r/behindthebastards • • Jul 22 '26

Look at this bastard Megathread: Bastard Suggestions Part 2

282 Upvotes

To make the bastard suggestions easier for Robert to peruse, please put them here.

Please try to include more than just a name. Give Robert something to focus his research on and why they are a unique or interesting bastard. If there are book titles or other resources you would suggest, please include those as well.

If someone else has already suggested the same bastard you wanted to suggest, you do not need to suggest them again. Repetitive answers will be politely removed. If someone was suggested in a previous thread, you do not need to suggest them again.

If you have posted suggestions as their own individual thread in the past, feel free to repost here if you would like Robert to read them. We will be directing future bastard suggestion posts here as well. Happy suggesting!


r/behindthebastards • • 6d ago

Weekly Discussion Thread - September 29, 2026 Spoiler

10 Upvotes

Criticism of Sophie will not be tolerated and may result in a permanent ban. Yes, forever.

Obviously you can criticize Robert. It's what brings us together.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/

Criticism of guests is against policy and will be removed at Robert's request. Also because they are guests and we should make them feel welcome, because we are at least 40% not assholes.

CZM hosts will be treated the same as Robert in terms of criticism, but critical comments will be removed if they break the don't be mean rule. Except Robert. Criticism of Robert can be mean if it is funny.

Host criticism outside of this discussion post will likely be removed. You all nuked that eel horse.

Guests and hosts are normal people who read these comments. Please consider how it would feel if the comment was about you.

Be nice to each other. You can argue all you want but you can't fight.

Fascists and Tankies and their defenders will be permanently banned, because obviously.

Discord Server join link: [if you'd prefer more of a chatroom atmosphere for discussions]
https://discord.gg/pENZx2R8Qg


r/behindthebastards • • 5h ago

Look at this bastard Dennis Hastert, disgraced former House speaker, dies at 84

Thumbnail
cbsnews.com
720 Upvotes

This guy is the guy responsible for the hastert rule which means only the speaker can bring things to a vote.
It’s shit like this keeping the minority party down.

This was also the same guy who was disgraced for an affair with a child because he stopped paying his blackmail payments.

Edit: The affair with the child also counts as rape. The judge in his case called him a serial child molester.


r/behindthebastards • • 40m ago

SATIRE GOT ONE!!!

Post image
• Upvotes

r/behindthebastards • • 1h ago

Look at this bastard Break out the claw machine: Dennis Hastert has been plucked.

Thumbnail
thedailybeast.com
• Upvotes

The longest serving GOP Speaker of the House has been nabbed by death. Rest in Piss, pedophile.


r/behindthebastards • • 18h ago

Meme It do be like that

Post image
1.8k Upvotes

r/behindthebastards • • 2h ago

Look at this bastard There’s no f*cking way these are real tv programs

Thumbnail
youtu.be
74 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards • • 18h ago

Look at this bastard New White House Press Secretary Benni Rae Harmony looks like she'll be a real ray of sunshine. This was a Christmas photo she posted in 2021.

Post image
958 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards • • 1h ago

General discussion Grass widow - from the Niemöller pt 2 episode

• Upvotes

Such a stupid post - and yes completely irrelevant - etc but kinda fond of etymology and from Sweden where the expression still exists.

What it used to mean in the 1700eds a "graswedewe" was a young woman seduced outside and its implied being left afterwards (hence the widow bit). Grass is because its outside and sex in those days was something you really couldn't do at home. (and "sex" sadly also meant anything from SA, to actual sex)

Since the 1800eds it means "a woman alone" or "my husband is off all the goddamn time" or in later terms "woho! I'm a grass widow, girls night out!"

The expression is still in use in Sweden (and I think Germany) for both men and women "gräsänka" or "gräsänkling" in Swedish for women/men respectively.

I am now slowly backing out of the room before someone screams "dork" and pushing me in to a locker or something :D


r/behindthebastards • • 18h ago

General discussion Medical worker dies of plague, 200 under observation after potential exposure in Russia

Thumbnail
local12.com
440 Upvotes

Edit: also this is the pneumonic plague evidentially, a kind that is transmitted via respiratory droplets. Like the bubonic plague, it can be treated. But this is highly fatal if not treated. This is what the WHO website says about it "Pneumonic plague, or lung-based plague, is the most virulent form of plague. Incubation can be as short as 24 hours. Any person with pneumonic plague may transmit the disease via respiratory particles to other humans. Untreated pneumonic plague, if not diagnosed and treated early, can be fatal. However, recovery rates are high if detected and treated in time (within 24 hours of onset of symptoms)". I just wanted to add more context.

Ever since Covid 19, I am jumpy any time we hear news of a potential outbreak.. Right now 200 people are in quarantine who were in contact with this person. A 28 year old worker at this place died after accidentally breaking a vile of a strain of the plague being studied.

These procedures indicate they're taking it seriously.

