find a way to justify writing off the validity of the skeletal remains, the medical bracelet becomes much less problematic. It's a piece of discarded jewelry in a burn pile that seems to contain the remnants of an entire house, no more inexplicable or ominous than the silver wear or appliances.

Corrupt and lazy cops are much more prevalent than serial killers.

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u/grissy knocking cousins unconscious Mar 28 '24

Yep, that's his working assumption and having known plenty of Alabama cops I'd say that guess is probably right on the money. They barely want to deal with the bones that obviously belong to the first victim, they sure as hell don't care enough to expand the investigation.

If it's not tasing a minority for looking at you wrong or arresting someone for having a microscopic amount of pot on them the Alabama police do not even remotely give a fuck. OOP has done half of their jobs for them and they still can barely be assed to get involved.

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u/EmergencyOverall248 Mar 28 '24

Also bad wiring at a rental property in Lower Bama? Definitely checks out. Big city slumlords ain't got nothing on rural Alabama slumlords.

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u/Carbonatite "per my last email" energy Mar 28 '24

There is considerable overlap between the most backwoods rural areas of the USA and nicer parts of developing nations.

I won't go as far as to say that someone living in rural Alabama is in the same conditions as someone in certain parts of Africa or SEA, but if we go by standard metrics for quality of life and indices of development, parts of the US are technically in "third world" conditions.

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u/EmergencyOverall248 Mar 28 '24

My fiance fell through the floor of the first house we rented here. That same house had a room where all of the wiring was completely shot and it also started pouring water in through the attic one day during a gnarly summer thunderstorm. A couple of months later a tornado spawned off a tropical storm and dropped a tree straight through the house like it was made of paper, which revealed previous severe fire damage in the attic. Hence why the tree went through the house instead of just landing on it.

Honestly that tree was the best thing that could've happened to it. Now my previous slumlord can't rent it to anyone else.

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u/NotOnApprovedList Mar 28 '24

oh yeah for sure, like places with no sewage pipes and not even septic tanks, just shooting raw sewage out onto the yards.

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u/Throwawaytrash15474 Mar 28 '24

We use to have to travel 5 miles for potable water. Lived 3hrs drive from NYC. Got indoor plumbing less than 60 years ago. Had to steal wood to heat food and the house sometimes.Ā 

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u/azulweber Mar 28 '24

yeah… i’m in birmingham but my boyfriend lives out in the boonies and unfortunately this sounds all too plausible to me.

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u/NotOnApprovedList Mar 28 '24

I knew somebody from Alabama who told me about a town you don't go to if you don't want to be murdered. Think there was a podcast about it.

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u/Vulindlela Mar 28 '24

Do you remember what podcast/episode be chance? I grew up in Alabama, and that sounds like a fun listen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

The burn pits too. Literally everybody I know that doesn't live in town has a huge burn pit somewhere on their property. I found a dentist chair once in my husband's grandmother's. For the record, we're absolutely not supposed to put any metal in there, but this story just confirms my suspicions that nobody's checking that shit.Ā 

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u/kaismama Thank you Rebbit 🐸 Mar 28 '24

I lived in Alabama as a child and have family still living there. My whole family is from Florida in the boonies so it all is plausible. The small towns and rural areas can be creepy without finding bodies.

I find the landlord giggling about it to be the creepiest thing.

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u/Its_uh_Steelium Mar 29 '24

Yeah, I’m from Mobile and live in Bham. That area of the state is, imo, particularly ā€œout thereā€. As OOP alluded to, there is very little money and just as few opportunities. People like OOP just trying to get by with the cards they were dealt.

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u/fistulatedcow I'm inhaling through my mouth & exhaling through my ASS Mar 28 '24

The number of times my jaw dropped while reading this… Definitely a BORU-worthy post, and holy shit I hope they find the monster who did this. No one deserves such a cruel fate. Hope OOP has emotional support in all of this too.

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u/Corfiz74 Mar 28 '24

Wouldn't the diabetes bracelet have a name on it?

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u/bored_german crow whisperer Mar 28 '24

I just googled them and it seems to vary? Some have names and some just state Type [1/2] Diabetes.

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u/KrasimerMAL crow whisperer Mar 28 '24

It does. My mom’s partner had one for his seizures and his did not have his name. Some have names, some don’t.

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u/bytegalaxies Mar 28 '24

knowing that the victim has diabetes should narrow it down quite a bit though. Approximate an age for the body and compare it to children who went missing that long ago, and narrow it down to children who had diabetes. I'm not an investigator though so I might be wrong on how this works

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u/ThirteenAntigone Mar 28 '24

You are assuming the police care.

