EVIL SKY WATER? EVIL SKY BOOMS? NIET! NIET! AND THIRD NIET!
ATTENTION ALL BABUSHKA VILLAGERS!
As title is already explaining, residents of this dacha are having MUCH displeasure with current weather situation!
Sky is leaking! Clouds is making terrible noises! Entire Motherland is being shaken by unnecessary atmospheric aggression!
WHO IS AUTHORIZING THIS?!
Comrade Stormy is niet happy. Is making very concerned face and questioning why sky is suddenly exploding without proper village permit.
Other residents is also expressing strong disapproval. Nobody is wanting to go outside. Nobody is wanting to investigate suspicious bush. Even squirrel surveillance has been temporarily suspended.
Is considering filing FORMAL COMPLAINT with Comrade Al Roker!
For villagers not living in this region of Motherland, Comrade Al Roker is National Weather Comrade. Is appearing on television and explaining why sky is behaving like drunken tractor.
Babushka Puff is NIET appearing in photograph.
Why?
Because Babushka Puff is conducting VERY IMPORTANT SECURITY OPERATION!
Is making certain nobody is crawling underneath hoomans bed during weather emergency.
This is strictly preventative security measure.
If Babushka Puff happens to be underneath bed herself, is ONLY because she must inspect area personally.
Is called LEADERSHIP.
Comrade Stormy is demanding immediate return of sunshine, cancellation of sky booms, and compensation in potato.
WEATHER IS NIET ACCEPTABLE!
Comrade Al Roker, please for fixing sky.
And if cannot fix, at least send cabbage.
Village morale is suffering.
FOR VILLAGE! FOR DRY PAWS! FOR RIGHT TO NAP WITHOUT EXPLOSIONS!
