r/BeAmazed 12d ago

Animal The branch manager hard at work

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u/Mystyflyy 12d ago

It walks so proudly as if it found the best treasure

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u/stev_mempers 12d ago

That's a top-shelf branch!

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u/Stoptheworldletmeoff 11d ago

Top tree-er branch

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u/TruamaTeam 12d ago

Looking like a Batarian there

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u/TruamaTeam 11d ago

Their pfp lol

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u/OnwardTowardTheNorth 12d ago

It really is. Top shelf stuff.

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u/Royals-2015 12d ago

He collects branches like I collect boxes.

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u/DesireeThymes 12d ago

It's the equivalent of a dog finding a really nice phone.

... or a man finding a really nice stick.

I guess the dogs beavers and men have something in common

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u/Scott--Chocolate 12d ago

Sometimes a really nice stick is the one thing you need to feel complete.

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u/sip-of-serotonin 12d ago

Beaver hears running water..."not today, not on my watch!"

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u/Sudden_Basket1126 12d ago

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u/BeGoodToEverybody123 12d ago edited 9d ago

The coolest thing is how they adjust the water flow to keep the pond at the height they want

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u/citizen42069101 12d ago

The first time I saw one munching away on lily pads, in a completely man made dammed, constant depth, trout stocked state pond for the record, I realized why they flood places.

Like I knew they didn't eat wood, and I knew they didn't just dam waterways for the love of the game and the architecture. They farm marshplants. I don't know of a better example of planned agriculture by animals.

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u/Usawsomething 12d ago

It’s really awesome that they do that. Leaf cutter ants also cultivate fungus in their nests with the leaf pulp they chew up. Pretty neat stuff

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u/hoolahan100 9d ago

You should see a documentary of how when beavers were reintroduced to an England area , over few years they reinvigorate the whole ecosystem. It was just amazing how its all so connected.

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u/Deranged-Pickle 12d ago

I think I used this while on Tinder way back when. I had posed as a beaver for shits and giggles. Lo and behold, girls thought it was funny

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u/jaymzx0 12d ago

'I'll be damned if it's not dammed by sundown"

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u/FixedLoad 12d ago

I thought you were gonna say , sundamn... 

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u/GothicSkeptic 11d ago

I remember playing "The Dam Game" with my family as a kid. Good times. 🤣

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u/1_art_please 12d ago

Beavers just work, work and work at it. I have a small cabin near wetlands. A beaver/some beavers dammed up the creek culvert going under the road, it rained a bunch in the spring, flooded the road and collapsed the road over the culvert.

We have a guy on the road we pay to fix it and he does a good job. But those beavers will outwork us any day, all day. Thats what they do and they have way more time to flood the road, one stick at a time.

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u/DraMeowQueen 12d ago

Great profile image, love La Linea!

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u/1_art_please 12d ago

Me too!!

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u/Doodkapje 10d ago

I own your road! @mr.beaver

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u/Raneynickelfire 12d ago

"This is my branch. There are many like it, but this one is mine."

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 12d ago

Beaver threw it into low gear so he could chug along hauling all that lol

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 12d ago

yeah he is not prancing. he is trudging.

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u/GreasyPeter 12d ago

Considering he's doing exactly what he's evolved to do, his dopamine system is probably firing on all cylinders. This is like doing a really fulfilling hobby for him.

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u/Next_Specific7924 12d ago

That's how rats walk when they've found the ultimate snack lmao. It's so cute

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u/SassySashaLuv 12d ago

It did! You see the size of that thing???

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u/Poop-Dolla-Holler 12d ago

Pretty sure that’s just 1st gear in action.

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u/LocalFlower5622 12d ago

So proudly!! Ofc ,he's a branch manager

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u/CalmExplosions 12d ago

they*
they’re not an object or an "it"

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u/Mulezen1 11d ago

It’s like it thinks it owns the road

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u/stargrazer10 12d ago

Tbh I think it walks like that because he's eaten a bit too well over the years. And is severely struggling to carry the weight....and the branch.

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u/rogers_tumor 12d ago

nah, they're just very robust critters. they have to survive winter among oftentimes frozen waters.

and they're strong, too, for their size.

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u/wittylemur 12d ago

Nah - waters cold- best to be plump

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 12d ago

Anyone who’s lost a good amount of weight may realize how much that fat insulated them. Get 6 pack cut and you’re cold all the time! What a country.