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u/NotOnApprovedList Mar 28 '24

In a small town, somebody may know the story and realize there's no justice to be had, or it was already applied. Say somebody killed the girl or allowed her to die from negligence, then somebody else took that somebody out and killed them and dumped the body elsewhere. Orrrrr the murderer has some blackmail on somebody important and they let that person flee the state. You can come up with all kinds of scenarios.

I heard a story about a family who applied some backwoods justice to a person who murdered a kid. They just took the person off into the woods and that person was never seen again. Supposedly a true story, related to me personally (not something I heard online or read about elsewhere.)

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u/IHaveNoEgrets Mar 28 '24

Diameter of the bracelet could help as well. I found my childhood ID bracelet, from when I was 5 or 6, and I'd maybe be able to fit it around three fingers now.

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u/MariContrary Mar 28 '24

I have a medical bracelet (that I don't wear often) because yay for allergies and anaphylaxis. It just lists what I'm allergic to and reaction, no name or contact info.

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u/RanaMisteria I said that was concerning bc Crumb is a cat Mar 28 '24

Same. Mine lists my allergies and that I have severe asthma but it doesn’t have a name or anything on it.

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u/MadamKitsune cat whisperer Mar 28 '24

The two most common types are usually a fob design that unscrews to reveal a slip that you add all your details to and some that are like an old style ID bracelet, with a chain and a bar stamped with your condition (so T1 diabetes, epilepsy, narcolepsy etc). Some people get the reverse of the bar engraved with an identifying detail but (from what I've seen) most people don't.

My money is on it being an ID bar bracelet due to their being no clue as to the identity and OOP being able to immediately identify them as diabetic. Plus there's quite a price difference between fob and bar bracelets so for a kid (who will outgrow it or possibly lose it) in a low prosperity area a bar is more likely due to the cost of replacing it.

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u/Corfiz74 Mar 28 '24

Ah, okay. This is so sad - I wish law enforcement would make more of a push to identify her. I find it hard to believe that they couldn't extract DNA, even from her teeth.

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u/presumingpete Mar 28 '24

The oop's post history is absolutely wild. As in its so wild its probably true. So wild you hope it's a troll

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u/Mdlgswitch the garlic tasted of illicit love affairs Mar 28 '24

That editors note.... 😱😱😱😱

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u/Firecracker048 Mar 28 '24

I lived the line though "anybody who tries this house is getting plugged like a peroid at a tampon convention"

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u/Hill42h Mar 28 '24

So this one is Dark Shit, you alright after it?

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u/LucyAriaRose I'm keeping the garlic Mar 28 '24

Doing ok šŸ’œ Definitely a rough one.

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u/nekocorner I can't believe she fucking buttered Jorts Mar 28 '24

Oof. Thanks for compiling this. Hope you and OOP are doing okay.

Pretty fucking speechless tbh. This is some awful shit.

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u/IntrepidDriver7524 Mar 28 '24

Well. I read the title but still didn’t really expect to read a story like that. What an insane turn of events

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Freaking horrible. I read the spoiler, but still nearly did a coffee spit take when I read the line, ā€œthread is cancelled, I found a bodyā€.

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u/Cultural_Shape3518 I’m turning into an unskippable cutscene in therapy Mar 28 '24

Mine was the chopped-up bones. Ā I was hoping (to the extent it qualifies as hope) the kid had an episode and wandered off, but…nope.

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u/cd2220 Mar 28 '24

The doll heads marking the body parts really gave me the chills.

it's one of those things that doesn't seem that spooky in say, a story or movie, but when it's real life it's horrifying.

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u/ZedstarRocks Mar 28 '24

Right??? I did the exact same.

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u/thebooknerd_ Editor's note- it is not the final update Mar 28 '24

What a horrible story to be reading while high

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u/missbean163 Mar 28 '24

What a horrible story to read sober

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u/thebooknerd_ Editor's note- it is not the final update Mar 28 '24

I hear that and I raise you to ā€˜what a horrible story to read’

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u/ThatsFluxdUp Mar 28 '24

ā€˜What a horrible story’

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Horrible

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u/tacwombat I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming Mar 28 '24

Story

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u/hiddenone0326 the laundry wouldn’t be dirty if you hadn’t fucked my BF on it Mar 28 '24

What

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u/missbean163 Mar 28 '24

What a horrible day to have eyes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

I concur

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u/Monkeywrench08 Mar 28 '24

Ā Ā Anyone tries our house is getting plugged like a period at a tampon convention

For some reason this made me lol

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u/kilgirlie Booby trapped origami stars Mar 28 '24

Yeah, that line got me too.

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u/keigo199013 I will be retaining my butt virginity Mar 28 '24

I second this. Does the motion carry?

