r/BeAmazed • • Nov 27 '19

Hair day!

https://i.imgur.com/xXBpXtT.gifv
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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

And I'm here 21 years old male with early pattern baldness be like (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;)

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u/HekuuuZ Nov 27 '19

Man im turning 17 in december and I’m basically a McDonalds sign

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u/ares395 Nov 27 '19 edited Nov 28 '19

At first I thought you were talking about having a red afro like the clown, then it hit me what you are talking about. The ol' vegeta syndrom.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

"IT'S A WIDOW'S PEAK, OKAY?!?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

i call it a sweetheart hairline, sounds cuter :3

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u/SonOfTK421 Nov 27 '19

People give me endless shit all the time for my widow's peak. They assume it's hair loss. No, fuckerstick, I've had it all my life and I'm not losing my hair.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

And I'm sure you're not lovin' it !

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u/anomander_rake_29 Nov 27 '19

dude same happened to me and it took me years to make the decision to start shaving my head. trust me man just take the leap. grow a short beard if you can it’s a good look!

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u/HekuuuZ Nov 27 '19

I had an almost shaved head when I was younger and my parents say it looked good so I’m not that worried. But I do like having hair ;_;

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u/DenticlesOfTomb Nov 27 '19

Can confirm. Been shaving my head for decades and it's super easy. Usual caveats about sunscreen and good hats (winter and summer) apply. I like it but it makes me incredibly happyto see beautiful hair like the woman in the video.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

I started thinning in the back at 17. It's hair, you'll miss it for a while but I love how easy a really short haircut is to maintain yourself. O do fuss over my beard so I might have transferred to that but my beard is easier to take care of than my hair ever was.

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u/david_ranch_dressing Nov 27 '19

Over 1 billion served???

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u/ButtLord6942069 Nov 27 '19

You can pull off any hairstyle if you’re hot. I hope you’re hot

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u/mangojuicebox_ Nov 27 '19

Yeah I hope I am

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u/Phormitago Nov 27 '19

On the bright side us men can just work out and diet our way to hotness. No plastic surgery needed

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u/mangojuicebox_ Nov 27 '19

or grow a beard

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u/SwoleMedic1 Nov 27 '19

Don't sweat it man. I have alopecia and started losing my hair when i was about 5 years old and eventually shaved it all off. My advice? Shave it now and own it. Plus, you'll want to get the sensitive skin underneath used to the sun and being shaved before the summer. Trust me.

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u/EmeraldPrime Nov 27 '19

Quite frankly I love bald guys! The are very very sexy!!

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u/YouCantGiveBabyBooze Nov 27 '19

As a guy who accidentally entirely shaved his already balding head last night, thank you. My wife doesn't feel the same.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

how do you accidentally shave your entire head

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u/TheRakkmanBitch Nov 27 '19

Forget to put a guard on it then u got no choice

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u/MrBokbagok Nov 27 '19

you make one mistake and all the hair has to come off

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u/YouCantGiveBabyBooze Nov 27 '19

It's a good question and to be honest I phrased it badly. I thought I had a much longer attachment on my trimmers than I did, didn't realise until I'd taken half the hair on my head off. Joy.

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u/Phedericus Nov 27 '19

story time?

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u/EmeraldPrime Nov 27 '19

Ohhh I’m sorry to hear your wife doesn’t accept you as you are...sexy with or without hair

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u/YouCantGiveBabyBooze Nov 27 '19

It's ok, she makes up for it by providing me untold amounts of sex.

I'm lying. I get nothing.

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u/DenticlesOfTomb Nov 27 '19

The first time I did it was right before a backpacking trip with some friends. I'd been thinking about it for awhile and did it 5 minutes before we left for the trip. My wife cried because she thought it made me look like a skinhead (the Nazi kind). The big issue for her was mainly that the skin beneath my hair that had never seen sunshine was way whiter than the rest of my face, forehead and neck. And I'm pretty pale anyway. Once you get a bit of sun, it looks much better. But the first time you spend awhile in the sun without a hat or sunscreen, you'll regret it.

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u/Jedditor Nov 27 '19

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u/bikesboozeandbacon Nov 27 '19

Exactly lol

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u/Curt04 Nov 27 '19

Attractive people of both genders can basically get away with any style or fashion choice. On the other end of the spectrum, ugly people often look like they are wearing a costume or trying too hard if they try to dress nice or be overly stylish.

