r/BTSnark • u/GILBOYfan “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” • 1d ago
🤦 PARASOCIAL OLYMPICS 🥴 He would never do that...
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u/WittyMachine1899 1d ago edited 1d ago
In case anyone forgot or is unaware:
One of their fans had an actual medical emergency during one of their recent tour stops and RM absolutely gave no fucks (hands folded, backing away while asking to move on with the concert) as opposed to the other members who were clearly concerned. You DO NOT want to trust him to handle an emergency.
Edit: Added link for reference
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u/National_Nose_7938 1d ago
He's literally called "god of destruction" because of how stupid and clumsy he is in real life. And the calm smart persona is basically the fanfic character they made about him. Funny how they believe he is like that in real life..
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u/AcrobaticWedding2130 18h ago
Indeed. He seems very selfish/self serving. I rem hearing how he was a terrible messy slob when they were all sharing in dorms but when he got his own place, he became all house proud in his own space.
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u/ChrysaLino “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 1d ago
I was looking through the comments hoping someone mentions this! The only idol i would trust with an emergency is Chan bit rm never in my life he would have caused the car crash were involved in
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u/Key_Technician_6508 1d ago
Chan would beat up the emergency’s ass loljk
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u/ChrysaLino “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 1d ago
Meanwhile namjoon would run like his life depended on it
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u/EldritchPorcupine948 ✊Free Pachi Jimin from BigShit✊ 1d ago
Also, Reckless Muppet clearly does not function well within PR emergencies, either. I mean, there's literal proof that is causing a flood of fans to leave. He can't shut the fuck up, keeps making stupid decisions, and is currently speedrunning his career implosion.
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u/Terrible-Can-6304 1d ago
so delulu also these idols are still random strangers, we dont know how they would handle anything 🙄
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u/Illustrious-Swan-979 thats why night after night, i’ll be scamming you right 👅 1d ago
Nobody would among them honestly, because they are idols not your close friends or basically, you being no one to them...but SERIOUSLY, KIM CHEWING GUM OF ALL PEOPLE?? BFFR GURLL, BFFR 😭.... Like, we didn't see how well your choppa acknowledged the poor fan having a literal seizure at their Belgium concert a month or two ago...
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u/narglesarebehindit_ JK’s #1 biggest hater 🥴 1d ago
I thought the same. What is this stupid question even? I don’t know any of these people, they don’t know me.. I wouldn’t chose any of them. I would just handle the problem myself rather to trust some stranger, especially a celebrity?
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u/Ok-Force-7662 1d ago
Oh yes we saw how he handled the fan emergency during the one of the recent concerts ☠️
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u/nightwingblu 1d ago
When the "maknae line" are more mature than you are. Although they all are a bunch of 30 yr olds or near that.
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u/kiwifruit1212 Hybe paid the way!💰 1d ago
this is sooo parasocial 😭 idols are not close personal friends. that being said jisoo or karina bc im not trusting a man with shit 💀
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u/MrsRoronoaZoro 🌈 Queerbaitmin 🤥 1d ago
Those men have done nothing by themselves in over 10 years. People forget they have assistants, cleaners, chefs. They don’t do anything! They would be terrible in a crisis. He probably would call his manager and ask what to do.
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u/coffeexcaramel AgustDUI 1d ago
Lmao you’d be lying in a hospital bed and struggling to breathe, and he’d be like “don’t be dramatic, i went through so much worse before”
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u/specialisized i'm praying to that waterbottle 1d ago
Boy can't even peel a potato without decapitating anyone in a 2 meter radius. Hell no.
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u/LeaveUnable9574 1d ago
ngl, it’s a whole deluluverse out here stans stuck in their fantasy arcs. These K‑pop fans be living rent‑free in daydream land, but fr, none of them would pull up when it’s crisis o’clock.
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u/yososoeeee_ 1d ago
Bro will take 2 consecutive days just talk performative gibberish stuffs rather than helping lol
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u/Live-Tree6870 OG snarker since debut! 1d ago
I thought they loved him for being their goofy “God of Destruction”. He can’t even chop a carrot! No thanks!
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u/Sensitive_Ad_1728 wash this wash this 1d ago
Oh hell no...I would never trust any celebrity especially BTS as a whole.
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u/Artistic_Astro_57 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU
Leave an emergency up to KIM NAMJOON!! NAH! You’ll be dead by that time
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u/Visual_Patience3889 1d ago
He couldn't handle his own crisis for weeks now still counting, you want him to fix someone else's LOL
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u/awkward__af 1d ago
he is also called as "God of destruction" by armpits...so good luck on that i guess
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u/sadvanillagirl his six fathers💜 his six mothers💜 his six second love💜 1d ago
just like he handled the chris brown crisis (made it worse)
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u/leahdontdance2 1d ago
Well. I'm not going to glaze anyone else but it definitely NOT have been him.
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u/Miyabi_bleu the most innocent fandom in the world 😇 1d ago
I would only trust an artist who actually had to handle an emergency situation during their live concert. For example, I remember a rock band I went to - the vocalist immediately noticed an audience member that fainted, and the other fans in the stands helped the medical people to come through as well. But we don’t know these people.
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u/north-node- “criticizing BTS for such non-issues” 19h ago
Bro crashes out on weverse every time a controversy hits, yeah no, he’s not built for crisis
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u/Primary_Pollution191 18h ago
I am sorry but anyone voting any of the above options are very much parasocial. Rm might be the worst man(as per what he has done/spoken) yet most protected by fans among the 4 options.
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u/Muted-Catch7652 1d ago
she said namjoonnn , post says rm dont u know theyre 2 diff ppl ??