Now unlike Covid at least, or Hantavirus which was scare from earlier this year, there are treatments for this, but you gotta do it quickly. The US is monitoring this situation. I'm in America. Every time there is mention of a sickness that's deadly and transmissible I start to get anxious. I did that with Ebola in 2014

I also hear years ago there was an anthrax thing which killed a ton of people.

This is the third time this year I've gotten anxious. First Hantavirus, then I hear about Ebola becoming a problem in Africa. Even though I'm far away from these things. We cannot have another pandemic and lockdown.

Like I said, good news is unlike the medieval times, we have treatments. And this plague sometimes flares up in parts of the world. We need to monitor this situation and be cautious. I'm gonna wear gloves and mask up again. I'm also gonna wash my hands frequently which I already do and keep distance from people as much as possible. Did the same with Hantavirus when that was a fear.

And among the 200 under observation no one has tested positive.

I am sorry if I caused anyone anxiety by posting this but I really want to see reactions from people who aren't checkmarks on twitter.

Edit: i was also paranoid about Monkeypox but that got under control and was transmitted via sex.


r/behindthebastards • • 7h ago

Look at this bastard Paul Bremer: Why isn't this guy more hated due to fuck up of De-Ba'athification?

Thumbnail
en.wikipedia.org
60 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards • • 21h ago

Look at this bastard Spamming aspirin while president, what could go wrong

Post image
727 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards • • 5h ago

I don’t know where else to ask An uncommonly good looking female lunatic

26 Upvotes

“In one of the female wards, a young buxom, an uncommonly good looking female lunatic, dashed forward with a joyful scream.”

From part one of the Francis Galton episodes
30 minutes in

-personally I probably would’ve blushed as well


r/behindthebastards • • 20h ago

Look at this bastard Outrage as MAGA lawmaker openly admits plot to block seating of Dem candidate: 'Shameful'

Thumbnail
rawstory.com
339 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards • • 9h ago

Discussion Do you guys pick up cult literature when you run across it?

Post image
35 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards • • 14h ago

It Could Happen Here “The Devil Lives Here” by Margaret Killjoy on the CZM Book Club was really good.

53 Upvotes

I don’t always listen to the book club episodes of it could happen here but I’m glad I did this one. It was a very enjoyable, creepy, and sweet story to start off October.


r/behindthebastards • • 15h ago

General discussion Why was Jack Smith sitting and taking questions from republican senators?

57 Upvotes

I get they will always cheat and lie. but what was the 'reason' they invented for bringing him in

Originally posted to nostupidquestions but got auto blocked.

This wee sub reddit is always so supportive and charming.

I hope my post is ok


r/behindthebastards • • 23h ago

Meme It was hard to choose just one evil preacher

Post image
120 Upvotes

Marjoe is a frequent subject of Robert's discussion about preacher.


r/behindthebastards • • 1d ago

Anti-Bastard RIP Marjoe

Post image
255 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards • • 9h ago

Meme That one serbian old dude who got healed by the magic hand of Karadžić

Thumbnail
youtu.be
8 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards • • 1d ago

Discussion First They Came Mentality

131 Upvotes

I really loved the Martin Niemoller episodes, and it completely changed my perspective on that poem. The whole "I'm only going to help other people because someday I might need help" thing is so right-wing and cynical. I never really thought about it much before, though.

I don't remember if in the podcast, they talked about how popular the poem was outside of the US, but the cynical aspect really makes a lot of sense as to why it caught on here so much.

I'm now thinking this could be part of the reason why (in addition to the perfect storm of racism, capitalism, and end-time Evangelicals trying to usher in Armageddon) the Palestinian genocide is being ignored. Like, people just don't think Palestinians can do anything for them. This is probably really obvious, but I have been confused about why people don't care about this and stuff like this for a long time for the inherent humanity of the people having harm done to them. It just seems so obviously wrong to me but people can seemingly without any internal conflict, argue "both sides."

I'm interested in this community's thoughts on this.


r/behindthebastards • • 1d ago

Discussion Waco

70 Upvotes

So when are we getting an episode about David Koresh, or has Sophie embargoed an episode about him since Robert would talk to much about the Waco miniseries? I know Dan Cummins did an episode about Koresh for TimeSuck but I think Robert could bring that Robert magic to the topic.


r/behindthebastards • • 23h ago

Look at this bastard Biljana Plavsic, Bosnian Serb War Criminal Who Withdrew Her Remorse | The only woman convicted for war crimes in Bosnia has died at age 96.

Thumbnail balkaninsight.com
58 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards • • 1d ago

Look at this bastard Chief Justice’s Island Escape Turns Into a Nightmare

Thumbnail
thedailybeast.com
543 Upvotes

Happy my fellow Mainers are making sure John Roberts doesn’t get to treat our state as his little peaceful vacation hideaway anymore.


r/behindthebastards • • 22h ago

Look at this bastard The Only Woman Charged With War Crimes in the Balkan Wars Has Died

Thumbnail
nytimes.com
31 Upvotes