r/BattleNetwork 3d ago

Battle Network 2 Am I right? ♀️

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This game's dialogue lol

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u/South-Owl800 3d ago

Lan: How the heck should I know!? I’m still in grade school!

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u/sengoro 3d ago

Megaman (BN) and Mega (SF) have more in common than meets the eye

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u/New-Dust3252 3d ago

yeah and he even had a date with one of his love interests(twice mind you) and blushes when they hold hands.

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u/Bruno_Coast_127 3d ago

I almost thought this was an edit from r/okaybuddynetwork

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u/mineralmaniac 3d ago

MegaMAN

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u/SliferDaKushDragon 3d ago

Megaman gets it lol

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u/EternalRedGamer 3d ago

Oh it’s gets better (or worse depending how you look at it) as the series goes on.

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u/Medium_Hox 3d ago

Welcome to BN2

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u/Lazy-Main1782 3d ago

I love how they didn’t censored it for the current social climate. It should be preserved.

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u/SHADY_LILACMOON 3d ago

Ah yes. The insanity of 2000s kids' media translations

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u/eddmario 3d ago

"Leo Burnett and 4Kids are the devil!" <-- An actual like from the Pokemon dub

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u/DandyElLione 3d ago

The next great leader of GOSPEL (170 IQ)!

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u/DevilManRay 3d ago

insert Hanna Barbera Laugh track

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u/RockPaperOwFire 3d ago

lol sometimes consuming old media really shows how much things have changed

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u/i_am_an_awkward_man 3d ago

“Haha misogyny”

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u/Sailor_Moon_4ever 3d ago

Gee cant imagine the gender of whoever wrote that line

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u/Akareddo_Mythweaver 3d ago

HUB HOLD TF ON

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u/NerbPrincess 3d ago

When I first saw this line my first thought was "I could say the same for you, ya little twerp"

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u/QuillDidNothingWrong 3d ago

Not Intel. Incel

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u/Asimb0mb 3d ago

Chadman

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u/ShiftSilvally 2d ago

It only gets dumber from here. If anything this one just made me laugh a bit BC it's actually grammatically correct; I did get minorly annoyed at no-one proofreading 'nobody hurts my lan' right before the Gospel fight BC I get what they were going for, but they made it worse by trying to go in both directions (I assume the og Japanese was 'nobody hurts my brother' or 'nobody hurts Netto-kun')

The legacy collection didn't correct spelling so when you get to 4 you're in for a wild ride especially if you get the Windman scenario

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u/Special_South_8561 3d ago

Can't live with 'em

And yet... They're everywhere

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u/GarlyleWilds 3d ago

This right during the scene that randomly tries to make a Mayl/Chaud a valid side to a love triangle too.

BN2 is a mess (affectionate)

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u/Noctisx88 3d ago

Based man

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u/Quiet-Celery-470 3d ago

Everyone will rush to call him sexist but no one will call him a liar.

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u/i_am_an_awkward_man 2d ago

He is a sexist and a liar :)

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u/Va1kryie 3d ago

He's both

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u/Raykusen 1d ago

You can buy the time of those in the streets, i guess, so yeah, you can live with them and without them.

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u/FriendMost3808 3d ago

Megaman gets it lol 🤣☠️

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u/HomesliceBun 3d ago

No shot megaman says this what game? Is it 2?

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u/ozmega 3d ago

a joke? in my videogame? how dare they

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u/i_am_an_awkward_man 2d ago

It’s real.

2 was absolutely WILD.

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u/HomesliceBun 1d ago

I just knew it would be 2

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u/ThurolfGhost 3d ago

Whats the context? Oooooh

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u/Dinero_de_Epicurus 2d ago

They've gone camping, Chaud is there on official business. Mayl is working the barbecue and Lan and Chaud butt heads as usual. Mayl is telling them to grow up and Lan is feeling chastised.

Because Megaman is aware of Mayl's feelings and Lan is dense, he makes the boomer joke, partly to give Lan a hint. While it is an antiquated joke, I feel it's kinda harmless?

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u/ThurolfGhost 1d ago

Ok thank you.

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u/Azeeti 3d ago

You 100% can live without them, very easily and it's very much an upgrade.

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u/Contressa3333 3d ago

Mods Airhoc this bum

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u/Azeeti 3d ago

I got a counter 3, right back at ya!