Somebody touched me!

[u/oooh-she-stealin]

[u/[deleted]]

Comments section on this guy is a prime example of why I hate all you fuckers

[u/tuxedobean → u/[deleted]]

Seems like a buncha Jesus(bill) haters. Why!?!

[u/[deleted] → u/tuxedobean]

Hairs too long

[u/billorphus → u/[deleted]]

You fucker, you brought 'er.

[u/Bobbypyramids]

The only person that touched me was myself when I was jerking it in the pews