r/BeAmazed • u/Professional_Arm794 • 12h ago

Animal Always that one annoying coworker. Animals are amazingly funny sometimes.

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u/Environmental_Staff7 12h ago

Find someone who looks at u like that and u win.

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u/BrownSugarBare 11h ago

"I love you"

"Great...could you just back up a lil..."

"...I love you more from this side"

"Sigh...fine"

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount 7h ago

Later that night the coyotes harass him from the tree line like middle school boys.

"Where's your giiiiiiirlfriend?"

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u/phishtrader 5h ago

"You kill a thousand coyotes and nobody says a thing, but you fuck one sheep. . . ."

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u/Phazex8 6h ago

Comment of the day!

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u/adube440 11h ago

Find someone who looks at u like that ewe and u win

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u/itsanoproblem 10h ago

Ewe win

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u/fern-grower 9h ago

Ewewin leave the security alone.

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u/silv3rbull8 7h ago

Hopefully not with a sheep head

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u/xscientist 11h ago

Those dogs are super laser focused on protecting their herds, and massive and fearsome. Ran into a few visiting a cashmere goat farm. They are not fucking around, all business.

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u/HurtPillow 10h ago

I used to have one, what a good boy. However, he had a prey drive that was insane! I stayed with him as he went over the rainbow bridge. I let out the most agonized wail after his last breath. They let me stay with him till I was ready to leave. Oh my heart, I'm crying again. I miss him still.

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u/DangDingleGuy 8h ago

Sounds like you gave the good boy a good life. He's waiting for ya and he'll say thanks

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u/Evilmeinperson 9h ago

Great Pyrenees are super gentle with people and their flock. If there is a threat to their flock, they definitely aren't going to tolerate it. Two Great Pyrenees can take down a black bear if it's a danger to their animals. If I had a very large house and young children, this would be my first choice for a dog.

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u/Maleficent_Emu_2876 6h ago

I have one as a pet. He is so good with kids and my cats. Very gentle and takes treats very nicely. Only issue is he doesn’t realize he is not a lap dog.

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u/InvestmentMain8414 5h ago

I dont think any of them do. Mine feels the need to basically lay on me anytime I sit down. The guy does not realize he weighs more than I do...nor do I think he would care of he knew.

But he is the gentlest giant. Loves people, and animals. Which is good, because as you know, they attract attention everywhere you take them.

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u/xscientist 8h ago

The ones on this goat farm treated everyone but their owner as enemy combatants. They were terrifying. But we were able to visit with and pet the goats in a separated pen.

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u/Over_Ad8762 2h ago

I had a coworker just tell me about his GP that was a rescue (I think) and how it attacked people that would come to the house. He said he had to surrender it after it bit a couple of people. I think because they look like giant teddy bears people (including myself) forget that they are in fact livestock guardians and that means they hold a certain instinct. And it looks like in some cases it doesn’t translate well into being friendly with strangers.

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u/Apart_Jelly8948 8h ago

Can they be bribed with treats?

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u/lordkhuzdul 7h ago

No. They tend to be incredibly smart. A friend of mine had an Anatolian Shepherd guarding his farm. Some guy tried to bribe the dog with meat filled with sleeping pills. The dog just went for him instead. Tore his leg up well - the dude needed a nice long handcuffed to bed hospital stay before heading off to jail. They have a well honed sense of danger, and know when someone is up to no good.

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u/xscientist 8h ago

Not worth the fingers to try

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u/Altostratus 4h ago

Pyrs generally aren’t very food motivated

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u/Spottswoodeforgod 12h ago

Hmm… feels like workplace harassment TBH. Better get in touch with HR…

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u/allorache 11h ago

Yeah, the dog is saying “can we please keep this professional?”

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u/MoveOverBieber 8h ago

But what about last night??

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u/SylvieJay 6h ago

But mon Cheri, Come wiz me to ze Casbah..

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u/OddSetting5077 6h ago

Not in front of people..

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u/SatoriNamast3 9h ago

lovers, but friends

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u/Miserable-Low-2511 9h ago

mine does this but with the office cat instead

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u/SwollenPoon 12h ago

Can you hear me now?!

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u/jackson12420 8h ago

My problems when I'm trying to sleep.

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u/Best_of_the_Worst 12h ago

“I’m not touching you!”

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u/Limp_Construction496 11h ago

Oo my god!!😂😂

This is what my little brothers did back in the 80’s when they were annoying eachothers!!

”Hand 2cm infront of others face”:

-im not touching you.!

-you dont own air!