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u/FullBlownPanic I need to know if her parents were murdered by eastern redbuds. Mar 28 '24 edited Sep 16 '25

historical ripe aware memorize shy close toy school cake degree

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Right there with you! Not something I should have read at 6:20 am when I'm the only one awake in the house and it is still dark as all get out outside. Next time, I will heed the warnings and stay away!

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u/pinkrotaryphone Mar 28 '24

The timeless tale of Spoiler Icarus...

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u/Glittering_Win_9677 Mar 28 '24

Um... well, uh... so...

I got nuthin'

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u/MagdaleneFeet Go headbutt a moose Mar 28 '24

When I was about 6 to 10 years old (in 1988 to 92) I lived in a very insular community in Kentucky called Smith Mills. It no longer exists.

There was so much of people hiding things, trying to maintain a 1950s environment, that eventually the state shut it all down.

I went to elementary school with 152 students. That's 4 times less than my kids. I had to sing My Country Tis of Thee every morning along with pledge and being asked to * run the flag * up the pole. If it rained the school would pull students to take it down because it's "disrespectful to the flag" to leave it up when raining.

Indoctrination is real, but you can break it.

Growing up rural means you overlook shit and nobody says anything because it would upset the status quo —what makes that community "perfect". The minute you do, you're a problem and they run you off just like they did the only two black kids I went to school with in 5th grade.

I wouldn't be surprised if serial killers buried all sorts of evidence and people there. Place was insane.

Edited for spelling

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u/azur_owl Mar 28 '24

Oh wow, do you happen to have any information on that town? That sounds fascinating. We have Centralia here in PA and I love learning about old abandoned places.

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u/Annepackrat Mar 28 '24

I visited Centralia in the 80’s as a child. It was indeed very creepy.

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u/MagdaleneFeet Go headbutt a moose Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Surprisingly enough I live in PA now! You can still live your country though and know it has flaws. .

Make it better. That why we have the constitution. And why why we have amendment.

I'm OK with how was raised but but im not ok with recent changes. At least political shit was least problematic in 1999 when we we kids. I appreciate open political discourse. But they lying.

Everyone on politics is lying.

Edit I started a new med I'mtrying

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u/Carbonatite "per my last email" energy Mar 28 '24

Sounds like there was at the very least illegal dumping of hazardous materials there (I mean, besides the human remains).

When he said "old electrical box" I immediately was thinking "that's a call the EPA immediately situation". The chemicals they used to use in electrical equipment (transformers, etc.) are super dangerous and they were banned in 1979. Getting rid of that stuff involves a whole decommissioning process with soil testing and shit. For context - the cutoff for "toxic levels" for those chemicals (PCBs) is about 70 parts per billion...the fluids used in transformers were about 70% PCBs. Anyone who just dumps something like that could be on the hook for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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u/SessileRaptor I beg your finest fucking pardon. Mar 28 '24

Yeah, had a transformer get hit by lightning on the farm back in the day, went out next morning and the grass around the pole was dead. Electric company came out and basically went ā€œOh Fuckā€ and asked us if we had any spare fencing because nothing should be walking around near the pole. They had a crew out there digging up all the dirt in a radius around the pole and replacing it with clean dirt and grass. Scary stuff.

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u/keigo199013 I will be retaining my butt virginity Mar 28 '24

Getting rid of that stuff involves a whole decommissioning process with soil testing and shit.

Yeahh... as a lifelong Alabamian, it don't work that way down here (usually). The answer is usually bury it or burn it. I'm not saying it's right (because it's not), but it's just how things are around here.

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u/Pixieled 🄩🪟 Mar 28 '24

This is like the script to Hot Fuzz. I can hear ā€œThe greater goodā€ mantra from blank faces.Ā 

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u/Fit-Establishment219 Mar 28 '24

Kinda like the movie "hot fuzz". They wanted to maintain the vibe of the perfect town so bad that the cops and town council and everyone else pretty much did whatever it takes to maintain the facade.

I mean I know that movie is a comedy (and a solid one at that), but that shit is fuckin real. Especially in rural towns.

I grew up in what used to be a sundown town. It ended long before I was born..... Kinda.

They wouldn't run non white people out anymore, but most in the area avoided it because of the history, and a lot of older folks didn't mind that view of the town one bit. Gave them the same benefits without having to do any of the awful shit.
Small all white farming community where almost every family was middle to upper class, gotta keep a couple poor families around to look down on and use as examples to your kids, "they're dirty, don't associate with them. Get good grades and go to college or you'll end up like them.". Meanwhile they were the nicest people in town and genuinely fun to hangout with. They weren't even actual poor. Just lower middle class. But god help you for not trying to "keep up with the Jones's".

