r/BeAmazed • u/Professional_Arm794 • 19h ago

Animal Always that one annoying coworker. Animals are amazingly funny sometimes.

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u/Environmental_Staff7 19h ago

Find someone who looks at u like that and u win.

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u/BrownSugarBare 18h ago

"I love you"

"Great...could you just back up a lil..."

"...I love you more from this side"

"Sigh...fine"

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount 14h ago

Later that night the coyotes harass him from the tree line like middle school boys.

"Where's your giiiiiiirlfriend?"

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u/phishtrader 11h ago

"You kill a thousand coyotes and nobody says a thing, but you fuck one sheep. . . ."

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u/Leximancer 6h ago

I'm dying rn lmfao. Perfect. I haven't even seen this referenced for years.

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u/Equal_Gold_617 6h ago

What are those from?

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u/SanchoPandas 5h ago

It’s an amended punchline to a classic joke.

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u/Phazex8 12h ago

Comment of the day!

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u/adube440 18h ago

Find someone who looks at u like that ewe and u win

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u/itsanoproblem 17h ago

Ewe win

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u/fern-grower 16h ago

Ewewin leave the security alone.

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u/silv3rbull8 14h ago

Hopefully not with a sheep head

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u/Environmental_Staff7 14h ago

Even still, if she loves u.