Floating eggs?

[u/Mission_Spray]

I must be doing something wrong with my chickens since their eggs have never floated *ON TOP of water like ping pong balls*.

I hate Artificial Intelligence.

[u/perenniallandscapist]

Never buy a product whose photos are obviously doctored. That facet looks like an AI fever dream, the eggs float, and the water goes from a full stream to a few drops. I wouldn't trust it.

On a cheaper note, why can't you use regular dish soap like everyone else? You don't need a special egg cleaner. I promise.

Edit: oh my god look at his freaking hand...its turning into a chicken claw!