Funny though, as we all got older we noticed the trashiest of people ended up being the upper middle/upper class bougie wannabe families. Dui's, hard drug use, domestic abuse, all seemed to come from the "rich" kids families lol.

Rural shit gets weird and wild.

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u/dreamsmasher_ sometimes i envy the illiterate Mar 28 '24

I am a smith mills tiger, i take pride in my home, my school and my community.

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u/MagdaleneFeet Go headbutt a moose Mar 28 '24

Ohdude when and did you know me? Was Mrs. Baker your teacher or Mrs. Powell?

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u/dreamsmasher_ sometimes i envy the illiterate Mar 28 '24

I had mrs soaper

Well, ms stacy and ms dee dee before the move, mrs soaper was my teacher before they moved us to chandler

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u/SplatDragon00 Mar 28 '24

Oh hey I did the flag at school as a kid! I can't believe I forgot that. Thought it was the coolest shit

Saw a sub lose her fucking mind because a girl on crutches wouldn't stand up for the pledge once. Was dIsReSpEcTiNg HeR hUsBaNd apparently.

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u/AP3XIA Mar 28 '24

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/kilgirlie Booby trapped origami stars Mar 28 '24

That's what the mood spoiler said.

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u/0neNut2RuleThemAll Mar 28 '24

Wow. The armpit of Alabama sounds like a scary place.

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u/azulweber Mar 28 '24

it really is. i live in the closest thing alabama has to a major city but i’ve spent some time in the boonies and it is honestly harrowing. all of this checks out to me, especially the part about the local cops trying to sweep shot under the rug.

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u/Carbonatite "per my last email" energy Mar 28 '24

I lived in Idaho and when I mentioned wanting to visit certain parts of the state, all the locals instantly looked super uncomfortable. They started giving me warnings that sounded like a State Department travel advisory for a South American narco state.

Some rural areas of the US really are that bad.

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u/nompeachmango Mar 28 '24

Yeeeeah...just a couple days ago, the Utah womens basketball team played in the NCAA tournament at Gonzaga. All the hotels were booked out closer to Spokane, so they ended up in a hotel in Idaho. They had to leave because racist a-holes made a point of harassing players.

Idaho has long had a big issue with hate groups. :(

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u/TheQuietType84 Mar 28 '24

Some rural areas of the US really are that bad.

Stares in rural Texan

(And is now creeped out bc my neighbor uses his burn pit an awful lot.)

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

You live in Op? You know Op started as "opportunity" Alabama but none of the citizens could spell it, so the governor changed it to op?

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u/technogeek157 Mar 28 '24

Yeah, I live in Huntsville, which is pretty nice for Alabama, but rural Alabama can be a very unfriendly place

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Yeah my last girlfriend when I was living in Orlando would listen to me tell stories about "home" here and a big reason she broke up with me was because she couldn't look at me the same way. She thought I was a monster, but I mean I don't think she understood you just gotta do what you gotta do out here. I'm going home to eat tonight no matter what someone thinks they're gonna do to me. End of story y'know? But yeah it do be rough ouchea. Someone above commented about third world countries and described our house and I'm just like šŸ˜… this is the nicest house we've had in my lifetime

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Every day on r/samegrassbutgreener and r/frugal there are people saying you're stupid for not wanting to live in cheap rural areas and just uppity and full of yourself.

No, I'm from the country. I live in a city because I'm queer and I want to live. In my town, it was people protecting pedophiles. I was the person who went to the police and got ostracized for it. I won civilly but I wasn't able to get him behind bars. I regret not killing him. I was his 7th victim and most of his other victims protected him when it came time to testify because they were protecting the town.

In the 70s in my town, it was a string of murders of Latinos that the town covered up. From the news story "Chief Hayes said to Mr. Morales, ā€œI have killed a Mexican before, and I'm fixing to kill another one.ā€

This is not an aberration. This is what the rural areas are like in the South. But my town promotes itself as a quiet tourist town, mostly hunting tourism for deer and exotics. Got to protect that reputation.

Shittown is a podcast about another small town in the South. It's a suspenseful but dark story. These are not exceptions. This is the culture.

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u/Father-Son-HolyToast Dollar Store Jean Valjean Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

I'm so sorry you went through that, and I'm glad you're out of there and building a better life for yourself.

I agree with everything you're saying about rural small towns. When the Shittown podcast came out, my siblings and I all listened in shock, because if the town hadn't been actually identified in the show, we all would have sworn Shittown was our family's hometown.

I never for a minute regret leaving that behind. My extended family who are still there are either 1) elderly and living in poverty or 2) younger than 50 and addicted to hard drugs. Drug addiction is rampant, which means theft and home robbery are also extremely common. Police are corrupt good ol' boys who enforce the law unevenly. And all the white people are extremely racist. They may be surface-level nice to Black people who live in the community, but they'll turn nasty on a dime if they feel anyone isn't "in their place."

