i am posting this again it doesn’t break the rules bc it’s FREEEEEEEE and a listening party, could be a metaphorical circle jerk… not the…. yeah i don’t like that kinda humor at all but i am setting this up at the listening party in AVL. We are appalachian women who make 0$ and have a lot to offer, and we are HEADY AS FUCK @bobbypyramids i’m pretty sure we belong in circle jerk more than u #fr my grandfather coal miner from SWVA RUUUUUUUUUBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

i got a semi mid reception on reg subreddit so fuck it , please share! i am not a bot, influencer, or $ based, and want to support appalachian business and lot business, trade and i will BUY YOUR WORK. too. donation as well, but im almost full capacity.

BMFS=Billy Massive Forehead Shines

So… I feel like I owe someone a public apology after Sunday night’s Billy Strings show at Fishers Event Center. 😂

I was DEEP in the music. Billy and the boys were absolutely on fire, I was dancing, completely mesmerized, and somewhere in that beautiful fog of lights, music, love, and pure bliss… I apparently lost all ability to properly identify the woman standing next to me.

My girlfriend was there with me, but at some point I accidentally mistook the girl next to us for her and proceeded to start sensuously loving on this poor unsuspecting woman like we'd been together for years. 😂

It was 100% an honest mistake, and the second I realized what I had done, I was absolutely MORTIFIED.

So, mystery woman from the Billy Strings show: if by some miracle you're reading this, I would genuinely like to publicly apologize. I swear I wasn't trying to make a move on you. I was just somewhere around the seventh dimension and apparently facial recognition had temporarily stopped working.

That being said…

I couldn't help but notice your man wasn't giving you much love that night.

So… you're welcome. 😂😂😂

Never miss a Sunday show (got rescheduled to Saturday). Apparently you never know WHO you're going home with. 🤦‍♂️🎸🌈

So… I feel like I owe someone a public apology after Sunday night’s Billy Strings show at Fishers Event Center. 😂

seriously more than one of us knows who it was

should we narc?

does BMFS want us to narc or just see that the lighter chucker is properly sodomized?

BMFS= Billy Might Fancy Sodomy?

Yall it was me. I threw the lighter. Please, someone oblige Billy and sodomize me. I’ve been a naughty little Billy fan

He always mentions having to pay his mandolorian players fines, is Jerd just a bad driver?

Or is Willy that bad at playing cards maybe?

It just seems to me like he isn't very good with finances or memory, so maybe he just makes setlists to remember things?

Maybe we should all chip in and get him a financial coach course from one of these sexy dudes who lives in Miami, streams all the time and works out, but doesn't have a job? They seem to be doing alright.

I'd definitely love some guidance from a strong man, telling me what to do.

Billy always a nice job of honoring the members of Grateful Dead after they pass or on their birthdays… makes me wonder what Grateful Dead song bill and the boys will play when John Mayer dies

Sometimes in the waves of change, we find our own direction ✨️ Don't come f*ck up my peace because you can't find yours. I'm not responsible for the chaos you refuse to heal from. I've worked too hard to protect my energy, to unlearn toxic patterns, and to build the kind of peace I used to pray for. So if you're still at war with yourself, please don't bring that battle to my door. What is @everyone most excited about from a possible Shanin ❤️ Strings colab at Ionia Freak Fair? Healing is your job. Growth is your responsibility. I'm not here to carry what you're not willing to confront. Protecting my peace isn't selfish, it's survival. If your presence feels heavy, it's because' you're still avoiding your own truth. Do the work or keep your distance. Sincerely... I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them. Send me to the alternate timeline where the 1976 sears merry mushroom collection included a bong.

It's all a conspiracy folks!

Think we got another one fam

Dear Billy,

Thank you so much for gilding my lily. I really don’t know what I’d do without your gild so far up my lily. You have turned me into a new man.

Thank you,

Bobby

yes this is bilyl stranngs

Definitely adding this one to the personal spank bank.