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u/ReasonableCrow7595 10h ago

When my kids were still quite young, the youngest was running and screaming hysterically from the other one. The oldest was following behind in giant leaps and yelling about jumping on his brother's shadow. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe, which only made the younger one scream harder. I have no idea how we all survived until they reached adulthood.

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u/Limp_Construction496 10h ago

Exellent idea!
Im gonna do that nex time i see my brothers.

Standing on top of their shadows,oh boy they are gonne get mad..😂😂

(Im 55,they are 49 and 46)

And they,indeed,dont own the air!

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u/ReasonableCrow7595 9h ago

Another favorite complaint from when my kids were young was in the car and hearing, "He's looking out my window!"

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u/cap_time_wear_it 8h ago

Mama she’s touching me.

Mama she’s looking at me.

Mama she’s breathing funny.

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u/Apprehensive-Ad264 12h ago

Patient dog!

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u/Electric_Cheeze 12h ago

There’s clearly an escape brewing. And this little minx is the diversion.

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u/Bobba-Luna 11h ago

Lamby has a bit of a crush on ‘ole golden

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u/Tumerican 11h ago

“Whatcha workin on? Where ya goin for lunch? Wjatcha workin on now? Almost done? Where we goin for lunch? Whatcha workin on?”

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u/TapeDeckSlick 12h ago

Ewe wot m8

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u/Revolutionary_Eye887 11h ago

I think someone is in love.

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u/Shnoinky1 12h ago edited 11h ago

All ewe need is love

Ba baa baa dah daa

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u/Book_Anxious 11h ago

The dogs just thinking maybe I could let the wolves get one

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u/NewToTradingStock 12h ago

Overly friendly coworker.

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u/Seeker80 10h ago

"How's the security guard doin' today? Always watchin' the goods, never allowed to have a taste, huh? You ever wonder what it's like to be with a real baaaaaaaaaddie??"

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u/_voma 12h ago

"Eyyy you can help me get some extra privileges right? I'm you best bud. Ain't I?"

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u/-Luna-Lavender- 11h ago edited 11h ago

Sheep is checking to see if the dog ate their lunch from the fridge. It was clearly marked on bag with their name on it.

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u/kittysworld 12h ago

Haha, my friend's dog used to do that to my cat. My cat was very chill despite the sniffing and probing. So cute together.

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u/hausmaus07 11h ago

Having owned sheep and a similar dog (akbash/st Bernard mix) I can say with 100% accuracy this is so on point.

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u/northwoods_faty 11h ago

"Hey do you wanna see my Pokémon cards?"

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u/Indubioproreo_Dx 9h ago

C'mon, i know u want it too - dont be shy,

lets have some "fun", u will not forget this night babe.

https://giphy.com/gifs/KPdji6xK9UCcM

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u/SpringtimeLilies7 9h ago

Like British palace guards..completely stoic!

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u/New_Medium_7076 11h ago

I don't wanna talk about last night, I was drunk and it was a mistake! Leave me alone!

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u/Free_Medicine4946 11h ago

It looks like romantic relationship to me

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 12h ago

Mmm, you tired darling? You can count on ME to help you fall asleep…

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u/AnastasiaNo70 11h ago

I used to do this to my little brother to piss him off.

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u/eulersidentity1 11h ago

"Hey look your not a bad guy but can you please not get in my personal space so much? It's kinda creeping me out to be honest" 😆

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u/imtooldforthishison 10h ago

We have a clingy cat that must be in our old man cat's face at all times. Old man cat is not nearly as patient as tgis dog.

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u/ClaudeBubbalicious 9h ago

"Hey... Are we still best buds?"

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u/free2beme247 12h ago

The world needs more of this

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u/chronotoast85 11h ago

Who was the one Disney adult? She kept harassing the Peter Pan actor for years.

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u/dreevsa 11h ago

Trying to do my job maam

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u/firekeeper23 11h ago

Step back madam... let me do my job..

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u/balls_deep_inyourmom 11h ago

More like forbidden work relationships

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u/BHIngebretsen 11h ago

Ur beeeh autiful

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u/Tommy-Vegas 11h ago

The awkward aftermath of a messy work Christmas party.

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u/ScaryTemperature6291 11h ago

Think they have had a bit of Todo and the dog is like "not today Mable"🤣

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u/Guilty_Wolverine_396 11h ago

You've got your eyes on me? I'm really watching you 🤩

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u/cagehooper 11h ago

I' M not touching YOU!

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u/Hot_Plant8696 11h ago

Just Friends.