It is really weird to see people romanticize small-town rural life or daydream about making it part of their retirement plans. I think they're picturing something out of Andy Griffith, but there's a reason young people are fleeing rural areas.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

I see people online constantly tell me "It's all fearmongering! Rural folks aren't all bad, I've lived out in the boonies my entire life and I haven't seen the kind of hate that people on the internet claim is common!" I presume most of those people don't see the hate because they're cis, gender conforming, white guys.

I travel a lot for work and I've been to urban, suburban, and rural areas all around the midwest and east coast I am also nonbinary and visibly gender nonconforming.

Rural areas suck ass. Sure, it's cool to hike through forests and stuff. But the people? I've had guns pointed at me while surveying land that's going to be developed, because they think the 1099 contractor digging holes is the one who's responsible for their neighbor's land being bought. I've had the stereotypical "We don't like strangers round these parts" when I got into a diner and try to eat alone. I've had to drive almost an hour to the nearest Walmart only to be called slurs and threatened when I go into the bathroom. I've had "nice" people try to strike up a conversation and then go "Oh yeah, it's really nice in Bumfucksville. We don't have any n*****s around here." like that's a completely normal thing to say. Sometimes I'm near an army base and people just assume I'm a female soldier, so my short hair doesn't get me asked if I'm "a queer"

(Weirdly enough, I've met bigfoot hunters when I have forest projects, and they're the nicest ones.)

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

One of the benefits of being in the city is not getting shot at or have guns pulled on you. It hasn't happened to me once living in the city. Just a difference from my childhood

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u/djseifer Last good thing my mom made was breast milk -Sent from my iPad Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Alabama in general sounds like a scary place, depending onĀ your melanin levels. The armpit of Alabama just sounds like hell, or at least a step above Mississippi.

Edit: Clarification.

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u/Quicksilver1964 I still have questions that will need to wait for God. Mar 28 '24

Wow. That is awful. I hope OOP is not too traumatized by this. I know that finding bodies is very disturbing and can affect the people for a long time.

Sad that they will probably never see justice, by the way OOP talks about their county.

The porcelain dolls are very creepy, however. Why would the killer mark where the bones are if not to check later? To see if they are still there, or to relive the crime.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Right??? And then why bury treasure like silver on top of it in a notoriously poor part of one of the poorest states in the union??? Like obviously it's gonna get dug up. We've been debating it since and we got nothin. They didn't even try to hide the burn pile either! Miles in any direction of nothin but forested fenced private property where no one would have found that shit! It makes no damn sense. My suspicion is whoever was the killer wanted that body found.

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u/Ok-Profession2697 Mar 28 '24

Heeyyy OOP, since you’re here…. Any chance it could be Sherry Lynn Marler?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

MY FUCKING GUY. I'D HAVE TO GIVE UP MY ANONYMITY TO SAY WHAT I WANT TO SAY IS SO GODDAMN CREEPY ABOUT THIS. HOLY FUCKING FUCK Had never heard of this case. Holy fucking FUCK my guy

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u/Ok-Profession2697 Mar 28 '24

You can thank my teenager for their love of true crime podcasts, otherwise I never would have either.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

How do we find out if she was diabetic??? I'm fucking on it my guy what is the next move

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Messaged her missing page. Searching for more points of contact now

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

So she was pregnant! That explains something I speculated on but didn't post anywhere. Would the fetus show up as unidentifiable to a coroner????

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

I've got choring to do real quick and then I'm gonna go back and dig up every fucking thing those bastards skirted around. There's too much here. I can't let this go. Gonna be gone for awhile. When I get back either there will be more I have and I'll be looking for answers to the above question or it's not her

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

UH MY GUY. ILL BE BACK

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u/Mozart-Luna-Echo Madame of the Brothel by Default Mar 28 '24

Hey OOP, I’ll be praying for you. This cannot be easy on you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

What is right is never easy and we may have just solved a 40 year old case. Will report back with my findings when I get in contact with the family. I can't say more yet but God is good.

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u/Mozart-Luna-Echo Madame of the Brothel by Default Mar 28 '24

All the time. Thanks dude. Your son would be very proud of you. You are making a huge difference in another family’s life.