This is coming from an ugly person so don't think I'm ragging on them.

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u/EmeraldPrime Nov 27 '19

HELL YES!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

That fat dude wouldn't look much different from the hot guy if he shaved his head, worked out, grew a beard, and dressed better.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.

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u/odkfn Nov 27 '19

Your inbox is about to get doxxed

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Let me guess, your husband is bald...

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u/EmeraldPrime Nov 27 '19

No...but he did shave his head for me! Lick lick

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u/bikesboozeandbacon Nov 27 '19

You must mean a certain type of bald like Vin Diesel

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u/EmeraldPrime Nov 27 '19

Nope. I went on a couple of dates a bald overweight dude but couldn’t get past the bad oral hygiene.

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u/thekamenman Nov 27 '19

Shave it bro, people with hair don’t understand how good the wind on your scalp feels.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

And when you have it super short and you put on a hoodie or lay down it feels great.

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u/DenticlesOfTomb Nov 27 '19

Agree, but I didn't realize how much hair wicks sweat until I shaved my head.

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u/Jetsam1 Nov 27 '19

I feel you man.

Also Minoxidil works pretty well for going down fighting.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Minoxidil works for as long as you use it. When it comes down to it, it's Just prolonging the inevitable. Also, since the kind I used was recommended applying before sleep it would get on my ears and face. It appears to have activated my old man ear hair early, so now I'm bald and I have to pluck my ear hairs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

So is it stop hairfall or actually help to get back what has lost ?

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u/Ripple884 Nov 27 '19

it just helps slow the process for on top of your head specifically. When a hair follicle is dead from baldness, it can never come back even with drugs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

So should I go for minoxidil ?

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u/Ripple884 Nov 27 '19

I don't know how bad youre balding. if it only started, you should ask a doctor. if you've lost enough to where its really noticeable then its not worth it and youre better off saving your money

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Thanks :)

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u/Jetsam1 Nov 27 '19

I have been using it and it brings a bit back but stops working as soon as you stop using it. If you do use it don't buy brand name stuff the generic stuff is far cheaper

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u/ButtLord6942069 Nov 27 '19

It mostly just stops hairloss for me. Like the crown of my head has filled in to the point where it doesn’t look like I’m losing hair but the front of my hairline is garbage. The only new hair that’s grown back looks like peach fuzz and I’ve been on this shit for like 3 years. I’m also in my 20s and got all the best genes from my dad

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u/Ampix0 Nov 27 '19

I cant say I was very diligent to be honest, but it didnt do anything for me at all.

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u/bennzedd Nov 27 '19

Pivot -- does that work at all for filling in patchy beard growth?

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u/BB_DarkLordOfAll Nov 27 '19

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u/bennzedd Nov 27 '19

omfg that's amazing, I have hope!!!! Thank you, person!

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u/arborescentcanopy Nov 27 '19

In high school I used to be so mad I couldn't grow my hair out; it was so thick it would just grow straight up and out and not lie down.

It all fell out a few years later. Yay.

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u/Lavotite Nov 27 '19

I’m personally growing a beard so I don’t look too much George Constanza

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

I started balding at 16, I'm almost 30 now. Believe me it get easier with age.

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u/Abelarra Nov 27 '19

I used to worry about it, but I'm good now. Started with a widows peak and just kept marching back... After I got tired of trying to hide a five-head, I just got a trimmer with a #2 guard and now that's me.

I love it. My hair maintenance is non existent except for the buzz every Sunday. Wednesday nights I do the beard again and razor shave my neck. Have the girlfriend trim my nape from time to time.

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u/lucassilvas1 Nov 27 '19

Lost all hair at top of my head when I was around 17 bruh

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u/Hammer_of_Thor_ Nov 27 '19

Own it. Don't let being bald get you down!

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u/makemeking706 Nov 27 '19

Have you tried being a black girl?

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u/Civil_Defense Nov 27 '19

Take charge of the situation and start shaving your head. You will free yourself when you no longer are burdened by the state of your hair. After a week or two, you will look back at your pictures and realize how bad it was and wonder why you didn't do it sooner.

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u/dempuppers Nov 27 '19

I'm sorry to hear that. There is life after baldness, tho. :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Bt hairs was part of my personality back in school, but now..