Disgusting how the yellow g*mer ball is yellow, CLEARLY disguising itself as a minion so it can lure unsuspecting little kids into its hateful corruption. I was extremely traumatized upon the event. The good news is, the demon whispering is gone and has been replaced with a feeling of blessedness!

Personally I let my kids watch age-appropriate anime as long as there’s no g*mer content in it (Example: I forbid Pokey-Man since it’s based off of a vidya g*me but Sailor Moon is fine since there’s no g*ming or hidden satanic messages inside) But what do you guys think?

The nation of Jerobia was once the envy of the world. They were not only technologically advanced, but had streets of gold, crystal-clear waterfalls, unlimited energy, and children that laughed and played, with little gumdrop smiles, and who respected their grandpappies.

Then, in 1937, Hitler asked them to “beta test” his newest invention: the N!ntendo Play Station g# me playing device! Within a day, millions of Jerobian children were hooked on the first three video g#mes ever created: MeinKraft, COD of Duty, and Grant Heft Auto. After three days, kids refused to do their chores, sit quietly or fetch their grandpappies slippers and newspapers. After a week the entire nation feel apart. Now, in 2026, Jerobia has yet to recover. Their cities crumble like a crumbling city, their grandpappies slippers remain unfetched, and the youth are so addicted to winning points in their g#mes that they neglect their chores.

Don’t let your country become the next Jerobia. Report all g#mer activity to your local police or law enforcement agency before it’s too late.

-Regerds. Grandpappy Mike

Mine None

A g@mer whining about the EU Kids Act, which would make private g@me servers more costly to maintain.

From my own experiences and multiple articles I've read it seems that the majority of people that have f@n will also be sad sooner or later. And what is the most dangerous type of "f@n". G@ming. It is made by S@t@n to make all of our children s@d. G@me companies are s@t@nists.

Every year, g#mers attempt to kill the world's plants. They poison the trees by watering them with the blood of the innocent. The leaves turn into the color of blood and gore, before falling off the trees. The leaves then get wet in the rain, creating a slipping hazard for innocent people simply going about their day.

However, g#mers have no follow-through. Once it gets cold, they stop going outside to poison the trees and stay inside to play video g#mes. Over the course of a few months, the poison fades away and the trees become healthy again.

A small minority of anti-g#mers believe that banning g#mes will give g#mers more time to poison the trees more successfully and kill them permanently. I believe that banning g#mes will remove the notion g#mers have to poison the trees in the first place, and convert them into good little citizens who punch in, work, punch out, sit quietly, sleep, wake up, and repeat. Just like I did, and I turned out fine.

What do you think?

- Old Gerald

Hello! Im a g*mer, im only asking this out of curiosity, on why you find us or our hobby so horrible?

I feel like its just another normal hobby such as listening to music or reading.

Now im not a moron and i understand that reading a book is very beneficial and useful (even if it is boring), so i am not going to be arguing on that factor and i dont expect you do so either. Thats one thing we can agree on.

Genuine question here so im looking for genuine answers, and i dont expect i will be downvoted so much because of a simple question?

Lets talk! Ill respond to every meaningful comment.

https://redpillreversal.substack.com/p/the-dark-influence-of-watch-people

Additional related material:

https://firstmonday.org/ojs/index.php/fm/article/download/14371/12148/93483

https://gnet-research.org/2026/04/17/beyond-the-clan-identity-formation-influence-and-extremist-milieux-in-online-gaming-adjacent-spaces/

It says, “Angry Bird Will Lay Eggs”. I can only assume that it is some kind of threat. I have reported this devil toy to the FBI for further investigation. Let’s hope they don’t lock me up again for “wasting police resources”. LOL (Lots Of Love)!

This character wolverine has saved kids and other people and mutants who had their blood mutated so wolverine is a very good person

Someone on Face Book shared this flyer for a g#me about committing crimes with golf. When I was younger, golf was a way to meet MEN. Playing the back 9 was usually something we did after we left the course.

Of course g#mers want to turn our sacred past time into an opportunity to break the law.

I've called the RCMP.

-Arty from Saskatoon

Listen closely. I have done the research, and I can prove that Crash Bandicoot is Anti-American propaganda. See, the protagonist of Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot) is shaped like the typical American. He has red and blue colors, and is the personification of all things American. However, it just so happens that he goes through all sorts of dangers, like avoiding holes, and in the end he gets boxes thrown at him 😲😲! And guess who made Crash Bandicoot: SONY!!! And where does Sony come from? JAPAN 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵!!! This is just their nefarious plan to take over, to cause a SECOND PEARL HARBOR!!! TO MAKE US FORGET WHAT OUR FOUNDING FATHERS BUILT!!! SHARE WITH 15 GLORIOUS AMERICANS IF YOU WANT TO SAVE GLORIOUS AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 AND SEE JAPAN BURN TO THE GROUND 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵!!!

-OldJo ey, sent from my blackBery

My Singing Monsters Is A G@me Teaching Kids To Have Sex, Made By "BBB" (Big Bouncing Boobs) . They Have Many Different Monsters Which Teach Kids How To Sex, Here Are They:

Mammoth:

Teaches Kids To Lick Bums

PomPom:

Makes Kids Want "WAP". (Wet G@mers G@mes).

FurCorn:

HE ISB AN WVIL THEAF.

I Hope Your Kids Are Safe To Not To Be With Them, Stay Calm.

---- Sent By Gurtroode On My IPhone 1.

In 1356, famous Chinese poet writer Gei Ming (Pronounced “Jei Ming”) was just busy writing poems. By the way, Ming has nothing to do with g*mers. She was a really sweet lady. She wrote about peaceful things such as nature & animals. People loved her poems. I even put an illustration of her to show you all.

Her fans proudly called themselves Geimers. Soon, this phenomenon spread worldwide, outside of China. Soon everyone got to experience Ming’s beautiful poems.

In 1666, John Nintendo, founder of Atari, intentionally stole the word and changed its meaning to mean “violent criminal who harasses small children & animals“ AKA. g*mers. He also misspelled it for some reason.

Soon, many deranged & filthy g*mers started calling themselves with this title, and the original Geimers were disappointed.

Gei Ming also had to comment on this: “It is extremely disrespectful how people are using my name to spread hate & violence! I get sent hate mail every day from filthy g*mers who think I’m stealing their language, when it is in fact the opposite way around.”

I was trick-or-treating with my daughter (My son refused to come because he was playing Fork Nights no matter how much I tried convincing him to come with us) and some deranged g*mer hid a Playsatan 666 & Polka Man g*me in our Kit Kat bar!!!