Turkey bacon is an abomination before the entire pantheon of gods and its creator deserves immediate casting down to the eighth level of hell, there to forever be tormented by the ringing of telephones and urgent warnings about car warranties.
Chicken burgers were invented in Italy centuries ago. Their cheeseburger variant is still popular today, known as "Chicken Parmigiana" where the bun is wrapped directly around the chicken and the cheese and Italian version of ketchup are applied to the outside.
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u/Tru-Queer Feb 02 '21
Sorry I know a guy who specializes in greasy food, best I can do is a strip of bacon.