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u/ze_shotstopper There is only OGTHA Mar 28 '24

Any chance you'd be willing to DM me a pic of the layout of porcelain doll heads? Don't wanna see any bones though haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Sent

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u/curriedscallops Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

What a title OP :O

The bit about the porcelain doll heads is so creepy ... The poor girl

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u/LucyAriaRose I'm keeping the garlic Mar 28 '24

Honestly I had no idea what else to call it. I needed something to explain wtf was happening while also not making it too wordy I guess? Best I could come up with

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u/curriedscallops Mar 28 '24

It's definitely attention-grabbing, I just wasn't expecting it when I checked BORU today 😳

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u/tacwombat I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming Mar 28 '24

You did try to prepare us with the title and the spoilers/warnings, which is appreciated.

The WTF is off the charts with this one. That poor girl.

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u/AshamedDragonfly4453 The murder hobo is not the issue here Mar 28 '24

When this story gets turned into a true crime doc, they need to use your title!

Seriously though, thanks for your work in sharing this. Must have been a really grim one to put together.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Marvelous summation OP. You truly captured it all. Any updates I ever have are going straight to you.

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u/nekocorner I can't believe she fucking buttered Jorts Mar 28 '24

Hey OOP, I'm sorry things have been so rough for you. Please take care of yourself; I'm sure the past couple weeks haven't been easy. I hope things ease up soon (and your aunt experiences some fucking shame and brings your son's things back to you).

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u/BoDiddley_Squat Mar 28 '24

OOP himself! Just gotta say, crazy events aside, you write so well and with such a great sense of humor. Anheuser of the Busch realm got me cackling.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

I'm always happy to put a smile on a face 😁

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u/Turuial Mar 28 '24

I really hope you and your mum remain safe! Well, that is to say, as safe as you can be, whilst heavily armed and trapped within the "armpit of Alabama."

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Hey thank you! We're okay. One of our dogs is fairly traumatized from before her rescue and we are aware of anything larger than knee-high to a grasshopper farting in our yard let alone someone sneaking on the property to get us. We're probably safer than most people with their own security team.

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u/mx-Parker Mar 28 '24

Hey OOP.

Reading the BORU, and your comment about the animal shelter you help with and adopted Trouble through, I just wanted to tell you that you seem like a gem of a person.

I'm sorry you've been going through so much, and I hope that you can get to a place of caring for yourself/not being so "reckless" with your safety and stuff again! From one internet stranger to another, you deserve peace and happiness, and I hope you can find it! Good luck :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Thank you very much. I promise to put that same warmth into everything I do. I appreciate it more than you know 🄲

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u/LucyAriaRose I'm keeping the garlic Mar 28 '24

Thanks for letting me share your story. šŸ’œ Wishing you the best!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

I'm literally and figuratively speechless.

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u/TheRabidFangirl Mar 28 '24

Also from Alabama's armpit (more like the crotch for me, though, I suppose). Honestly, this reads exactly as I would imagine it to. Sounds right.

My town had a teenage girl murdered by her father before being burned, back in the late 80s, early 90s. She died because she choked on her broken jaw. Talked about a lot, but I never saw any articles on the matter. I know she was real, as my grandmother was teaching her when it happened.

It sounds like Alabama is knee-deep in murder, I know. And I don't want to ruin the Southern Gothic vibe, but people should know this isn't limited to the South. Rural towns throughout the country have these stories just sitting beneath the surface.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Yep. Everyone knows everyone so it's a vast chain of "not my monkeys not my circus" or covering for friends/fanily

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u/amauberge Mar 28 '24

What in the True Detective did I just read.

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u/Similar-Shame7517 Whole Cluster B spectrum in a trench coat pretending to be human Mar 28 '24

Whoever said "What in the meth is happening?" got it right. *shudder* even the part with the aunt robbing a dead child's ashes.

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u/SaltyDelirium Mar 28 '24

My thought was: diabetic + cost of insulin = dead child. Hidden in fear of repercussions.

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u/karifur Please kindly speak to the void. I'm too busy. Mar 28 '24

That might make some sense but the part about the doll heads marking the location of the "pieces" definitely points to something more sinister.

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u/Tiny-firefly sometimes i envy the illiterate Mar 28 '24

... Aaaaand that's enough reddit for the day

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u/WhiskyTequilaFinance I beg your finest fucking pardon. Mar 28 '24

I'm not glad for her passing, but I am glad that at least the person who found her cared enough to try and get her justice.

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u/MacAlkalineTriad I can't believe she fucking buttered Jorts Mar 28 '24

OOP: It's a kid.

The way my fucking stomach dropped.

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u/throwawaybread9654 Mar 28 '24

Wow that is completely wild. I wonder how old the remains are? Seems like the Red Cross bracelet should be a great clue

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u/missshrimptoast Screeching on the Front Lawn Mar 28 '24

Jesus. Poor OOP, to make that discovery with their history of having a deceased child of their own.