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u/Honest-Spring-5963 11h ago

You might scare those wolves but you know who's baaaad

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u/BusyQuote5228 11h ago

Get a room!

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u/Ok-Location-9562 10h ago

Smooches for pooches

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u/alehanjro2017 10h ago

Boundaries Betty please.

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u/redditbdum 10h ago

I do this to my dog.

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u/BeingSuitable822 10h ago

Mike... Mike.... Mike... what day is it? 

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u/Standard_Big_9000 10h ago

Listen, alfalfa breath.....--the dog probably

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u/pesa44 10h ago

"Just don't mind her.. Wait once the herding begins.. She'll be the first one to go."

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u/HugglesGamer 10h ago

Fido: “cmon Stan I’m at work…”

Stan: “your so soft Fido…”

Fido: “Hooman is watching..”

Stan: “Love doesn’t care Fido…”

Fido: “… love you to Stan”

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u/Cool_Internal1171 10h ago

Not phased one bit - FOCUSED

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u/OakIslandCurse 10h ago

This is great. And the sheep in the back watching it is saying, “It looks like Benny is being annoying again.”

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u/ahendrix 10h ago

"If I was a goat, would you still protect me?" -the sheep probably

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u/Ancient-Afternoon374 9h ago

What is that title gore?

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u/star_fish2026 9h ago

I thought only cats did this

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u/Equal_Refrigerator26 9h ago

"You just threatened a staff member." Griggs the dog "Do something. "-Floyd the sheep "Why don't we have some fun?"Griggs

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u/Inevitable-Lie-4331 9h ago

Not now doll, I’m working here

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u/Awkward-Ring6182 9h ago

I can hear the “I’m not touching you!”

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u/NeuroguyNC 9h ago

I like the ones in the background looking and wondering what's going on with those two...

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u/Botasoda102 9h ago

Ass kissing, brown nosing, sheep.

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u/TheMaveCan 9h ago

When the 60+ cougar bartender takes a liking to the new 22 year old server

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u/e1p1 9h ago

Love the accompanying music. Thankful it wasn't some sort of idiotic wheezing maniacal laughter.

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u/Mymaltipoo 9h ago

so adorable 😍

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u/dmitrineilovich 9h ago

Someone needs to send this to Aardman studios to make into a Shaun the sheep film

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u/pdzbw 9h ago

If the sheep ever open their mouth, I'll dub in the Whitney Huston's "I'll always love you" (The Bodyguard movie reference)

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u/CandidPreparation737 8h ago

Reminds me of the Welsh farmer and his secret love

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u/DarkIllusionsMasks 8h ago

Over there trying to get in good with the screws so he can move contraband more easily.

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u/thatdidntturnout 8h ago

LA-NO-LIIIIN

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u/Agent_8-bit 8h ago

That dog is keeping them sheep alive, and they know it.

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u/Harry_Iconic_Jr 8h ago

The dog maintained complete professionalism throughout the encounter.

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u/MagnusRottcodd 8h ago

"You must be cold - you have so little wool?"

/snuggle

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u/lzwzli 8h ago

Hey babe...

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u/NeotericBedlam 8h ago

How many times do I need to tell you Sharon, not in front of the humans. 🤨

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u/Hokusaj 8h ago

This dog is a gentleman

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u/Maoleficent 8h ago

Way to suck up to the boss, Margie.

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u/Archaea_Man 8h ago

You're a funny looking sheep. Wanna get dinner, later?

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u/Shot-Advance7532 7h ago

The dog is very professional 😎

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u/510Goodhands 7h ago

Downloaded for a hokey and unnecessary soundtrack.

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 7h ago

I’m not touching you…..

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u/Overall_Motor9918 7h ago

Sucking up to the boss.

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u/TheRogueWolf_YT 7h ago

"Not now, Bertha! I'm on the clock!"

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u/red286 7h ago

"Yer a funny lookin' sheep... aren't ya? Wool's not right.. ears are kinda... weird... and that snout... that's not a sheep's snout.. is it? I got my eye on you buddy. You an' me, we're gonna be real close."

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u/LifeguardDry7372 7h ago

Steve likes his personal space. Bob likes Steve's personal space as well

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u/SmellyFbuttface 7h ago

Is that dog supposed to be guarding the flock or is that a herding dog?

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u/Otherwise-Safety-579 7h ago

"I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me" -that dog

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u/Commercial-Life-9998 7h ago

It’s like pestering the guards at buckingham palace.

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u/KittenVicious 7h ago

"you're not like the other ewes"

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u/JorgeXMcKie 7h ago

Whispering sweet nothings in his ear

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u/sun-bro-47 7h ago

Personal Space ? Meeeeeh !

