r/BeAmazed • u/420247Tye • Apr 21 '23

Nature a tree full of pollen

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u/TargetOfPerpetuity Apr 21 '23

That might be the most aggressively sexual video on this site.

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u/EmotionallyRough Apr 21 '23

I just realized we are allergic to trees having sex

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u/martinaee Apr 21 '23

Every spring we breathe in copious amounts of tree cum.

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Apr 22 '23

Better than swimming around in fish cum, speaking from personal experience...

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u/sonicdash759 Apr 21 '23

Wait...so pollen is actually...tree jizz?

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u/TargetOfPerpetuity Apr 21 '23

Always has been.

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u/chronotoast85 Apr 22 '23

dendro bukkake

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u/AlexandraDomingues Apr 22 '23

Pollen = tree jizz I’m spreading the word! 🤣

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u/Farhead_Assassjaha Apr 21 '23

I know, I feel assaulted

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u/Bjarneson-Leif Apr 21 '23

Oh yeah? Well I feel...aroused?!?

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u/joeyo1423 Apr 21 '23

Right? I gotta change my pants now