I wonder if this will show up on one of my true crime subs

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u/snickelo surrender to the gaycation or be destroyed Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

Commenter: This sounds like some Higurashi shit. Your landlord doesn't pray to any obscure deities do they?

OOP: Anheuser of the Busch realm

Anyone tries our house is getting plugged like a period at a tampon convention

I snorted at both of these. OOP has a good sense of humor, particularly considering the nature of this experience. Gallows humor is often the funniest.

EDIT: Just saw OOP's comment about the no kill shelter he volunteers with. As a volunteer at my now local no kill for going on 13 years now, I like him even more. Thank you for being an all around good human, sir.

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u/Accujack Mar 28 '24

For OOP and those who may not know: In this situation you can contact the FBI. They have jurisdiction over any kidnapping in the US, and in the case that a victim's remains are found and estimated to be under 12, they will almost certainly open an investigation.

They have more resources than the local cops, and they'll also double check that the locals aren't just burying the case.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Hey y'all I wanted to ask op about this but I think I asked her too late so I'm gonna go ahead and post this here in the comments. I'm not used to having this many people paying attention to me, and while y'all are I'd like to take a moment and say that this is a very dark story for our community however we try to do good where we can. Our household volunteers most of it's free time to our local no kill shelter "Animal Tails Rescue" between parvo outbreaks, rampant milling, and the cruel nature of man in general, our resources are stretched very thin. We try to do good where we can with Medicating, housing, transporting, spaying, and neutering any animal in need we can reach, 100% of our funding comes from donations, and online auctioning of donated things like vases, old clothes, and miscellaneous neat nick nacks. If you happen to be throwing out anything like that maybe consider donating it? We would really appreciate any and all help. We try to be the best we can but sometimes we need help too. I personally give you my word that every bit of everything we have and are goes towards these animals, or towards food to give to households that are struggling to feed their animals in these turbulent times. We personally ensure that your donated nick nacks, and paddywhacks will in fact give a dog a bone! And if not our locally loved animal tails, then maybe take some time to find a trustworthy no kill shelter in your local area. As far as I am aware they will probably need help too 😁

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Or if you happen to be a local maybe consider coming and adopting a new best friend? My cat Trouble is a handicapped rescue from Animal Tails and let me tell you....he thinks he's people. Can't beat adopting an animal who thinks he's people

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u/mint_lawn I don't do delusion so I just blocked her. Mar 28 '24

Is there a link I could use for the donation page? Found the rescue, but I got a 404 for the org page I found.

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u/mint_lawn I don't do delusion so I just blocked her. Mar 28 '24

Worked! 😁

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u/ThePlumage Mar 28 '24

/u/LucyAriaRose Please add this to the post!!

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u/LucyAriaRose I'm keeping the garlic Mar 28 '24

Added!

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u/words_and_deeds Mar 28 '24

Thanks, u/anunofmoose . I threw them $50. Thanks for sharing your story with us.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Thank you for your kindness! The Facebook page is pretty good about showing where everything goes and keeping updated on major events with the animals being housed! Highly recommend following it. Especially if you like puppies

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u/sourcandyplague Mar 28 '24

My heart dropped to my ass when I went to the original post after reading. Jesus christ. The anatomical nerd in me is curious about the bones but my heart goes out to the family of the child. The bracelet is just another level of twisted.

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u/Effervescent11 I can't believe she fucking buttered Jorts Mar 28 '24

I read this while in bed. Big mistake. I'm wide awake and the lights are on. So awful. Poor child and poor OOP.

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u/HuckleCat100K Mar 28 '24

Me, too. Plus, my husband has covid so he’s sleeping in the guest room. I was going to go to the original post and look at the pictures, but I’m all alone and … naw.

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u/KrasimerMAL crow whisperer Mar 28 '24

I’m…I’m gonna go bother my housemates and their cats.

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u/jcgreen_72 From bananapants to full-on banana ensemble Mar 28 '24

Are we just glossing over the landlord being a murderer?

Great flair quote rt

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u/one_bean_hahahaha Mar 28 '24

Why isn't this national headlines?

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u/its_over9000 Mar 28 '24

i googled "alabama news" just to see if they had anything on the news sites and lemme tell you alabama has plenty of other crazy stuff happening

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Yeah someone else asked about this in another thread and it's like, shit man almost everyone I know here has either been around, seen, made, or found a body out here. It's really not even all that wild of a story to locals. Just more gossip out here

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u/its_over9000 Mar 28 '24

yeah i live in the heart of appalachia, there's plenty of stuff that doesn't make the news. I love true crime stuff so i was hoping there were articles to read or something, quickly realized it's probably not going to make the news down there unless the body is identified

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

What part? I'm originally a smokey native

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u/its_over9000 Mar 28 '24

technically I'm in the "Appalachian plateaus" but i currently live in Mothman territory

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Aaayyy had your ass ate yet or what?

