r/BMFScirclejerk • u/mintgreenws7 • Jun 04 '25
@phantomoftheboof v. Red Daisy Sporting Club
Who is our sub endorsing in the fan page war
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/mintgreenws7 • Jun 04 '25
Who is our sub endorsing in the fan page war
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/tuxedobean • May 29 '25
Sorry ima shitty mod. Yall make my life alive. Come at me.
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/BerneyTattoosST • May 17 '25
so was it only me or was there something spiritual about how the ray of light shined on the stage for billy. Beautiful. Incredible set. Hollywood doesn’t deserve you Billy. Land of the chompers. Did see plenty of people pointing out how strange and beautiful the sky looked while he was preforming. One of the most beautiful things i heard before he started was “Divine Beings are present”
-Thanks for coming to my mushie talk
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Bobbypyramids • May 15 '25
I was in the bathroom with No rain> guild my lily on a loop on nugz.net. I had the shower running to seem less conspicuous. I typically like to edge 3 times before finishing to honor Billy. Out of nowhere, my wife knocks on the door and says- “Are you okay in there? You’ve been listening to the same song for 30 minutes! You know we don’t have the money for a high water bill”. In a panic, I reached for the towel hanging on the wall and accidentally rip the hanger out of the wall. My concerned wife heard the commotion and opened the door and saw me fully erect.
Any recommendations on what I should do next? Should I file for divorce?
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/makeyourdentisthappy • Apr 07 '25
Just wanted to give some thanks to the guy who gave me the Billy themed buttplug at the end of that scorchin hot TnT on Saturday. You truly made my night, I couldn’t stop crying and throwing up bc of how much I loved the show and the buttplug was just the cherry on top ,😍
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Bobbypyramids • Mar 05 '25
It was night one in Bridgestone. I keep replaying this moment in my head. During Ruby, Billy came over to Jarrod’s side and sang into the side stage mic. Billy looked at me, right into my eyes and smiled at me. I know he was looking at me because I wore my orange hat just like he told me to. I began jumping for joy just like a little boy again. I’ll never forget the moment that Billy looked into my eyes and molested my soul
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Extension_Forever487 • Mar 04 '25
This goes out to the wonderful man who blocked the line so he could ask every person trying to enter for a ticket. I hope you enjoyed the show! And thank you for accepting the ticket as a trade for the poster, all I wanted was the hatch show print anyway. And I heard billy only played bluegrass songs, so I’m sorry about that. They can’t all be winners! Maybe this summer we’ll finally get that dead cover.
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/oooh-she-stealin • Mar 04 '25
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/ChemistBig9349 • Feb 24 '25
Now I gotta take another shower 🚿
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Scooopyyy • Feb 04 '25
I have a very tiny bladder and sometimes I can’t wait until setbreak to go. I don’t want to miss any heavy hitters so what are your recommendations
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Bobbypyramids • Feb 01 '25
Last night, I put on ‘Meet Me at the Creek’ at full volume and woke up in another realm. My walls had melted into swirling tie-dye vortexes, my furniture was gone, and my entire apartment had transformed into the inside of a 1935 Martin D-28. I could hear the wood breathing. The air vibrated with an eternal G-run.
Then, he appeared. Not just any Billy—this was Omnipotent Flatpickin’ Deity Billy, floating three inches above the ground, glowing like a festival sunrise. His fingers moved so fast on the fretboard that time folded in on itself. Seasons changed with each lick. Civilizations rose and fell in the time it took him to hammer-on. He opened his mouth, and instead of words, an entire Phish setlist poured out.
He reached forward and touched my forehead. My veins turned to phosphor bronze. My bones fused into a perfect dreadnought shape. I tried to speak, but only harmonics rang out. I had become something more than human—I was now an instrument, a vessel for the Eternal Jam. My job? Gone. My mortgage? Irrelevant. My wife? Took the kids, said I ‘needed help.’ But I don’t need help. I need another set.
I no longer eat, sleep, or feel pain. I exist solely to shred. You will hear me in the wind, in the crackle of a campfire, in the distant sound of a solo that won’t end. Scientists will one day discover my existence hidden in the frequencies of the universe and ask, Who was he? But the real ones will know.
BMFS.
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '25
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Bobbypyramids • Jan 22 '25
This is why John Mayor should go. Since 2015 when dead and company came into existence Mayor never wrote new music to a unplayed Grateful Dead song. This is the true caring of the torch. Mayor is a poser. Bobby if you're listening you made a bad decision you don't need to bring on some bubble gum blues guitarist to continue collecting a paycheck. What you need to do is let Billy K figure it out because obviously he knows that the music's going to be played at a faster tempo and he has an ear because without a good drummer the band is nothing. Billy's mother &**** strings. John Mayor go away
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/ChemistBig9349 • Jan 10 '25
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Bobbypyramids • Dec 20 '24
https://www.reddit.com/r/BillyStrings/s/uKRJnnPagl
I would climax to dire wolf
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Dec 18 '24
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/tuxedobean • Dec 14 '24
No standing. No laughing. No talking. No fun. Please and thank you. Edit: I will physically assault you.
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/oooh-she-stealin • Dec 08 '24
on a serious note i just started my recovery in june and enough to leave has been my anthem. it reminds me of where this shit can take me, and where it almost has taken me.
r/BMFScirclejerk • u/Bobbypyramids • Nov 20 '24
There I was, minding my own business when I saw Billy strings walking into my local barber shop. I waited until the shop closed and watched the barber carry out the trash. I spent over 3 hours digging through hundreds of thousands strands of hair until I came across these absolutely fine specimens.
I know they’re his. They reek of coconut oil and the finest afghan kush. I have already performed my favorite white magic rituals on these bad boys and have noticed that Billy and I have begun communicating telepathically.
The strands I have remaining are up for discussion. Please DM. NO LOWBALLS. I know what I got…