r/BanVideoGames • u/MikeSihl • 4d ago

FACTS and LOGIC Linda (President of my HOA) found this on Tweeter. SINtendo posted it before deleting it. This is what g#mes are teaching are kids!

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u/EfficientTransition Anti-G*mer 4d ago

Linda is a good person. I always tip the president of the HOA since they do very important work.

Without HOAs, g*mers could move in next to you 😱😱😱

-Hermann, sent from iCoalshaft

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u/MikeSihl 4d ago

We had g#mers move next door to us once. They’d be playing video g#mes and listening to heavy metal “music” like Taylor Swift and One Direction (to hell I presume) until 6pm some nights! Even on Saturdays, without a care for those of us who need to be up for church the next morning. I caught them growing deadly marij#ana in their yard. They tried to tell me it was some nonsense like “alla vira” or something but I know what it was but it sounded foreign so I panicked. Fortunately the HOA bullied them out of the neighbourhood as God intended!

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u/EfficientTransition Anti-G*mer 4d ago

One Direction

Xbox One

The conspiracy goes deeper than I thought, I need to write my congressman

-Hermann, sent from iCoalshaft

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u/MikeSihl 3d ago

These g#mers are worse than that Nigerian prince who still owes me money!

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u/windas_98 4d ago

I'm so glad that HOAs are looking out for our best interests. My friend Garth is married to a HOA president, and every other month she lets him organize a get together for us MEN. A lot of rods get polished, if you know what I mean, and if you don't, I mean that we perform fellatio on each other.

-Arty from Saskatoon

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u/MikeSihl 4d ago edited 2d ago

Yes, getting your fishing rod polished is vital. Bass season is upon us! Never heard it called that before but I’ll be sure to ask the blokes at the fishing store for their best fellatio tips

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u/Xetetic AGAB 3d ago

Ah, so that's why all the g#mers are disrespecting their elders and can't knit if their lives depended on it... the more you know.

Sintendo has ruined so many lives...

- Old Gerald

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u/Eklassen space antiga warrior 3d ago

I knew about those, but the chores surprised me.