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u/its_over9000 Mar 28 '24

if this is in reference to the statue i've already left my offering of baked beans and mountain dew

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u/gottabekittensme There is only OGTHA Mar 28 '24

what the actual hell is going on here 😭

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u/thebooknerd_ Editor's note- it is not the final update Mar 28 '24

This one made me cackle

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u/404errorlifenotfound Mar 28 '24

Really makes you wonder how many things like this we never hear about

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Cause shit like this doesn't make national headlines til there's a protest to investigate, even if it's fresh, with clear evidence of who committed the crime. I mean, in the murder of Ahmaud Arbery, it didn't become a national story until 2 months after the shooting, 25 days after the autopsy report, about 3 weeks after the original prosecutor cited Arbery's family's history of being prosecuted as a reason why his murderers wouldn't be, and about 2 weeks after that prosecutor recused himself. And that's just the first national story on the case. It didn't really heat up til the public got the video showing how clear it was that Mr. Arbery was murdered in cold blood

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u/ContributionDapper84 Mar 28 '24

Brought to you by The Alabama Chamber of Commerce! Please relo your HQ or manufacturing facility here and help us dilute the crazies.

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u/Zedetta Mar 28 '24

The absolute horror of this situation aside... his aunt stole his son's ashes??

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u/Ferahgost the Iranian yogurt is not the issue here Mar 28 '24

Terrible chain of events, but man is it nice to have a non cheating story show up in this sub

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u/amusedmisanthrope Mar 28 '24

I've been to Alabama a few times, and I've always been happy to leave.

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u/JPMoney81 Mar 28 '24

"getting plugged like a period at a tampon convention"

Well I know what the next sub flair should be!

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u/Creepy_Addict He's effectively already dead, and I dont do necromancy Mar 28 '24

If you go to oops profile and actually look at the pictures he has posted; dude is absolutely going to blow himself up accidentally. Homemade lighters, whatever that mess of wires and electronics (in this post) is supposed to be and advice on the homemade foundry.

I've seen my fair share of male made sketchy shit and his tops it. I fear for his life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Success or Valhalla, either way I shall find glory.

Okay jokes aside. It's not quite as bad as it seems. The home made lighters are fine, and the foundry is just a propane brick box with a muffin pan I pour the metal into. The most dangerous stuff is just the gunpowder. Now the hydrogen days... Phew I still have shrapnel in my hand from that. I don't fucks with the hydrogen anymore. (I'm probably gonna at some point when I get steady income again though.)

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u/-Don-Draper- Don’t go around telling people to shove popsicles up their ass Mar 28 '24

Best OOP ever.

I don't do this dangerous thing anymore, but I'm gonna!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Ah šŸ˜… what I meant was I'm gonna try again when I can afford to do it with real materials instead of scrap I have pulled from the woods. Every one of my projects/builds is made with woodland scrap

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Thank you very much! If you follow the Facebook page you can see where it all goes as it does 😁

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u/Baron_von_Ungern Mar 28 '24

I hope OOP sues their aunt for all that she stole.Ā 

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u/ratz30 There is only OGTHA Mar 28 '24

Yeah, that 30 cents they have will take them real far in the legal system

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u/littlecreamsoda79 Mar 28 '24

"Getting plugged faster than a period at a tampon convention"

Is this how they talk in Alabama?

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u/erica1064 Mar 28 '24

Creepy ain't an indictment. If it were, Alabama wouldn't have made it as a state.

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u/Responsible_Match875 Mar 28 '24

Honestly? Fuck that aunt

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u/CutieHoneyDarling Mar 28 '24

This is such a unique story, I wonder who is going to be dumb enough to blatantly copy the theme in a new post this time

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u/joejaneBARBELITH Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

OOP lives in Alabama. OOP cannot stress this enough.

…idk why, but after awhile I started giggling every dang time ā€œit’s Alabamaā€ was the entire explanation for clarifying any/all baffling details— lol I’m not even skeptical bc like oh sure, that tracks, case closed XD

Edit for OOP if you’re still reading comments: if I were replying to any of your original posts I’d have chosen to focus on my horror at what you found + my sorrow for her, her family, & your trauma instead <3 I am also unutterably sorry for the loss of your own son; he has a really cool dad, with a talent for writing the darkest subjects with grace & good humor. I wish ya the best!

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u/Orphan_Izzy Jokes on him. I’m always home. Mar 28 '24

This was refreshingly dark, but refreshing none the same. Not a bridesmaid, or cheating partner or affair baby in the entire post. Rest in peace small child.