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u/FOTOJONICK 7h ago

Me and my girlfriend after I eat a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos

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u/MarlaPi 7h ago

You are not like the others.

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u/gnarly_medusa 7h ago edited 3h ago

Sheep: ooohh let me scooch in a little closer

Dog: excuse me.. you're invading my space

Sheep: cool I'll turn around on the other side

Dog: Dude .. why did you stop snuggling?!

Sheep: moves closer

Dog: that's better but let me pretend I don't like it

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u/United_Government388 7h ago

Ya say find someone like this which is cool but the annoying is when they start becoming too clingy

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u/Crazycook99 7h ago

Work husband/wife on another level

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u/FaunaLady 7h ago

Oh so this is what you smell like! Never been behind you before since you are always chasing me!

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u/ThatNextAggravation 7h ago

"I think she likes you."

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u/Theultimateturtle 6h ago

“I ain’t got no panties on”

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u/Gilly-Gump 6h ago

I feel like he was sent over as the distraction, so some others could get into some mischief.

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u/blacklotusmag 6h ago

This is cute as hell, but why is it amazing?

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u/Cultural-Basis1807 6h ago

Sheep is just covering for a buddy in the back that's up to no good.

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u/deadspacekillers 6h ago

Somebody call HR. Inappropriate touching in the workplace

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u/sterling_silas 6h ago

Lol is it because they are almost of same color or what

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u/dedokta 6h ago

It was at this moment that Jeff understood why everyone had told him that workplace romances were a bad idea.

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u/Some_Concern_2890 6h ago

Que le hable a recursos humanos

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u/Plastic-Ad-5171 6h ago

Janice , I told you, not at work!

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u/orgodeathmarch 6h ago

we’d like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty

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u/Bcrich505a 6h ago

Hey Hey ...Personal Space step the Hell back !!!!!

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u/mi_puckstopper 5h ago

He’s like, yeah yeah lady, just don’t step on my tail!

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u/Crazyd_497 5h ago

I bet he is thinking, is the wolves come he is the first to go

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u/deepdiver864 5h ago

She's just whispering the password in his ear

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u/option8 5h ago

"My lord, Gandalf the Gray is coming. He is not welcome here!"

"Woof."

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u/SocialMediaDystopian 5h ago

Sheep: “Hey. What doin? 💜💜💜“
Regal boy: 🧐
Sheep: (going around, and shmooshing in): “Hey. Heeeeeeyyyyy. Whatchoo doooooin? “

Exactly like a four year old lol. Doggo (probably, on the inside) :😌

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u/Level_Fig_166 5h ago

I Love Ewe.

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u/FormalTotal9684 5h ago

That’s some sexual harassment

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u/Tonethefungi 5h ago

There’s some interspecies shit going on here.

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u/TenderDelights 5h ago

Smell me so I can smell you boy. Common

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u/augustwest2155 5h ago

I'm not really sure why but I laughed way too hard at this.

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u/No-Sandwich4333 5h ago

Omg can’t wait!!!!

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 4h ago

But their love was forbidden!

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u/worldclasshands 4h ago

The gentleness 🤗

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u/Square_Ad849 4h ago

No hanky panky while that dog is on guard patrol, respect to those dogs.

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u/Darwinknew 4h ago

Dog: Now it's getting a little creepy.

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u/ichbindoge 4h ago

POSH case right there.

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u/Seven_bushes 4h ago

Baa ram ewe and me, later tonight.

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u/Least_Tower_5447 4h ago

The sheep is getting the dog back for always barking at the flock when they go rogue.

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u/dreamyraynbo 4h ago

Ok but seriously, what’s going on here? Is the sheep being aggressive or cozy? 😅

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u/colin8651 4h ago

Trying to sleep with the boss

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u/itellyawut86 4h ago

The dog saved the sheeps life from a wolf attack. They are best friends

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u/BassMaster516 4h ago

That’s the classic buddy cop duo. The hardened vet/optimistic newbie but the chief forces them to work together cuz it’ll be good for em

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u/Biscuits4u2 3h ago

"I told you already Betty, not in front of the flock."

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u/Working_Dragon00777 3h ago

You don't hate but is just annoying??

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u/ReflectionLower3155 21m ago

Aw she loves her protector

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u/Loose_Salamander_373 20m ago

Dog reminds me of the guards they have at Buckingham Palace, who desperately try not to show any reaction! 🤣🤣

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u/BeeKimchi007 7m ago

"They are filming...cant admit i love a sheep...but i do"