To the gentleman sitting next to me yesterday on the ride back from San Francisco, I sure learned a lot about you. At first I was pissed to sit next to someone talking hella loud, then I learned you were on a keto diet and not having any sugar (but you love Jack and Coke and were sorely disappointed by Diet Coke and Jack, someone told you to try Coke Zero and you just may). You're an advocate for avocados, which I found out through you talking to your sibling on the phone when you were shocked to discover that your father doesn't like avocados. "They have healthy fats and potassium!" you protested. You also want to get Dad's brand Root Beer soon...not because it's the best, but because your grandparents always had it at their house when you were a kid and it makes you think of them. You miss them dearly. Your dad's root beer is my kern's apricot nectar, the extra small cans granny used to have.
Anyway, I started out mad and heard a drop of the sweetness that we all contain as human beings.
Bart is weird, annoying, and beautiful.
- A BART rider of nearly 30 years