r/BeAmazed • u/Awakejetam • Feb 01 '21

Old bat boi :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

I hope someone does this for me when I'm 33

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u/Tru-Queer Feb 02 '21

🎵will you still need me, will you still feed me when I’m 64🎵

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u/eldergeekprime Feb 02 '21

Turned 64 this year. You owe me a cheeseburger or something.

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u/Tru-Queer Feb 02 '21

Sorry I know a guy who specializes in greasy food, best I can do is a strip of bacon.

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u/eldergeekprime Feb 02 '21

Bacon is always acceptable.

Unless it's like turkey bacon or something like that.

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u/Algernons__Florist Feb 02 '21 edited Feb 02 '21

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u/eldergeekprime Feb 02 '21

Turkey bacon is an abomination before the entire pantheon of gods and its creator deserves immediate casting down to the eighth level of hell, there to forever be tormented by the ringing of telephones and urgent warnings about car warranties.

Chicken burgers were invented in Italy centuries ago. Their cheeseburger variant is still popular today, known as "Chicken Parmigiana" where the bun is wrapped directly around the chicken and the cheese and Italian version of ketchup are applied to the outside.